General Betting
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SEPTEMBER 2001
Joe Punter: Twenty tenners please.
Betfair Bob: You would be better off putting that on Betfair rather than this betting shop, It could be as much as 40 on there, less 5% comm, gives you over 37/1.
Joe Punter: Really? I will have a look at that.
SEPTEMBER 2008
Joe Punter: Twenty tenners please.
Betfair Bob: You would be better off putting that on Betfair, it could be as much as 40 on there, less your commission, which is your net winnings multiplied by the Market Base Rate, after your Discount Rate is converted from your Betfair Points Total, and applied to the Market Base Rate, unless of course, you have taken a Betfair Holiday, when your Betfair Points will not be credited, so your Discount Rate will remain the same, but you won't be subject to a 15% decay in your Points Total at the end of the week.
However, if you win you may qualify for the Premium Charge of up to 22.5% which is dependant on your forthcoming weekly profit in relation to the commission payable for that week or on a rolling 60 week average, which is when your commission and implied commission is calculated and divided by two, which is ok because it can be offset against the £1000 Premium Charge allowance, and at the end of the week you find out what price you got.
Joe Punter: Twenty tenners please.
Joe Punter: Twenty tenners please.
Betfair Bob: You would be better off putting that on Betfair rather than this betting shop, It could be as much as 40 on there, less 5% comm, gives you over 37/1.
Joe Punter: Really? I will have a look at that.
SEPTEMBER 2008
Joe Punter: Twenty tenners please.
Betfair Bob: You would be better off putting that on Betfair, it could be as much as 40 on there, less your commission, which is your net winnings multiplied by the Market Base Rate, after your Discount Rate is converted from your Betfair Points Total, and applied to the Market Base Rate, unless of course, you have taken a Betfair Holiday, when your Betfair Points will not be credited, so your Discount Rate will remain the same, but you won't be subject to a 15% decay in your Points Total at the end of the week.
However, if you win you may qualify for the Premium Charge of up to 22.5% which is dependant on your forthcoming weekly profit in relation to the commission payable for that week or on a rolling 60 week average, which is when your commission and implied commission is calculated and divided by two, which is ok because it can be offset against the £1000 Premium Charge allowance, and at the end of the week you find out what price you got.
Joe Punter: Twenty tenners please.
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roflmao :-)
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Quality post ! :D
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xactly.
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classic :)
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A cracking post.
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Even made me smile :-)
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:)
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So funny. So sad. So true.
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I really, really like that
By the time you worked out your next bet--- Oh the race is over-- |
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I think Joe Punter would to give his account a call first.
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Thread of the week and there have been plenty of crackers.
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If the simplest ideas are the best, what does that say about the others?
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Brillant :^0
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Very good :)
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Superb Post
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quality armida :^0
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the best :)
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Quality - hope you read this one Mr Black
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Oh ya beauty!!!!
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brilliant post
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:^0
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Best Post i`ve seen on the subject...IF you sat down and really tried to think of a way of p......the customer off..these boys have nailed it!!Shocking!!
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Microsoft must have known this was coming
That is why they have the If (-- and solver in excel |
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simplified things nicely
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awesome... best summary of the impact on the average punter so far :)
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Great stuff Armida! Send to helpdesk so they can use it to help customers!
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Very funny indeed.
(and painful because it's true!) |
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The final line is genius.
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COFL :-)
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If they didn't realise how ridiculous it was then this should help. quality.
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sad but true a very funny post indeed just the way to get new customers i think not.
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:)
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I'm not going to post on this subject again. After reading that there is nothing else to say
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:^0
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Pure class lol
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:-)
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good stuff
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Top ....sums it up !
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Classy !!!!!!
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