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Catch Me ifyoucan
14 Apr 14 16:35
Date Joined: 09 Sep 03
| Topic/replies: 481 | Blogger: Catch Me ifyoucan's blog
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Report Yorkshire Terrier April 14, 2014 4:43 PM BST
"Are you sure that was a six ?"
Report Kelly April 14, 2014 4:49 PM BST
In answer to the query "whats over there ?"  , the comment "dont know , nobody has ever been there before " . Rory has had 2 of those at least , both at Augusta . And officially , Ernie .
Report bannahan April 14, 2014 5:15 PM BST
"still you"
Report Puggy4 April 14, 2014 7:59 PM BST
Report Back High Lay Low April 14, 2014 8:47 PM BST
"I'd get that rash checked out by a doctor, just to be on the safe side"
Report kincsem April 14, 2014 10:16 PM BST
Probably only concussion.
Report therhino April 14, 2014 10:36 PM BST
Can I take a mulligan?
Report Hank Hill April 14, 2014 10:59 PM BST
You're teeing up after Kevin Na...
Report a bitofinterest April 14, 2014 11:05 PM BST
"another quadruple bogey for charles howell"
Report sandsave April 15, 2014 8:59 AM BST
a loudly shouted "mashed potato" . wtf does it mean anyway?
Report Kelly April 15, 2014 3:14 PM BST
That the shouter is mindless , sandsave .
Report GRANTCKING April 15, 2014 3:19 PM BST
Report ccmac1975 April 15, 2014 3:29 PM BST
Thats you 9down way 9 to play
Report GRANTCKING April 15, 2014 3:33 PM BST
Report Kelly April 15, 2014 3:41 PM BST
Anyone got any spare golf  balls in their bag ? ( happened to us via a friend we took to Newcastle on a very windy day as it happened --lost 5 balls in the first 6 holes ) .
Report BARROWBOY April 15, 2014 5:10 PM BST
theres a tuurd in the bunker
Report Catch Me ifyoucan April 15, 2014 8:52 PM BST
"IN THE HOOOOOLLLLLLE !!!" -  stupid f*ckin wYANK with beers in both hands.
Report hearts1874 April 16, 2014 11:38 AM BST

yes!!!! hate that. mostly at away comps.
Report therhino April 16, 2014 12:28 PM BST
Anyone see where that went?
Report Kelly April 16, 2014 12:39 PM BST
Have heard that one a lot , therhino , particularly from players who dont have the best sight . Some eye help works on golf courses , some doesn't . Always wondered how anyone visually impaired( even marginally) managed to play .  We had the World Blind champioships here in the North  of Ireland a few years ago , shook my head at that one  , tricky .  And one of the celebrations was a  big firework display  --wonder how many competitors appreciated that ?
Report therhino April 16, 2014 12:43 PM BST
Golf for the blind? All about empowerment and equal oppurtunity and all that jazz, but how long did the rounds take?
Report Kelly April 16, 2014 12:49 PM BST
Not sure , therhino . One of the guys had a very decent gross score on one of our good local courses , but guess some were partially sighted .  A lot had helpers who lined them up and talked them though the shots , but guess it would be slow on average ( maybe not five and a half hours though , which now appears to be par for the course , mores the pity ).

There is no limit to human ingenuity though , even if its an absolute minority involved .
Report donny osmond April 16, 2014 3:56 PM BST
i played with a blind chap, his caddie spotted for him and lined him up

i also played with a british one armed champion

great blokes, didnt take much longer than any other rounds, both were better players than me at the time
Report donny osmond April 16, 2014 3:57 PM BST
"you can have that, thanks for the game ..."
Report NORTH BERWICK April 16, 2014 7:29 PM BST
You did say you were playing with a Titliest 5 didnt you ?

After uve just paid your green fees the starter says Enjoy your round lads and by the way its winter greens.
Report Catch Me ifyoucan April 16, 2014 11:07 PM BST
Heard on the green - "touch of a Blacksmith".
Report NorwichRob April 17, 2014 10:34 PM BST
During a county foursome match...nervy player popping up out of a gorse bush asking for change for a twenty..
Report grinchus April 18, 2014 2:30 PM BST
If the blind golfers take too long they could always play at night.
Report sickoflayinwinners April 20, 2014 10:15 PM BST
at school my pal always caddied for  partiall sighed man who never tipped him, he rectified the tip problem by saying " I think you need a reload mr.." he would then pick up the guys original ball  on the fairway as they waked to the provisional ans sel him a few of his own balls back to him a few weeks laterLaugh
Report Catch Me ifyoucan April 25, 2014 5:54 PM BST
Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
Report Catch Me ifyoucan April 27, 2014 12:06 AM BST
"Great Shot !!!....just hope it got over the water/out of bounds".
Report Si-K April 28, 2014 12:11 AM BST
You've got about 3ft..from that alligator
Report grinchus April 28, 2014 10:32 AM BST
They're probably out of your range now. I'll give them a couple of minutes.
Report Catch Me ifyoucan April 29, 2014 2:12 AM BST
In matchplay after looking for his ball in the rough for about 7/8 minutes......"FOUND IT !"
Report gosmash April 29, 2014 9:50 AM BST
"Have you got your tickets lads ? "
Report Catch Me ifyoucan May 18, 2014 8:50 PM BST
"GET IN THE HOLE !!!" (just as Mile Weir tees off on the 434yd par 4 10th in Texas).........HOW IN THE FU8K - YOU DUMB YANK.
Report Catch Me ifyoucan May 21, 2014 12:51 AM BST
"You guys hit. I gotta take this call."
Report Catch Me ifyoucan March 1, 2018 12:12 AM GMT
Report taximan March 1, 2018 2:43 PM GMT
Your standing to close to the ball [ just after youve just topped it 5 yards in front of you ] lol
Report Insideshrewdie March 2, 2018 8:41 AM GMT
after hitting a few high ones in tot he wind...your problem is all about LOFT

Lack Of F..... Talent
Report Radarat March 2, 2018 2:04 PM GMT
That's an elephant's arse....high and ****.
Report Catch Me ifyoucan March 2, 2018 9:52 PM GMT
"Should we call those ladies thru" Devil
Report Catch Me ifyoucan March 2, 2018 10:08 PM GMT
Course Ranger approaches after a few holes - "may I suggest that you play from the front markers or start your hole at the 150 yard maker? I am sure you would have a lot more fun!” Devil
Report the bloob March 4, 2018 9:48 PM GMT
"you're playing with Tyrell Hatton today"
Report NORTH BERWICK March 4, 2018 11:43 PM GMT
In Matchplay your opponent is about to concede a 2ft putt, then changes his mind and says "No, i think i"ll see that one in"
Report Catch Me ifyoucan March 29, 2018 9:33 PM BST
Jack Nicklaus to Seve "There's out of bounds on the right here!!!???"

Have a look...
Report Catch Me ifyoucan April 6, 2018 1:22 AM BST
Sergio - "Dame otra pelota"
Report Catch Me ifyoucan May 4, 2018 7:10 PM BST
Are those 'Ladies clubs' in your bag.
Report Catch Me ifyoucan April 3, 2019 9:15 PM BST
"you can leave the flag stick IN"
Report Catch Me ifyoucan April 9, 2019 9:05 PM BST
"I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everyone would have to play from the rough. NOT JUST ME" - Seve Ballesteros.
Report Catch Me ifyoucan April 11, 2019 2:21 PM BST
"British police arrest Wikileaks founder Julian Assange" Shocked
Report paulypaul April 11, 2019 2:30 PM BST
The half way hut is shut..
Report Catch Me ifyoucan April 11, 2019 11:59 PM BST
"Brooks WHO ???!!!"
Report Catch Me ifyoucan July 25, 2019 5:11 PM BST
While playing in Esker Hills GC..... "Sorry, I must take this call from SHANE" Tongue Out
Report kincsem July 25, 2019 6:28 PM BST
Heard from a bunch of lads when they passed someone who farted ... "those frogs are everywhere"
Report sewter lives again July 26, 2019 4:25 PM BST
you do know it's only 3 minutes now don't you?
Report RacingCert July 28, 2019 9:26 AM BST
“I’ve got a score going.” when it’s bucketing down with rain.
Report Insideshrewdie July 28, 2019 1:56 PM BST
There's some **** on the end of your golf club....... the other end..
Report Insideshrewdie July 28, 2019 1:57 PM BST
Report taximan August 1, 2019 12:45 PM BST
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