By:
WATCH OUT FOR THE WICKED WITCH
|
By:
IF YOU TELL THE TRUTH ,YOU CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT,AND YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE BOGEY MAN,YOU MIGHT NOT GET WHAT YOU WANT ,BUT YOU WONT HAVE TO WORRY EVERYTIME SOMEONE KNOCKS AT THE DOOR OR RINGS YOU UP
|
By:
SO HEY POT NOODLE KNOWS WHAT TO DO TO GET HIS MORGAGE
SO THE MORAL OF THIS THREAD IS,IF YOU TELL THE MORGAGE MAN YOUVE ONLY GOT INCOME FROM GAMBLING ,HE WILL TELL YOU YOU CANT HAVE A MORGAGE IF YOU TELL FIBS (i dont like the word liar i call them fibbers)YOU COULD END UP IN PRISON FOR FRAUD, |
By:
ITS TOOK 4683 VIEWS TO GET TO THIS POINT,AND IVE HAD TO TAKE VERBAL ABUSE,TO ALL YOU VERBAL ABUSERS YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF TALKING TO A LITTLE OLD MAN OF 61,LIKE YOU HAVE ,YOUR A DISGRACE TO YOUR MUMMYS
|
By:
Do Wah, i reckon your impersonator friend did a pretty good job imo
|
By:
HE DIDNT HE WAS SUPPOSE TO COME BACK ON STAGE AND FINISH HIS ACT ,THEY HAD TO START THE BINGO EARLY ,BECAUSE NO ONE COULD FIND HIM,THEY PUT HIS LEATHER COAT IN THE FOLLOWING WEEKS RAFFLE
|
By:
heynoodles, put your whole bank on even money shot and buy the property fully in cash [;)][;)][;)]
just kidding , dont do it [:)] |
By:
Hi noodles,went thru woolwich(barclays) they gave me a £280,000 mortgage we put down 66% deposit,got betfair to proof last 3 years earnings.This was only last october so it is definitely possible,good luck,if u need any more info just ask.
|
By:
As for the declare earning etc thats a load of bollox
|
By:
THERES NO NEED TO BUDDY SWEAR
|
By:
THATS TO BUDDYS LOOKOUT, I WOULDNT TAKE ADVICE OFF ANYBODYS LOOKOUT THEY SEEM SHADY TO ME
|
By:
DEAR MR BANK MANAGER
IVE JUST HAD A WORD WITH BUDDYS LOOKOUT AND HE SAID YOU WOULD GIVE ME A MORGAGE WHY IS HE CARRYING A GUN TO HOLD THE BANK UP |
By:
IS BUDDY THE GANG LEADER
|
By:
LOOK DO WAH DIDDY ,DONT TAKE NOTICE OF ANYONE ON A GAMBLING FORUM REGARDING GETTING A LOAN ,OR THEY WILL FIND OUT YOUR ADDRESS AND SEND YOU BEGGING LETTERS IF THEY THINK YOUVE SOME SPARE CASH TO GAMBLE .
|
By:
YES MR BANK MANAGER ,I KNOW YOUR RIGHT IVE SEEN THE JERAMY KYLE SHOW,AND IVE SEEN THEM ALCOHOLICS AND MEN WHOSE GOT 20 BABIES AND THEM GAMBLERS WHOS SPENT THE CHILDRENS DINNER MONEY,YES I KNOW THEY DONT LIVE IN BIG HOUSES ,UNLESS THERE SQUATTERS
|
By:
IM GOING TO BED NOW MR BANK MANAGER IM SORRY FOR WASTEING YOUR TIME,WHEN YOU COULD BE SELLING OVER 50 LIFE INSURENCE
GOOD NIGHT |
By:
Cheers buddys, thats v interesting. Im going to wait now I might try Woolwich at a later date (although you did say "we" was it a joint thing?). I asked BF for 3 years records and they sent me every bet ive had in that time - rather than a weekly breakdown of earnings.
I thought the guy I spoke to was maybe a bit old school but he was adamant I should be declaring my income already. Tbh all the distracions do is put you off the business on here so im going to try and forget about it for now. DWD I cant read your posts but have you considered trying ATTENTION SEEKERS ANONYMOUS? |
By:
HEY HEY POT NOODLE I WANT TO KNOW WOE WOE IF YOULL BE MY GIRL,IM IN ALCOHOLICS ANNONOMOUSE,GAMBLERS ANNONOMOUSE ,AND CADBURYS CHOCOLATE FINGERS ANNONOMOUSE,AND ANNONOMOUSES ANNONOMOUSE,I USED TO BE IN ATTENSION SEEKERS ANNONOMOUSE BUT THEY SAID I WAS SEEKING TOO MUCH ATTENTION AT THE MEETINGS
|
By:
WHEN I WALK DOWMN THE STREET I LOOK FOR ATTENTION
I SING HERE I AM JUSTA WALKING DOWN THE STREET I AM DO WAH DIDDY DIDDY DUMB DIDDY DO |
By:
I USED TO TAKE A TAMBOURINE WITH ME,BUT TWO OLD LADY SALVATION ARMYISTS ,KEPT FOLLOWING ME ,AND ASKED ME WHERE THEY COULD GET A COPY OF THE HYMNN WORDS
|
By:
I TOLD THEM I WASNT IN THE SALVATION ARMY,THEY SAID WITH A VOICE LIKE I HAD ,I SHOULD JOIN,THEY WERE SHORT OF GOOD VOICED TAMBOURINE PLAYERS
|
By:
THEY SAID THEY HAD TO GO ,AS THEY WERE AFTER A MORGAGE FROM THEIR BETTING INCOME
|
By:
Hi noodles yes "we" meaning me and my partner although the mortgage was based purely on my earnings they actually offered me a lot more as for betfair my premium manager got me the 3 year figures in a breakdown of month by month,they have people who can do this if uyou specifically ask for it,if you wanted i could give you the name and number of the chief mortgage adviser who dealt with my case,as she now knows how betfair works etc im sure she would be able to sort it out for you.
|
By:
I'd be interested in speaking to the adviser too if possible buddys?
|
By:
DWD spoiled this thread with his inane gibberish
![]() And no, I don't want to go on to the beta forum to block him. |
By:
"WHEN I WALK DOWMN THE STREET I LOOK FOR ATTENTION
I SING HERE I AM JUSTA WALKING DOWN THE STREET I AM DO WAH DIDDY DIDDY DUMB DIDDY DO" Hahahahaha ![]() |
By:
Hi Investor email me your details to stevoboro@the hot place dot com and i can reach you thru there cheers.
|
By:
cool buddys, I sent you an email.
|
By:
buddys appreciate the offer a lot but i think im going to stick to renting now. The hassle has discouraged me and is putting me off my game. The cost of renting in London is outrageous (£270 a week for a one bed flat on an estate!) but im going to hope for a good year or two on here and then buy outright. If it doesnt go well then i'll have to get a job anyway so id have a taxable income.
Hope you get good karma for your betting for being so nice though.[;)] |
By:
SELKIRK AGAIN IF YOUVE NOT GOT SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE TO ADD TO POT NOODLES QUESTION KEEP YOUR COMMENTS ABOUT ME TO YOUR SELF,YOUR JUST AN ATTENTION SEEKER LIKE ME,YOU WANT PEOPLE TO LIKE YOU BY PUTTING ME DOWN
|
By:
NO BODY WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM ANY ADVICE ,IF I HADNT KEPT BRINGING THIS THREAD BACK TO THE TOP ,IVE KEPT IT ALIVE AND KICKING,I SHOULD BE PRAISED LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS
|
By:
TH
|
By:
IT ONLY HAD 200 VIEWS WHEN I CAME ON,ITS GOT OVER 40000 ,NOW YOUR TRYING YO STEAL MY THUNDER,YOUR LIKE GIRLS WHO WRITE TO THE NEWS OF THE WORLD BECAUSE THEVE HAD A KISS OFF A FAMOUS FOOTBALLER
|
By:
IT ONLY HAD 200 VIEWS WHEN I CAME ON,ITS GOT OVER 40000 ,NOW YOUR TRYING YO STEAL MY THUNDER,YOUR LIKE GIRLS WHO WRITE TO THE NEWS OF THE WORLD BECAUSE THEVE HAD A KISS OFF A FAMOUS FOOTBALLER
|
By:
UNLESS YOUVE GOT SOMETHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ME,OR YOU CAN HELP POT NOODLE GET HIS MORGAGE KEEP OFF THIS THREAD ,IM SICK OF TIME WASTERS
|
By:
![]() |
By:
|
By:
PS I WILL FORGIVE THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE UPSET ME,AND WHEN YOU WANT TO APPOLOGISE,I WILL ACCEPT THEM. I WILL NOT BAR YOU FROM MY THREADS ,BUT I WILL PRAY FOR YOU,AND DEDICATE THE NEXT CUP OF TEA THAT I MAKE TO YOU
OF ALL THE THREADS ON THE FORUMS YOU HAVE TO COME ON MINE AND POT NOODLES GET YOUR OWN |
By:
i cant read your pointles drivel retard. Im just laughing at you STILL talking to your self, even the op has said you ruined this thread with your crap.
![]() |
By:
AND TO ALL OF YOU THAT ARE NASTY TO ME,THE NASTINESS WILL STOP THE LIGHT COMEING INTO YOUR SOUL
ITS NOT NICE HAVEING A DARK SOUL |