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YOU WILL GET ALL BITTER AND TWISTED,AND YOU MIGHT WALK INTO A LAMPOST
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ROD I SEE YOUR STILL FOLLOWING ME,I LIKE YOUR SMILEY FACE,I JUST GOT A GLOW IN MY UPPER CRANIUM
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ROD HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ME,OR HAVE YOU ANY BANKER FRIENDS IN THE PUBS WHERE YOU DRINK WHO COULD HELP POT NOODLE
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WE SHOULD ALL BE GLAD FOR WHAT WEVE GOT
THAT IS WHAT IS CALLED GRATITUDE WHEN YOUR HAPPY WITH WHAT YOUVE GOT,YOU WILL SEE HOW CALM YOU ARE AND YOUR TUMMY WILL NOT HAVE A KNOT IN IT YOU WILL BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND YOUR CHILDRENS AND PARTNERS NOISE BUT IF YOUR NOT HAPPY WITH WHAT YOUVE GOT YOU WILL BE IRRITATED AND ,JEALOUS ,THUBKING YOU DESERVE BETTER SO BE GLAD FOR WHAT YOUVE GOT AND MAY BE YOU CAN LIVE HAPPEELEE EVER AFTER AND TRY AND SMILE HAVE YOU NITICED THERES NOT MANY HAPPY PEOPLE WITH GRUMPY FACES THE ABOVE IS AN ABSTRACT FROM THE LIFE OF DO WAH DIDDY |
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JUST THINK HOW LUCKY YOU ARE ,YOU CAN GO ON BETFAIR ALL DAY,WHILE THERES MEN IN THE SAHARA DESERT WHO HAVE TO TAKE THEIR CAMELS TO FIND SOME WATER ,AND THE DESSERTS NOT AS NICE AS ITS MADE OUT ,SOMETIMES THERE SAND STORMS
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we're all a happy bunch on here DWD
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THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR,AND FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO PULL A GRUPMPY FACE WHEN THEY READ MY BIG LETTERS,DO YOU RELISE HOW MUCH YOUR UPSETTING YOUR BRAIN
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DO WAH DIDDY DOESNT LET PEOPLE UPSET HIM AS MUCH
THESE DAYS,ITS NO GOOD DO WAH DIDDY BUYING CAMAY SOAP TO MAKE HIS COMPLECTION NICER ,IF YOU LET PEOPLE UPSET YOU AND MAKE YOU FROWN AND HAVE LINES ON YOUR FACE |
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Is this all a teaser for some book publishing deal you're going to announce soon.
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I WANT TO BE DISCOVERED LIKE PENICILEN ,AND THEN I CAN BE OF SOME USE
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I KNOW IVE GOT SOMETHING TO OFFER MORE THAN BEING A NUICENCE ON A BETTING FORUM
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IM A YOUNG 61,AS THE WATCH THAT I WEAR DOESNT ALLWAYS WORK
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TUTEM KARMEMS DEATH MASK WAS FOUND,EVEN THOUGH IT WAS OLD IT WAS TREASURE,
WELL I WANT TO BE LIKE TUTEM KARMENS MASK AND PEOPLE SAY EVEN THOUGH DO WAH DIDDY IS OLD HES A TREASURE |
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AND I WANT TO BE FOUND
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I MEAN DISCOVERED
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I WANT SOMEONE TO SAY DO WAH DIDDY YOUR FABULOUS YOUR JUST WHAT IM LOOKING FOR AND IM GOING TO MAKE YOU A MULTI MILLION AIRE
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PS I CAN KEEP A SECRET
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I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED LIKE PEOPLE REMEMBER FRED FLINTSTONE
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I WANT QUIZ MASTERS TO SAY WHOS THIS A PICTURE OF ,AND THE CONTESTANTS DONT HAVE TO GUESS ,I WANT THEM TO KNOW ITS DO WAH DIDDY
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THERE MUST BE SOMEONE LIKE ANDREW LYOYD WEBBER,OR SIMON COWELL ,OR RUPERT MURDOCH,OR BILL GATES , OR STEPHEN SPIELSBURG ,WHO COME ON HERE FOR THE ODD BET WHO COULD SEE MY THREAD AND SAY DO WAH DIDDY IS JUST WHAT IM LOOKING FOR
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THERES 5 PEOPLE ON THIS THREAD AND IM NOT EVEN FAMOUS YET,ALL YOU NEED IS TO GIVE MAX CLIFFORD A FEW QUID,AND HE WILL PUT ME ON THE MAP
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YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME BEING DRUNK AS IM A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC,IVE BEEN SOBER FOR NEARLY 8 YEARS
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I COULD HANDLE THE PRESSURE AND ADULATION,AS I HAVE PROBERBLY SANG ON THE CARRYOKEE IN MORE COUNTRIES THAN FRANK SINATRA
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I WOULDNT WANT MUCH JUST A LAPTOP FOR MY BETTING ,AND LOADS OF MONEY
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AND AN ALARM CLOCK TO MAKE SURE I GOT UP OF A MORNING
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AND SOME NEW TROUSERS AS THESE IVE GOT WONT FASTEN AT THE WAIST
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AND I PROMISE I WOULDNT PINCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND
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BECAUSE I WRITE LIKE THIS DOESNT MEAN IM ODD LOOKING,YOU CANT SEE MY BRAIN ESPECIALLY WHEN I WEAR A HAT
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I DONT EVEN SAY ALOT WHEN IM NOT TYPING,I JUST LOOK AT PEOPLE AND WONDER WHATS THE WORLD COMEING TO
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THE DOCTOR SAID IVE GOT DEPRESSION,HE SAID THERES LOTS OF PEOPLE WHOS GOT IT
I TOLD HIM IF THEY SEE WHAT I SEE NO WONDER THERE DEPRESSED |
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HE SAID EVERYBODYS ON TABLETS,I SAID WELL ITS NOT ALL BAD NEWS ,I BET THE GOVERMENT CAN GET A GOOD DISCOUNT FOR THE N H S IF THERES LOADS OF US USEING THEM
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I DONT LIKE THE WAY HE BANGED THE DOOR WHEN I LEFT
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I NEED A LIFE,IM GOING TO BED NOW TO DREAM ABOUT ONE
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Not hurting anyone though ?
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ROD HULL THERES PEOPLE WHO LIKE ME TALING TO MYSELF,THEN I DONT HAVE TO TALK TO THEM,SO I MAKE THEM HAPPY
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YOUVE NOT COME ON HERE TO HELP POT NOODLE WITH HIS MORGAGE YOUVE JUST COME ON HERE TO RIDEECULE ME,YOUR NOT EVEN A GOOD RIDEECULER
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YOUR TRYING TO RIDEECULE ME LIKE THEM SKY T V PRESENTERS TRIED TO RIDECULE THAT LADY REFEREE,ITS NOT HER FAULT SHE HAS TO DRESS IN BLACK AND IT DOESNT SUIT HER ,ALL THE WORK THEY HAVE TO DO TO GET MAKEUP AND NAIL VARNISH TO MATCH THEIR REFEREES UNIFORM AND THEIR RIDEECULED,I BET SHE FEELS LIKE ME WHEN MY SKINS BLOTCHY
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THEM WOMEN REFEREES NEED TO HAVE SKIN LIKE A RHINEOSEROUS WHEN THEM MEN START BOOING THEM,AND CALLING THEM NAMES,IT WONT DO THEIR SELF CONFEEDENCE A LOT OF GOOD
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