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By:
Yorkshire Terrier
When: 14 Apr 14 16:43
"Are you sure that was a six ?"
By:
Kelly
When: 14 Apr 14 16:49
In answer to the query "whats over there ?"  , the comment "dont know , nobody has ever been there before " . Rory has had 2 of those at least , both at Augusta . And officially , Ernie .
By:
bannahan
When: 14 Apr 14 17:15
"still you"
By:
Puggy4
When: 14 Apr 14 19:59
FORE
By:
Back High Lay Low
When: 14 Apr 14 20:47
"I'd get that rash checked out by a doctor, just to be on the safe side"
By:
kincsem
When: 14 Apr 14 22:16
Probably only concussion.
By:
therhino
When: 14 Apr 14 22:36
Can I take a mulligan?
By:
Hank Hill
When: 14 Apr 14 22:59
You're teeing up after Kevin Na...
By:
a bitofinterest
When: 14 Apr 14 23:05
"another quadruple bogey for charles howell"
By:
sandsave
When: 15 Apr 14 08:59
a loudly shouted "mashed potato" . wtf does it mean anyway?
By:
Kelly
When: 15 Apr 14 15:14
That the shouter is mindless , sandsave .
By:
GRANTCKING
When: 15 Apr 14 15:19
TEN AND EIGHT
By:
ccmac1975
When: 15 Apr 14 15:29
Thats you 9down way 9 to play
By:
GRANTCKING
When: 15 Apr 14 15:33
I THINK YOU SHOULD HIT A PROVISIONAL BALL (nap)
By:
Kelly
When: 15 Apr 14 15:41
Anyone got any spare golf  balls in their bag ? ( happened to us via a friend we took to Newcastle on a very windy day as it happened --lost 5 balls in the first 6 holes ) .
By:
BARROWBOY
When: 15 Apr 14 17:10
theres a tuurd in the bunker
By:
Catch Me ifyoucan
When: 15 Apr 14 20:52
"IN THE HOOOOOLLLLLLE !!!" -  stupid f*ckin wYANK with beers in both hands.
By:
hearts1874
When: 16 Apr 14 11:38
I THINK YOU SHOULD HIT A PROVISIONAL BALL (nap)


yes!!!! hate that. mostly at away comps.
By:
therhino
When: 16 Apr 14 12:28
Anyone see where that went?
By:
Kelly
When: 16 Apr 14 12:39
Have heard that one a lot , therhino , particularly from players who dont have the best sight . Some eye help works on golf courses , some doesn't . Always wondered how anyone visually impaired( even marginally) managed to play .  We had the World Blind champioships here in the North  of Ireland a few years ago , shook my head at that one  , tricky .  And one of the celebrations was a  big firework display  --wonder how many competitors appreciated that ?
By:
therhino
When: 16 Apr 14 12:43
Golf for the blind? All about empowerment and equal oppurtunity and all that jazz, but how long did the rounds take?
By:
Kelly
When: 16 Apr 14 12:49
Not sure , therhino . One of the guys had a very decent gross score on one of our good local courses , but guess some were partially sighted .  A lot had helpers who lined them up and talked them though the shots , but guess it would be slow on average ( maybe not five and a half hours though , which now appears to be par for the course , mores the pity ).

There is no limit to human ingenuity though , even if its an absolute minority involved .
By:
donny osmond
When: 16 Apr 14 15:56
i played with a blind chap, his caddie spotted for him and lined him up

i also played with a british one armed champion


great blokes, didnt take much longer than any other rounds, both were better players than me at the time
By:
donny osmond
When: 16 Apr 14 15:57
"you can have that, thanks for the game ..."
By:
NORTH BERWICK
When: 16 Apr 14 19:29
You did say you were playing with a Titliest 5 didnt you ?

After uve just paid your green fees the starter says Enjoy your round lads and by the way its winter greens.
By:
Catch Me ifyoucan
When: 16 Apr 14 23:07
Heard on the green - "touch of a Blacksmith".
By:
NorwichRob
When: 17 Apr 14 22:34
During a county foursome match...nervy player popping up out of a gorse bush asking for change for a twenty..
By:
grinchus
When: 18 Apr 14 14:30
If the blind golfers take too long they could always play at night.
By:
sickoflayinwinners
When: 20 Apr 14 22:15
at school my pal always caddied for  partiall sighed man who never tipped him, he rectified the tip problem by saying " I think you need a reload mr.." he would then pick up the guys original ball  on the fairway as they waked to the provisional ans sel him a few of his own balls back to him a few weeks laterLaugh
By:
Catch Me ifyoucan
When: 25 Apr 14 17:54
TOP TEN CADDY COMMENTS.......
10
Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
4
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
3
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
1
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
By:
Catch Me ifyoucan
When: 27 Apr 14 00:06
"Great Shot !!!....just hope it got over the water/out of bounds".
By:
Si-K
When: 28 Apr 14 00:11
You've got about 3ft..from that alligator
By:
grinchus
When: 28 Apr 14 10:32
They're probably out of your range now. I'll give them a couple of minutes.
By:
Catch Me ifyoucan
When: 29 Apr 14 02:12
In matchplay after looking for his ball in the rough for about 7/8 minutes......"FOUND IT !"
By:
gosmash
When: 29 Apr 14 09:50
"Have you got your tickets lads ? "
By:
Catch Me ifyoucan
When: 18 May 14 20:50
"GET IN THE HOLE !!!" (just as Mile Weir tees off on the 434yd par 4 10th in Texas).........HOW IN THE FU8K - YOU DUMB YANK.
By:
Catch Me ifyoucan
When: 21 May 14 00:51
"You guys hit. I gotta take this call."
By:
Catch Me ifyoucan
When: 01 Mar 18 00:12
ttt
By:
taximan
When: 01 Mar 18 14:43
Your standing to close to the ball [ just after youve just topped it 5 yards in front of you ] lol
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