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IF YOU WAS A NICE PERSON LIKE ME ,YOU WOULD TALK TO YOURSELF ON THE BUS WHEN YOU HERD SOMEONE SWEAR AND UPSET YOUR SELF LIKE I DO ,BECAUSE I DONT DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT,
I SAY TO MY SELF DO WAH DIDDY ITS NOT RIGHT THEM SWEARING ON THE BUS,WHY DONT YOU TELL THEM TO STOP SWEARING,THEN I REALISE WHAT A COWARD I AM ,AND I HATE MYSELF ,EVEN THOUGH I PICK EMPTY CANS UP OFF THE BUS AND PUT THEM IN A LITTER BIN |
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IF A LITTLE OLD LADY GOT UP AND SAID ,HEY YOU FOUL MOUTH SHUT YOUR MOUTH ,I WOULD GET UP AND HELP HER ,BUT OTHERWISE I WOULD JUST TALK TO MYSELF
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Do Wah Diddy, just curious, how much do you drink a day, and I don't mean coffee :)
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I don't know what Do wahs motives are in posting in the manner he does, but it sure lightens up my day to read them.
Keep'em coming Do wah. |
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TREVH ,IV NOT HAD A DRINK OF ALCOHOL SINCE 25TH JULY 2003,AND I DONT SMOKE AND NEVER TOOK DRUGS
AND YOU KEEP BEING CURIOUS ,THATS HOW CHRISTOPHER COLUMBAS DSISCOVERED AMERICA, HE WAS TOLD NOT TO GO ON A LONG SEA VOYGE ,AS HE COULD HAVE BEEN SWALLOWED BY A MONSTER,BUT HE WAS CURIOUS AND DISCOVERED AMERICA,DONT LET ANYONE PUT YOU OFF |
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YOU CAN ASK ME ANY QUESTION SO LONG AS YOUR NOT ABUSIVE TO ME ,IM 61 IVE SEEN ALOT IN LIFE,WHEN YOUVE SEEN AND LISTENED TO WHAT IVE SEEN AND LISTENED TO PEOPLE THAT IVE LISTENED TO ,YOU TO MIGHT BE A LITTLE DERANGED IF YOUVE NOT GOT AN ELECTRO MAGNETIC DEFENCE FIELD AROUND YOUR BODY
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I USED TO BE A BEAUTIFUL HARMLESS BABY ONCE WITH LOVERLY CHUBBY CHEEKS,THEN I STARTED TO LISTEN TO HUMAN BEINGS ,AND SEE THINGS
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FINE AS A FROGS HAIR YOU ENQUIRE WHAT MY MOTIVES ARE ,I WANT TO BE THE FIRST SUPERSTAR TO BE DISCOVERED ON A BETTING FORUM ,BEFORE I DIE,I DONT WANT EVERYONE TO SAY I WAS LIKE LEPNARDEE DEEVINCHI,OR BATEHOVEN,OR EINSTEIN OR FLORENCE KNIGHTINGALE WHEN IM DEAD ,I WANT THE MONEY,LIMELIGHT,RAZAMATAZZ AND PRAWN COCKTAILS NOW
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NEWS BULLETIN ,
ONE OF DO WAH DIDDYS THREADES HAS JUST BEEN SOLD FOR A WORLD RECORD PRICE OF £42OOOOOO AT SOUTHERBYS ,TO A RICH HONOLULU BUISNESSMAN WHO HAS A STRING OF BRAIN SPARE PARTS WAREHOUSES I DONT WANT THEM TO SAY HE WAS NEVER RECONISED WHEN HE WAS ALIVE,ITS A SHAME HE COULDNT SPEND THE £42000000 WHEN HE WAS ALIVE |
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I DONT WANT TO END UP AS THE ANNONOMOUSE MAN FROM ALCOHOLICS ANNOMOUSE,WHO NOBODY SANG THE HYMS AT HIS FUNERAL ,BECAUSE HE DIED AND LEFT NO MONEY FOR ANYONE TO BURY HIM ,
I CANT SEE ANY OF MY FAMILY WANTING TO SING WHEN THEVE HAD TO BURY ME WITH THEIR CHRISTMAS PRESENT SAVEING STAMPS |
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I WANT THEM TO SING HALLELUYA BECAUSE THEY LOVED ME ,NOT HALLEYLUYA BECAUSE THEVE FINALY GOT RID OF ME
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WHEN I WAS SMALL I USED TO GET OUT OF BED IN WINTER AND IT WAS FREEZING EVERY MORNING ,WE DIDNT HAVE ANY CENTRAL HEATING THEN ,I USED TO SHIVER WHILE I ATE MY CORNFLAKES,AND I COULDNT CLEEN MY TEETH PROPERLY AS MY TEETH WAS CHATTERING AND MY HANDS WERE SHAKEING WITH THE TOOTH PASTE IN MY HAND,I WAS ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES I HAD A HOT WATER BOTTLE,BUT MY MAM MADE ME TAKE IT OUT OF MY UNDERPANTS BEFORE I WENT TO SCHOOL
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PEOPLE WILL SAY WHEN IM DEAD ,DO WAH DIDDY WAS BORN WAY TOO EARLY
ITS BECAUSE I WAS BORN 8 MONTHS PREMATURE |
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PEOPLE WILL SAY THEY DIDNT UNDERSTAND HIS HUMOUR,ITS BECAUSE I HAD TO SEE A SPEECH THERAPIST UNTILL I WAS 57
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MY MAM GAVE ME PEG AND CHIPS NEARLY EVERY SAT NIGHT
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I WANTED A CAT ,I GOT A 6 7/8 hat
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I ONLY SPOKE TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR ONCE ,I TOLD HER ,THAT HER DOG WAS SITTING IN OUR BACK GARDEN ,AND SHE SAID SHE WOULD SWEEP IT UP AFTER SHE HAD PUT THE WASHING MACHINE ON
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WHEN I WAS GROWING UP I DREAMED OF OWNING A NICE CASTLE IN SCOTLAND ,AND WHEN I PLAYED SOLDIERS WITH THE OTHER BOYS ,I COULD PULL MY DRAW BRIDGE UP WHEN I GOT FED UP OF THEM AND DIDNT WANT TO PLAY
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I WOULD HAVE STOOD ON THE CASTLE TURRETS AND SHOUTED MILKMAN WERE NOT PAYING YOU THIS WEEK,
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WHEN THE GAS MAN CAME TO READ THE METER ,I WOULD SHOUT WHO GOES THERE
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I WOULD PUT A BIG SIGN UP ON THE DRAW BRIDGE ,NO TRAVERLING SALESMEN HERE ONLY BOW AND ARROW SALESMEN
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Take a deep breath Do wah.
Maybe lie down a while ? |
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I thought to ask some constructive questions but it seems there is no sense here with professor DwD
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BUSMAN 10 PEOPLE THOUGHT SIR WALTER RALEIGH WAS INSANE WHEN HE TOLD PEOPLE TO PUT A STICK OF TOBACCO IN THEIR MOUTHS AND SET FIRE TO IT
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MR FROG I ONLY TAKE DEEP BREATHS WHEN I WANT TO SWIM UNDER WATER,AND I NEVER LIE DOWN UNDER WATER
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THERES PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO MOAN BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO GO TO WORK EACH DAY,AND WHEN THEY GET THERE THEY MOAN ABOUT HOW THEY MIGHT LOOSE THEIR JOB,YOU CANT PLEASE SOME PEOPLE
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THAT PROFFESSOR HAWKINS HAD A BEST SELLING BOOK ,HOW THE UNEEVERSE WORKS ,EVERYONE BOUGHT IT AND 99.99 PERCENT OF THOSE THAT RED IT STILL HAVENT GOT A CLUE WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT
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THE FRONT PAGE OF THE PEOPLE NEWSPAPER TODAY .THE HEADLINE THAT TAKES UP 70 PER CENT OF THE FRONT PAGE
KATIE,S DUMPED ME LIKE AN UNWANTED PUPPY ITS A NEWS PAPER THATS NOT WORTHY OF A FRONT PAGE THE WORLDS GONE CRAZY NOT JUST ME |
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THE GOVERMENT IS SHOWING EVERYONE HOW TO USE LESS ELECTRICITY AND LESS GAS ,AND TELLING EVERYONE THEY WILL SAVE MONEY
THEY DONT REALISE ,ITS SO THE GAS COMPANIES IT GET MORE MONEY FOR LESS GAS AND ELECTRIC NOBODIES HAD A CHEAPER GAS OR ELECTRIC BILL |
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I USED TO TAKE PEOPLES WORD ,BUT ALL THEY ARE DOING IS LOOKING AFTER THEM SELVES ,UNTILL YOU ALL START BEHAVEING YOURSELVES AND START BEING NICER IM NOT LISTENING TO ANYONE
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THEY ONLY WANT ME NOT TO WRITE IN CAPS LOCK LETTERS BECAUSE IT SUITS THEM
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IF THEY WAS NICE PEOPLE ,THEY WOULDNT EVEN POINT IT OUT TO ME
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I KNOW WHATS RIGHT AND WHATS WRONG ,IF I WAS PRIME MINISTER ,I WOULD STOP THE SALE OF ALCOHOL,STOP ALL FORMS OF GAMBLING,I WOULD MAKE SCHOOL CHILDREN WEAR A NICE UNIFORM,NO SWEARING IN PLACES,AND NO VIOLENCE OR SEX ON T V ,AND THERE WOULD BE NO SEX FOR SINGLE GIRLS OR BOYS UNTILL THEY WERE MARRIED,THATS JUST THE BEGINNING
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YOU GIVE PEOPLE FREEDOM AND ALL MOST OF THEM DO IS RUN RIOT
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NOT EVERYONE NEEDS A SET OF LADDERS ,THERE SHOPULD BE A SHED AT THE END OF EACH STREET WHERE YOU HAVE A COMMUNIAL FEW SETS OF LADDERS
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IF THERES 50 HOUSES IN A STREET YOU DONT NEED 50 LAWNMOWERS
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THERES PEOPLE WHO ONLY CUT THE GRASS SO THEY CAN SHOW THEIR LAWN MOWER OFF TO THE NEIGHBOURS,
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It sounds a lovely world where you are Prime Minister, DDD.
The tragedy is that people could make it for themselves right now without having to wait to vote you in. |
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YES IM GOING NO WHERE UNTILL I WIN A LARGE AMOUNT ON HERE,AND THAT LOOKS A LONG WAY OFF
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This Do Wah Diddy , will last as long as the Voice of Racing ..Remember him .. full of bull same with this guy . he will go away
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