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24 Dec 09 22:39
Date Joined: 31 Oct 01
| Topic/replies: 1,337 | Blogger: plainlazy's blog
1. I found a piece of plasticine yesterday....i dont know what to make of it

2.exit signs...their on the way out

3. advent calenders...their days are numbered

4. two men walked into a would have thought one of them would have seen it

5.i took the M1 out of london the other day when i got stopped by the police..they said put it back

6.origami for beginners...the advantages are twofold

another 6 on boxing day if anybody wants them....the family have threatened me with violence if i tell them any more
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Report Gary Binosh December 24, 2009 11:37 PM GMT
nothing special archie as you well know ;) but i still enjoyed them, and look forward to boxing day :) merry christmas
Report marychain1 December 26, 2009 2:55 PM GMT
Report plainlazy December 26, 2009 3:05 PM GMT
7.i applied for an interview to manage a sheffield football club..the guy said how flexible are you..i said i cant manage wednesday
Report plainlazy December 26, 2009 3:06 PM GMT
8..whos the coolest guy in the hospital...the ultrasound guy...whos the coolest when hes on holiday...the hip replacement guy
Report plainlazy December 26, 2009 3:07 PM GMT
9..had a tarka curry the other day..its like a biriani only otter
Report plainlazy December 26, 2009 3:11 PM GMT
10. went to the butchers the other day..he said i bet you £5 you cant guess the weight of that meat on the top shelf...i said no the steaks are too high
Report plainlazy December 26, 2009 3:13 PM GMT
11.saw a tv set for sale the other day ..the volume was stuck on full but it was only £ could i turn that down
Report plainlazy December 26, 2009 3:17 PM GMT
12. i saw a girl talking to usain bolt the other day ...i thought shes trying to pull a fast one
Report plainlazy December 26, 2009 3:17 PM GMT
happy christmas everybody
Report a bitofinterest December 26, 2009 3:27 PM GMT
Report drumgroove December 26, 2009 4:13 PM GMT
exit signs...their on the way out.....come on archie *they're*
Report plainlazy December 26, 2009 4:23 PM GMT
well spotted ronnie...the education i have been giving you is showing results...i had spotted it ..but i couldnt be arsed to change it.....
as frames is one of the more intelligent on here..and he still puts could of.......i thought i would get away with it..

not much response to my wonderful jokes...for some reason they seem obsessed with golf on here

we will be in tomorrow morning if you want to bring the kids round for an hour..let me know if you are coming
Report donny osmond December 26, 2009 4:27 PM GMT
i like no 10

well done some belters in there ;)
Report Lori December 29, 2009 2:10 PM GMT
They're nearly all pretty good tbh.
Report My Way De Solzen December 29, 2009 2:19 PM GMT
all courtesy of Tim Vine, stand up comic
Report Gary Binosh December 29, 2009 8:23 PM GMT
^^ :)
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