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1. I found a piece of plasticine yesterday....i dont know what to make of it
2.exit signs...their on the way out
3. advent calenders...their days are numbered
4. two men walked into a building...you would have thought one of them would have seen it
5.i took the M1 out of london the other day when i got stopped by the police..they said put it back
6.origami for beginners...the advantages are twofold
another 6 on boxing day if anybody wants them....the family have threatened me with violence if i tell them any more
2.exit signs...their on the way out
3. advent calenders...their days are numbered
4. two men walked into a building...you would have thought one of them would have seen it
5.i took the M1 out of london the other day when i got stopped by the police..they said put it back
6.origami for beginners...the advantages are twofold
another 6 on boxing day if anybody wants them....the family have threatened me with violence if i tell them any more
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nothing special archie as you well know ;) but i still enjoyed them, and look forward to boxing day :) merry christmas
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waiting
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7.i applied for an interview to manage a sheffield football club..the guy said how flexible are you..i said i cant manage wednesday
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8..whos the coolest guy in the hospital...the ultrasound guy...whos the coolest when hes on holiday...the hip replacement guy
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9..had a tarka curry the other day..its like a biriani only otter
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10. went to the butchers the other day..he said i bet you £5 you cant guess the weight of that meat on the top shelf...i said no the steaks are too high
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11.saw a tv set for sale the other day ..the volume was stuck on full but it was only £1...how could i turn that down
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12. i saw a girl talking to usain bolt the other day ...i thought shes trying to pull a fast one
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happy christmas everybody
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MARVELLOUS STUFF
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exit signs...their on the way out.....come on archie *they're*
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well spotted ronnie...the education i have been giving you is showing results...i had spotted it ..but i couldnt be arsed to change it.....
as frames is one of the more intelligent on here..and he still puts could of.......i thought i would get away with it.. not much response to my wonderful jokes...for some reason they seem obsessed with golf on here we will be in tomorrow morning if you want to bring the kids round for an hour..let me know if you are coming |
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i like no 10
well done some belters in there ;) |
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They're nearly all pretty good tbh.
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all courtesy of Tim Vine, stand up comic
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^^ :)
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