Ed Thompson's new swimming pool.....

the weasle had an unusual case of rising damp sunday nite . on the journey home sunday nite from chelt in the firms car , you know the 1 no expense spared the ghia model in midnight blue sunroof aircon etc .the weasle took his boots off and started wringing his socks out i said what the f*** u doing weasle his riposte was theres 6 inches of f***ing water my side me feet are wet and cold with i turned the interior light on thats about the only thing that works on the motor and the weasle was paddling u know the weasle never 1 to complain in adversity !

He walks on water that weasel !! Glad you got better weather Sunday Ed. - hope you though of me with no cover no punters and no money on Staurday - oh and like you plenty of water !!

sad to report just come off the phone to weasel towers and the weasels long suffering wife , jean has told me the weasel has been admitted to the james paget hospital with trenchfoot and tight , tighter and tightedness ! the latter is incurable !

He must have heard the food's free in there !! Did he buy you a pint over the weekend Ed ?

Don't they cost money ?

the weasel could be in the james padget til the spring , he has now realised how much he will save on his central heating bill and save £4 a week on food shopping u know the weasel frugal as always , tighter than a deadheat that's the weasel

Is it true he used to give everyone a ladcrooks diary for Christmas - he stopped when they started charging for them !! He blagged the free £1 Bet vouchers from those prepared to pay for the diaries so he wouldn't be beaten !!

dont be late tommorrow

Late for what ? The Leicester scallywags pre- Christmas re-union ??

NOTTINGHAM BORN AND BRED BOY

Oh you were a Bread Boy ? Should have stuck to it Cashy !! Hows your mate BW - oh and clipboard ?

THEY WERE BOTH TOO GOOD FOR YOU BOY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL AND DANOLI

Out of my depth in all three regards !!! Broken leg comes to mind - for the layer that is not the horse !!!!

THAT DAY AT LIVERPOOL I WAS THE BEST FREIND YOU EVER HAD

Wouldn't want to meet an enemy then Cashy !!!

Southwell today, now have i got everything ? Snorkle, flippers, swimming trunks, yes, i'm ready !!!

The lengths some people go to just to jim in !!!!!!!!

you looked busy yesterday at fakenham...nice mac

Mind your own business and keep your hands off my mac !!

Mind your own business and keep your hands off my mac !!

Pat, i didn't realise he had two macs !

ONLY ONE POCKET

Ed was taken poorly at Yarmouth dogs last night and left after race nine ! Or should that read, the take was poor ? Anyhow, i'm sure he will have made a miraculous recovery overnight, as it's the goldmine today !!!