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21 Dec 09 23:51
Date Joined: 28 Aug 07
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who the hell cares,hes a golfer,his private life is his own or should be
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Report a bitofinterest December 21, 2009 11:57 PM GMT
you started this thread.
Report Gary Binosh December 21, 2009 11:58 PM GMT
bito does, he opened this thread
Report Gary Binosh December 21, 2009 11:59 PM GMT
sh!t, that means i do :(
Report a bitofinterest December 22, 2009 12:01 AM GMT
Report BJG December 22, 2009 12:05 AM GMT
Oh no, now do i've to care too :(
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Report Lucky Sod December 22, 2009 7:25 PM GMT
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate
their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession
to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one other guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods the golfer?"


"Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get done, the
husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" says the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry. I was going to call room service and get some

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his
wife a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

"What are you doing?" she says.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get
some food."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."

The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife
one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to
the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole!"
Report Sir Denis Eton-Hogg December 22, 2009 11:13 PM GMT
it was a 186 yrd par 3
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