***Tiger Woods Express Destination World Number 1***

Someone's had a beer or two with their lunch ?

After a false start we will be off and running this week.

As yazz once famously said the only way is up.

The journey back to the top starts this Thursday.

I must say for a bit of a judge Mighty i think your a little wide of the mark on this one. Golf however will be all the better for his return.

I wouldnt want to be hanging by my testicles until he got to Number 1 !!!!!

FLC, ringer, & I never understood who the "Plastic Population" were, her breasts?

She was horrific FLC

The bird from Roxette a different story however, she could have had me with a little effort

funny how we go from tiger to talking about sex and skanks - he's got a
long way to go b4 he's just seen as a sucks machine !

Yes,good morning. I was wondering,would it be at all possible to purchase a ticket @ 18 ?
The driver may be unsure of the way,but I have a feeling this Express is about to pick up some speed !!!

I fear the death knell may be sounding a tad too soon !!

For goodness sake put the shades away Heinz, your bokking all this lots punts on Tiger. You, Masch and Chris really are doing yourself no favours imo.

chooo chooo

I just find the commentary on him amazing

he hasnt played a proper round for weeks and he is going nicely but these chumps are trying to pick his swing apart

The wheels have been oiled and the express is ready to roll.

The greatest show on earth is back this week.

How fast does he have to get to no 1 for it to be an express? 3 months and counting and only gone backwards, don't think the train has even left the yard yet...

no doubt

moving in the right direction, back into the world top 50

hes back

im not great at this world ranking stuff...does anyone know when tiger will get back to number one...roughly!!

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If the points Woods has amassed were divided by the 26 events he has played in over the last two years and not the minimum 40 he would be ranked 5th with an average 5.76.