Newbury Off

will u close shop or play in the next few races

Play on the sand  at Kempton  why  they dont fall on te flat  5.00 Edgeworth  it wll be close .. but thats racing

Greedkills,   Nobody  ever won anything by  giving up .. game on

u where a layer on course for many years
why are u now a backer?

The Exes , on here  you  only pay com  no  on the moter way for 4 hours  no hassle from losing punters  no floor men no tic  tacks   zip can play on here  with a drink i my hand  in my under pants  and it only cost  me  com  you should try it  thats why  course  bookies  are  drifting in  droves  .

Greed  when i was on course  i  layed em   .. i also backed em   eg if they were a cert  i back em   if they  was  a ?  about em  i layed em  its all opinions some bookies  have no  opinion  they play the  % , a round book  other bookies have a very strong opinion  they  are the real winners .

Greed ,  3 horses  for you  zip would keep on my side  6.10 Sherjawy..6.40  Abigails Angel 7.10 April Fool   lay them 3  and pay .. its  only my opinion ..

zips a backer  of them  three   zip will lay  any horse   if it  is gambled  on  horse  against  any  of my tips   by gamble  i mean  if anything  starts fav  against  them . zips done  his maths  and i know the %.. game on you guys

Looks like the zipper show  .. zips out

Sorry guys  zip has to  have a say  this  Barney Curly  horse i will lay it till my nose bleeds     come on Barney

never a  danger .  zip needs a transfusion  but thats  horse racing

well  its got to be  lump on April Fool .. if this gets beat  call the nurse .....

April Fool,  zip was  on  thats  the difference  between  punters   and gamblers .. zip won big on the day

zipper how did you win yesterday?

Mr Manager zip thinks  you aint the  nerve for the long game .. so i will post  the early certs  for the next 7 days  why 7 days well me and my lovely wife and nurse are  taking a  Holiday  in our retreat Barbados
early certs today  1.45  The  Blue Dog  2.20 Cwmni
12.45 What A Friend  2.25 Minella Starts .....all run before 3.00  hope you cash in  this if you can stay awake.. good luck

Mr Manager  zip has been in this game 50 plus   Ive seen  all the big gamblers in that time  but i aint never seen a winner  long term  who bets long ahots .. why  fav win 33%   first and second favs  49%  long story short  the first 5 in the  betting win 89%   the other 11%  outsiders    12/1  14/1  33/1 yes they do happen  thats why its called gambling   but no form guy  could spot em  .. thats why i  say pay with a smile  if a 50/1 shot beats my    7/4  shots

MK take my first bet  What A Friend  both horses  were from  the same  stable   both horses ran on merit  Noland  jumped every fence  What  A Friend  ( the cert ) made 3  blunders .  last fence   he was 2 lenghts  down    got beat a short head  2 strides after the line he was  3/4 lenghts up   thats  gambling  move on .  by the way have you got  TV .

right zipper
lets print money

look at the early prices for this the blue dog management
punt of the day

Mr Manager  This  The Blue Dog  zip got odds against this morning   to good money (all  money is good in my world )   It was a very  easy win for the horse    S/P  4/9   now thats  VALUE .. it aint all about  25/1 shots

management i take it u dont know much about horse racing

Greed  dont get him at it  he knows you know . lets see  what he got to say .

management
5/2 the blue dog this morning in the shops
sp 4/9
that is the punt of the day in my book

Mr Manager,   your thinking about  getting a motor car  well zip  will give you a BMW   its  was my  nurses car  ive just  brought  a new   top of the range  (out of the loses on here)

if someone wants 20 grand on a horse nobody will accept it on here at 10am
have to go to the shops and spread it like butter

zipper is in terrible form
but form is temporary and class is permanent
zipper is a class act

yes this is one downside of the ship called betfair

Mr Waste of time  .. 3.30  ilissos    170 grand was  lost on this horse last time  he ran  a  fair bit of that was mine  .. its pay back time

zipper 1.36 favs?

i thought any oncourse layer would lay these till the cows come home

Mr manager  when i was at school   if you missed a leason ,well it was  6 strokes of the cane ..  Miss Shirt our  teacher   was worth it . she was  kinky so was zip

jesus zipper
its time for you to take the wife and nurse for a holiday
cause u could stop the boat to france this week

zipper did you love the each way thieves on the course

Mr  Manager  the market told us the story about  my nap  in both  divs  2.20  Cwmni   about 4/1  at 9.30   post time  10/1  any price you like  zip never  never  lays off   let it  roll   ok today it went tits up ,  but  zip has been betting  50  years  day to day  results dont matter  its over  the year  in the year  yes  there ups  and downs  deal with it   ...i do

Greed  ew Thieves on course  no prob  if there were 10 to 13  runners  in the race .. you could be on

Greed ,   dont take this wrong   big gamblers dont  bet EW  honest .

Thieves  dont bet to win  live and learn   no offence

The Management  .. its balls down time  no ew rubbish on the nose  big  5.10  Aquilifer   put 10k up on the lay side .

your place bets are legendary zipper
2 point win 8 points place.i knew guys who bet 9/4s each way
protection of stake money is the key so big gamblers will always do ew

The Manager  OK  i had to go in big  Aquilifer but i won a bag of sand ( your words ) ..  here mine  you never  never go bust backing winners  any walk of life  winners win , losers can please them self
heres another one and its true   anyone can be a good winner  it takes  balls to be a good loser  pay with a smile

The Management  you will be pleased to know zip has had a losing day . your  bull about  zip never loses  is in correct   roll on tomorrow .. another day  another   dollar  God Willing   any how  back to the real world  zip is  taking the wife and nurse  out  6.55  to our fav  eating place  good night  God Bless

Greed  re place betting  your post  16.17   Try this  7.05  12 runners   plenty of value  Brighty  Sparky   on the nose .
Mr  Management  chicken mc nuggets  what are you talking about   . ok  if it fish fingers   correct me if iam wrong  fish dont have fingers .. and i have a feeling  chickens  dont have  mc nuggets   but  i am only guessing

Sorry  boys  iv got to go now  the  girls are  all dressed up  .. its nose bag time and lots of fun  talk tomorrow .

The Management ,  yesterday zip  bailed out in the 7.05 Wolver   Bright Sparky  won at  7/1  no bull zip got 9/2  but a winner is a winner  hey thats history
Todays  certs  sorry  they are later  we are talking winners
3.35 Ascot  Copper Bleu
3.55 Haydock  Skippers Brig
5.10 Lingfield  Georgebernardshaw .
get on win and place   its the value

Mr manager  re your post  18.09   your ? if you read again my post  to Greed   18.00  i said  Sparky on the nose   that means  to win  why no place  well you do not places certs

right zipper
print money today

very well done zipper 14/1 winner
excellent

plenty money printed today

MR Manager   my nurse knows  FA  about  horses   she leaves that up to me   My lovely wife  knows even less  .. she leaves  it to me   .. women  as long as they can have fine gowns, perfume , evenings out with friends & Zipper who will take care of all the exes they don't want to know.Your next question is Mr Manager ?

The Management   Fair enough  why i dont put up my backs and lays   i work very hard at this   why should i mark your card  what are you putting in ////.. i only play the  div2  and the AW  comp  for a bit of fun .. enjoy  because     1st  March  zip will not be in the  comps

Greed  if i can help you  i will .

keep them coming zipper

i need you to keep the wolf from my door

also throw in a few funny stories

i need you to keep a smile on my face

management
zipper is nothing like del boys grandad

sorry

management

im guessing you went to university?
you type like one who is well educated

Mr Manager,  you got a dog who knows   more  about  gambling than me ,, well put it on the market ....... zips a buyer

zipper - it's time for your medication

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The Management ,  zip  went to the  school  of life , it served me well  get a life   pretentious  A Hole

Top 2  my nurse  looks  nothing  like that  try   28 years old  36  24  34 .. hey  deal with it i do

Mr Manager ,  zip aint  calling you pretentious   lets  get this   right ..  now watch  my lips .. you are  a  pretentious  A  Hole
If  you have  a problem with that   give us a call   999  ..6+66.

''Watch my lips'' comedy gold

Morning zips, been a while, just gone through the thread yeah, watch my lips
Hope you`re keeping infront mate, are you dropping out of the comps ?? was hoping to see you in the
premier division soon. Don`t think i`ll bother with the horses today, im struggling to find
anything, if pushed i`d have a small wager on the following :

2:30 - Souter Point
3:00 - Ballybriggan
4:35 - Huckleberry

Good Morning Shane  nice to hear from you  and i mean that .
today zip will play on the sand  looks to me a girls day   it aint  often you get a  card  were the  fillies/ mares  will  head the market . zip has backed these   and if they go silly well zip will top up  .
1.50  Bold Diva
2.50  Wheres Sussie
3.55  Chilli Green
4.55  Serious Drinking
5.25  But Beautiful

Good luck  nice to hear from you .

afternoon zipper
lets print money

Print Money what colour . 2.40  Sedgefield  Euro American

well done
lets print more

OK  greed  try this  3.45  Sedgefield  Bocciani  about 7/2   carries a pen....... Rawaaj will be all the rage 11.5 ..Bocciani   11.9   4 lbs between em   should be fun

Greed  get yourself a dvd  called    The Color  Of Money , Paul Newman..Tom  Cruise . Tells  you all you need to know  about  the pro gamblers .

Market Rasen  4.05  Irish  Guard at the price  you most lay

Mr Manager  you are a real  prick   zip said on a post about   11.30  zip  bets  go on   before  12.00 on a sunday  why there aint no  real money in the market on a Sunday  thats why i sweep up  what there is  .. by the way  when zip was    messing about with you  you waste of time     zip laid  Irish  Guard  for 2k   the site was not down then  when betfair  said  your on
Now  listern up , go play bingo   cause your out of your class  playing us gamblers

Greed  take no notice of this  balloon  The Manager .
zip is well in front today   4.35  zip lays  Bradolet  rated 87 today   i read the form book  and  cannot see why its got a rating of  87 .. zips a layer .

Manager  what class are you ? no lies .

chill lads
just been able to log on a minute ago

thank chuck for
bet
daq

The Management  You did not answer the  question , no rants   or  raves . 
I will repeat ....What  Class  Are You .. No Lies

Greed , there aint  been  no  prob here  all day with  Betfair . were you live

zipper you gotta be joking

go over to football forum
and horse racing forum
plenty on there screaming at betfair

traders will be screaming today all right

The Manager  zip dont need to know what class   zip is   the  question  is what class  are you   what part of that you dont understand   no waffle   put it up

right zipper
its time to print money

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zipper its only mugs that have a go at other peoples postings

Greed  print money  follow me in div 2  a nice 6/1 winner today - West Leake-  ok its s/p was 5/1   but zip had plenty of 6/1   my  other nap in the AW comp  got stuffed . I will not be posting again  in the General  Form after Thursday  zip and friends  will be  leaving  Manchester  to our fav holiday place  Barbados  ..  back in the second week of March  if the boys who run the comp  and if zips still in div  2 I will start from there   the  AW  comp  win lose or draw  I will not be involved.See you later after a fabulous 3 week holiday in the Carribean.Looking forward to that sunshine & going to the Bridgetown bookies.And of course rum punches  & flying fish at Oistens Bay next Friday.

Pappilion,  your spot on   theres an old saying  5 guys playing  poker  if you Sit down at the table and you cannot spot the MUG  with in  3 hands  its  probably  YOU .. same with the horses  its only a bit of fun .

right zipper
lets print some money
especially if your going on your holidays

Greed  just for you    lets print some money   zips has  plenty on the  betfair  site  early bets  today thats how i play .  Last  Sunday when the site was  down zip  put  bets on  about 11.30  now i had no idea the site would   be down   any how thats  history .
you want winners  print money  i like that   no nonsense    zip puts it up  to be shot at  Get on   4.25 Prince Tam  5.10 Beau Fighter .. 5.20 Normally  fill  boots .

yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
zipper is in the house
and hes gonna print me some money

zipper i am available to looke after your house while your  away in the sun
as long as the nurse still makes a daily visit there

Greed - Thanks for the offer to look after the mansion but its fully protected by hoodlums 24/7 who don't take any prisoners.


The Management - Please see above our mansion is hardly an asylum.As for tunnels the only tunnel we have is to the wine cellar.

Jealousy & envy are sinful.... go deal with it. I won't be sending any postcards.

zipper did you make millions laying on course for many years?
do you just punt on here now to pass the time?
do you really care if you win or lose on here everyday?

The Manager you two bob   punter  have £500 pounds win on my 3 tips  and  a 1k treble   that will only cost you  2.5k  and you will win big .

management
are u a backer
a layer
a trader?

how % of your betting is on horse racing?

youu have been here for 10 years
8 hours study on one race!

have u found the secret to making money on
here on horse racing?

if you back do u green up?
if you lay do u green up?

Zip all  3  got beat,   but  Mr Manager  it omly cost you  £2500 .

Greed your post  15.39
no
no
no

OK  boys all three got well beat and zip did his money today. also   zip had 2 lays ( Both Won )  and  2 other win bets (both lost )  its this time of day when you need a good  wife  thank  God  my  wife  is  the best .   6.40  got to go now  evening out with  the wife

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well played zip [;)]  come back soon

zipper
its time
to print some money

zipper
hurry up and and get the suntan lotion
and get back on ere
and print me some money

Greed my nap  in div 2  4.10 Currahee was  placed  On  here   Betfair they pay the  top 4   places , punters in the shops  cause   one none runner   the 16 horse  had very little chance    they pay the  first 3   now you know my bets    2 point win 8 points place   this  Currahee  was  16/1   zip was on   at 15/1 but  8 points place   at about  7/2  so zip backed a loser and won big . Greed zip dont print money  The Bank Of  England  does  or so iam told  .
Greed in the A/W   zip   has posted  8.05  Cardinal    you can have  plenty of 12/1   7/2  it places    so 3 points  win   12 points place .. thats about it for today   next  3 weeks zip on holiday  good luck  for me its sand  / sunshine / and the boys at  Bridgetown

ta zipper
zipper u are better than the money printing machines
that bank of england have
cardinal is a favourite of mine
if you get a chance watch the race it won at windsor in the summer
amazing passed 15 horses in the last 2 furlongs and won
pulling a cart

i will look forward to your return just before the festival
have a great holiday you and your lady
do not gamble when on holidays
but study the formbook and pick some juicy winners
for cheltenham