Callin' Canny the sausage man!

Hello Gerry, really good to hear from you again (I think) lol.

Over 2 years now since we had the attention of the Racing world as we exposed a certain DT for what his tips really were worth, and he's still at it day in day out. Doesn't time fly?

Good to see you're still batting and as vociferous as ever. There have been 1 or 2 "Whatever happened to Gerry Attric" threads since you've been gone, and I see your mate Wee Mac around from time to time.

All the best.

Gerry!! I nominated you for forumite of the year last year because of your efforts on the MoM thread, and, well, we thought you were dead!! Welcome back.

Wasn't that 2 years ago pumpkinslayer?

Must have been Gerry said he's been "on holiday" for a couple of years. What a character.

Good to see you posting again gerry
you always had a kind word for the uninitiated, you know what i mean
welcome back

Gerry, as you know I used to post T ommo's bets each day(usually half a dozen or more bets a day, lol)

Then one day I posted that due to the competetive nature of today's racing Tommo has decided that there will be no bets today, and you went off on one big time.

April 1st 2005 was the date.

I still chuckle about that from time to time. You were going to skin me alive. lol

canny, yes must have been. How time flys

Hiya gents!....Many thanks for the welcome and the kindly comments.Im sheddin bukit loads of emoshional tears!!!!! The party and firework display to celebrate me return will be held in me outside karzy after the last race tonight!

Cannyman! Gonna ask you a question! ...Just before I retired from active forum duty (aaaaah those were the days!!!!) there was a forum geezer who had spotted a very successful tipping outfit which was at that time (mid 2005) really knocking em in, just like the geezer in your pork & leaky! thread, but at bigger prices!!! For various reasons, no forumite was abe to monitor the tipping outfits tips pre-race. I volunteered to do it for a month or so and the tipping outfit gave me a pin number to access their tips for a trial run. I accessed the tips every morning and posted them pre-race on the forum for all to see, thus provin the servicekosher. As far as I can recall, the name of the service never got mentioned, hence the thread never got zapped.

You may recall that I listed all the selections together with an o/g list of P&L. The results were quite staggering! Before I go any further Cannyman.do you or indeed anybody else remember what Im on aboutI aint gonna name the service proper cos if I do, the BF police will give me thread the chop. But I think I can get away by saying it had the word collection in the title.If anybody knows what Im on about, let me know otherwise I could be wasting me time..

catch you later my friend!

Oy!!! Sausage boy!!!....re your 12.41

I,ll never EVER forget it, you fat old excuse for a cumberland sausage!!!!! All them things you made me say about u-know-u, could have put me up in front of the beak before me time!!!!....Best April fools joke that ever was was that. I was gonna remind you about it in me opening speech last night......but fell asleep on me keebord. No doubt about it me old chipolata, that sure was a bramah of an April fools joke.

I 'aint never gonna catch you like that pal so I'm gonna call you sausage names instead.

Catch you later 'pork and leaky!!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

Many thanks fo the nomination Pumpkin. Much appreciated. Did I win???? If so wheres me prize?.

Now listen pumpkin.....See these three little cards, well I'm gonna lay them down on the table all nice and slow like. All yooz gorra do is to stick a few bob on the Lady........OKAY OKAY!!!!!!....No 'arm in tryin'.....Never did catch you did I pumps and I was lookin' out for you in Oxford street every weekend before me 'oliday, but you never showed...

Thanks buzz for the kind words. I do know what you mean and thanks again for the welcome.....take care buzz.......I'm gone

Vaguely remember the tipster you refer to Gerry, but can't bring him to mind I'm afraid.

gerry , i know who you mean, and the results went tits up soon after.

they then split the service into max, private etc etc, but stil not any good.

Spot on Spanker.And thank you for chipping in with that contribution

The tipping service that I mention and that you refer to produced stunning results up to and well after I monitored them. The forum enthusiasm whilst monitoring them was strikingly similar to that which is current in the sausage thread for another tipping service, if not more so. I had a look to see if the tipping service I refer to is still currently operating and was pleasantly surprised to see it was. What I like about it is that the service is 100% kosher and has published every single one of their results from Dec 2004. They are absolutely genuine. Nobody can say otherwise. Their website is one mass of results, P&L figures and graphs.

A closer inspection of the service should however give cause for concern for all those who are tempted to have a go at following tipping services. especially ones with such a short track record as indeed is the one that the sausage thread relates to, however convincing it may appear. And the one related to the sausage thread is VERY convincing indeed.

The service showed that for the first 20 months it ratched up a huge profit of approximately 55,000 to a 100 stake. Quite remarkable and extremely convincing. That was at the end of October 2006.

I now bring out the old nugget of always operate your betting activities from a betting bank ...Oh how true.but how few do!!!!!! Not many betting systems require a bank of more than 100 points when the average price is around 10s..So lets say we first saw the fantastic results that this service GENUINELY showed at the end of Oct 2006.We then see that for 20 months the result pattern never gave any indication of what was about to happen and put up a 100 point bank, bearing in mind the wining months outweighed the losing ones in both quantity and profit and loss figures.

The next 8 months produced a staggering loss of aprox 15,000 (thats one hundred and fifty points!!!!!!!!) 150 points loss would have been unimaginable at the end of Oct 2006 after 20 months of top flight resultsBut it happened!

Think of the geezers that saw the glowing results during the first 19 months and jumped on the gravy train for a short while. At least they won a few points before they done their bank!.....Now think of the geezers, and their must have been plenty, who saw them steamy results and jumped on the gravy train just as it was about to go off the railsBIG TIME..It took just 4 months to blow their 100 point bank.. That truly is a staggering loss in such a short period of time. Made more unbelievable by the fantastic 20 months results prior to the crash.

However I believe the geezer referred to in the sausage thread may be slightly different in as much that I think he sells a system and that the system can be back fitted. Am I right in saying that Cannyman? If so Ive got several thousand Racing Posts in me sheds and could spend the rest of me life back fitting results to see if its worth having a go!

Important question here Cannyman. What size is the recommended bank?

Thats it !............................Im gone!!!

I don't think this system has been back fitted at all. I've read through it several times Gerry and it makes a lot of sense. Don't think he's mentioned a "bank". I've never bothered about such things. I just try things out for a couple of months and if no joy move on.

too excitable and gay imo

Mornin Pork n Leaky!

Im sure that I read a post somewhere that said his proofed results could be back checked. . I think his website is down at the moment as I am unable to read his sales pitch.

Question to anybody who knows the answer.What exactly do you get when you purchase the package? Im not interested in all the time saving gizmos at extra costjust the basic package..The one that cost about 125. I think! From that package, can his proofed results be back checked?

And not to control the betting strategy of a tipping service from a betting bank canny, I say.OUCH!

Hiya Yen!

By back fitting, I did not mean gay and excitable.

Morning Gerry, his site is down at the moment. It was yesterday as well.

Right, when you buy the "system" or "plan" you get what is called "The Professional Handicap Stategy" costing 125,it is not long and will take 20 minutes to read.

It's a bit complicated to work out, (could take up to half an hour I reckon if there's a few meetings) and as I'm a lazy sod I've joined the e.mail service for 3 months, initially (hopefully)

You'll definately be able to check the results claimed on the site if you have all your Racing Posts tucked away, although I'm sure someone posted that this has already been checked and verified.

Now get your money out you tightarse. (winky thing)

Spanker

I noticed with interest your comments and feelings in another thread towards a certain Mr RT! I didnt know he was still operational..Some geezer this guy is!!.....He is certainly one for the stay well clear file. ..It appears that he could be and almost certainly is still operating anonimously on on-line tipping services.

As we all know, anyone can start up an on line tipping service. The way that less scrupulous performers operate, is by rigging up a tipping website and if it 'aint no good, chuck it in and start another. If that don't work do it again until eventually they get a good run of winners on their latest site and then milk it dry!....FACT!

The last I heard of him, he was operating from the Channel Isles about 12 years ago. He was and presumably still is, well supported over there and considered a tremendous asset to the Channel Isles economy with all the UK mug money that pours in for his numerous tipping services etc. (and believe me, this guy has got plenty of etc's!!!)

I contacted him once in a trade capacity about 10 years ago (not as a punter) and I did not like him at all. The following day he sent me an offer to purchase numerous mug lists containing thousands of punters addresses. I didn't like that either!!

Hes obviously not one of your flavour of the month guys..Be interestin to know why..BUT .....if you reply.keep it cool.Im on lifelong probation with BF!!!

thanks for that canny..will pick it up later......gorra go now.....I'm gone!!!!

Hi Gerry, I did lose some money to him,to one of his services and the tips he gave out. Nothing major, but the bloke just has no shame.I know of someone who lost a lot to him and one of his tipping lines. He seems to go from forum to forum, manages some good results so mugs flock to him, then when it goes wrong, moves onto another forum, spams that, gives free tips, then hooks some more mugs.

I am not surprised about the addresses, he claims he dosn't do that though! I know he does as I get spam from him at an email address that he has never had, along with a whole host of other junk in there, all racing related.

the channel islands is correct, however he claims to be based in the far east now.

he seems to be lying low at the moment, probably due to a few others all pointing out what a ripoff he is. no doubt when some of these threads fall off the page he will be back.

I have been with a whole host of tipsters over the years, some good (I am still with 1 now 4 years later) and some awful, but only 2 have really got to me in their total and utter disregard for honesty. RT is one, the other runs an expensive service, that is almost impossible to get prices, and I lost a lot to him when he took an enforced holiday at her majestys pleasure! cant say any more than that, as I want the thread to stay, but I think you will know who I mean!

others have come and gone, with very little success, tbh, or of they have had good runs, these have come to a shuddering halt, as you case above proves perfectly. I know of another example, that had a lot of members (100 roughly) paying 99 a month. for several years, I think '03, '04, '05 he had the midas touch, but then it all went wrong in '06 and the start of '07. Loses exceeded the gains of the 3 years. However, apparently he has now got back on the winning run, hitting the heights of the previous good run, but as you point out, how long will it last, and will the losing run outweigh all the good gains made. Suffice to say, I believe his membership now below 20, although why those few have stuck with it I don't know!!

If you know of any good ones Gerry, please let me know!!!

good to have you back around as well, btw!

Whats your take on the guy we have been following on the sausages thread Spanker, an enjoyable couple of weeks I thought until it was pulled.

Hi Boffinboy, in the grander scheme of things, 125 is not that much really (considering what I have shelled out for total rubbish!), and after exchanging emails with him, I am tempted to go for it. I think it is a bit cheeky to then charge to give out selections, but as I havnt got the system yet, I can't really comment on the complexities of it.

He does seem very genuine though, even giving out his home address, so I am very tempted. I am going to follow the results, and comments of cannyman and galway, but I am swaying towards a purchase.

Hiya Porkn Leaky!

Sorry for the delay in replyin to yer last post canny..Been getting a few things sorted..Last time I saw me lawns they were green.Spent yesterday tryin to find em!

Gonna tell you a story now sausage man!. So shurrup and listen!!!!!.

.Whilst in the army, me parents moved from Wales to N London.Upon me demob I became wot woz called a rocker! I got me-self a highly tuned Beesa Gold Star motorsicle with drop clipped bars. Kept it absolutely pristeen I did. Used to hang out in a cafe called the Ace on the North Circular Rd, North London with hundreds of similar nutters..oops. sorry I mean rockersI was a nice guy in them days Canny,.No serious!!!.....I was!!!! but in general me mates weret!!!! When we got into trouble with the old plod, it was always left to me to do the talking. For fun, we used to race round the complete circuit of the North Circular Rd with dollies on the back (no motorways in them days) dicin with Lady Death all the way. And there werent no helmets worn in them days either!!!

One day we wuz avin a meetinin the Ace, when one of me mates came in with a full sheet of paper ripped out of The Sporting Life (may have been The Sporting Chronicle) It was a full page advert for a racing tipster whose blurb convinced us that if we subscribed to his service he was gonna make us richIt was jammed packed with winners plus huge profits them winners produced.

The thought of makin easy money from bettin on orses was far more apeelin than snatchin old ladies handbags!!!!!!. On the strength of that full page of wonderful results, we decided to club together and joinCant remember how much it woz, but it woz quite expensive!!!!......We opened a betting account with a geezer called David Cope and one of me mates learnt how to use the telephone!!!!!.......We clubbed together and sent the tipping geezer a cheque.

Well needless to say, what we got woz total krap!!!!!....We lost plenty..The results werent nothing like what he boasted in his advert..And needless to say our member who introduced us to the bum tipster, is currently helping to support one of the motorway bridges .......Only jokeeeeeeeeeeng!!!!.....Hes actually keeping a lump of concrete company in the Welsh Harp (thats a lake on the North Circular!!!!!!!......anyway! On with the story!

The next time we saw the tipsters full page advert, it again boasted huge profits from winners but not a thing about lossesWe had follwed his selections to the letter, the geezer lost us big bucks and here he is spoutin of with twisted and manipulated results to hook other mugs.WE WERE ANGRY!!!!

The one thing we had to our advantage was that we knew where the geezer lived and as luck would have it, he lived only a mile or two from where I lived.It was decided at our next Ace general meetin !!!!!...that I go round to his house on me own, and try and persuade the geezer, nicely, to give us back our subscription fees on the strength hed had us over

One evenin I cruised round to his house (some house it woz anall!!!), knocked on his door and asked him nicely for our fees to be returned in total. (not the losses. Just the fees) He as good as told me to get stuffed!.......A few days later we tried again. This time we were four!!!!...Again he as good as told us to piz off!.........Next time Canny there were THIRTY EIGHT of usin his road like Brands Hatch. 38 of us all roarin up and down his road makin the biggest racket youve ever heard. After about 10 minutes I knocked on his door for the third time with me escort and politely requested he hand over the money he had obtained from us under false pretences..HE PAID UP!!!!...And in them big old 5 notes that was about half the size of a newspaper..While we was at his door the old bill turned up (2 wolseys with bells ringing!!!) They had difficulty Canny getting up the road to the house coz it was absolute bedlam..AND WE WERE LOVIN IT!!!!!.....They eventually got to the geezer and asked him if he wanted to press charges..The geezer did not make a mistake when he said NO!!!....End of story!

Since then Canny, I have never ever subscribed to a tipping outfit. So Im gonna keep me winky as you put it, nice and safe in me pants!.........Im gone

an excellent tale Gerry, and a good example to any newbies reading this.

If you had backed all the winners you would have won this much!!

(BUT, only if you had backed the winners, and not backed the losers!)

Superb tale as ever Gerry, or should I call you Marlon Brando, you wild one.

I've joined a few tipping services. Thay don't have to make a profit for me to profit out of them, if you know what I mean.

Well I never, Gerry's back!!!!!

How's tricks me old mucker? I put up a thread about a year ago asking where you were, but no-one was quite sure. I thought yer old pal Tommo must have taken out a contract on yer.

"Ho ho ho Frankie big fella, there's this geezer taking the mickey outta my tips and I ain't gonna stand for it. I'll bung you 50p to take the geezer out - it'll be a piece of cake, the guy's an ol' Gerry Attric. I reckon you'll have a favourite's chance.....you'll take ALL the beating......but hurry, they're not hanging about here.........here comes Frankie...ho ho ho!!"

Anyway, let's gloss over your absence - good to see yer back fightin' fit again!

Are you trading the tips canny?

Yes pumpkin', ususlly pays for the subscriptions and my beer and fags. :-)

Sorry, I'm not trading the T10 tips, not high profile enough. Happy just backing these for now. I was meaning a couple of other services I am with.

Hi there Spanker

Sorry its taken so long to answer your post Spanker.Interesting to learn that RT is no longer the main stay of the Channel Isles economy..I aint been about for some time and I dont know what forums hes been spamming.

One thing is for sure though Spanker. Knowing how aggressive his methods are for preying on the gullible, he is sure to be operating quite a few sites, (thats a cert!) and as you quite rightly say, hell be planting innocent comments in various threads to fire up the enthusiasm of his intended victims by steering them into places they should never go.

I must make it quite clear that in no way am I inferrin' that the sausage thread tipster is suspect..Indeed quite the contrary!....From what I have seen of the site it appears to be unquestionably Kosher and the results appear to match up with thread comments. It is very well laid out, beautifully simple, and totally uncluttered without flashy colours and numerous links. Be nice if it stayed that way.

Id love to get me hands on the system so I could back check it with me Racin Posts from years past, but as Cannyman will tell you Spanker..Im one tight old git!!!!

With reference to the geezer you mention who was detained at HM pleasure!!! .Oh yes!!!!....I do know this geezer.Without doubt the most controversial and wealthiest tipster of all time. His pricing structure is wicked.Opinions over the years that one reads about this geezer, range from sensational to total rubbish. But god only knows how he manages to make punters pay thousands for his tips. Full page adverts in the press must help.Just a thought.If he proofs his selections to the Racing Post and his boasts are as good as he claims, there must be some bloody rich printers working up at Canary Wharf !!!!!....Dont add up do it!!!!!

With reference to me givin you the buzz on a successful tippin outfit Spanker, it's really not for me to saybut I do have a taste for sausages!!!!!!!.....Gerrit????
Only time will tell if they prove to be the flavour of the month!!!!.......

Take care Spanker..Im gone!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Mac!!!!!!!!!!!

Well I never!!!!....worra wundefull serprise!!!!!!!.....Been a long time wee Mac since the old 'ho ho ho' bashing days....I reckon I must hold the BF record for the most pulled threads! Thanks for sendin' out the search party's to try and find me. Much apreesheeated!!!

Do you remember when me and Cannyman monitored a well known TV commentater/tipsters tips and proved to the world that had you invested a level 50 stake on all his tips, you would have ended up with a loss of 6000 after just 4 months!!!!! .....On my reckoning he's probably lost his clients another 36,000 in the 2 years I 'aint been around....ho ho ho!!!!

And do you remember how you used to listen to the radio and pass over his tips.....They represented about 50% of his daily output. I had so much goin' on at the time that I lost track a bit.....But now I got plenty of time!!!!....Fancy having a go again Wee Mac? If you do, I promise not to over 'loud-mouth it and be proper!!!!....like interlacing the progress of the service with gentle and suttle performance comments!!!!!!....Good God thats REALLY gonna be difficult!!!!!!

I'm clearin off now Wee Mac..gonna have a nice evenin' stroll down by the river....Lucky me!!!!

..................I'm gone!

Gerry, this what you missed nearly a year ago, thread started by your mate Wee Mac

Thread header "Where's Gerry Attric?"



He was running a big campaign against tipsters and their dirty little advertising tricks. Haven't heard a peep from him for ages........




pumpkinslayer 14 Sep 14:05


He was also the record keeper and active poster on the Men of Mystery thread. The last that anyone knows was that his computer went wrong. But he has never been seen since. I just hope he's ok. A very sad loss form the forum.




howard 14 Sep 15:06


maybe he lost a load of money gambling




Snake Plissken 14 Sep 15:08


Can that happen?




TheBarsteward 14 Sep 15:10


He was running a big campaign against tipsters and their dirty little advertising tricks. Haven't heard a peep from him for ages........




pumpkinslayer 14 Sep 14:05


He was also the record keeper and active poster on the Men of Mystery thread. The last that anyone knows was that his computer went wrong. But he has never been seen since. I just hope he's ok. A very sad loss form the forum.




only these 2 posts ....and mine makes 3 ....but before mine it was saying their was 3 posts when veiwed on main forun page not seen that kind of error before.....




Snake Plissken 14 Sep 15:11


You're quite a simpleton really




cannyman 14 Sep 16:28


I was wondering where Gerry had got too.

We had a lot of fun in the 4 months I was posting T ommo's tips 18 months or so ago.




cannyman 14 Sep 16:28


got to.




TheBarsteward 14 Sep 16:47


Snake Plissken 14 Sep 15:11


You're quite a simpleton really

was that fired at me snake....




Muqbil 14 Sep 17:18


I remember he got quite upset with some yank guy making a reference to a circle jerk!




Snake Plissken 14 Sep 17:34


definitely




Tam's Loup 14 Sep 18:09


I think he got banned for a spell. Sorry if I'm mistaken.




TheBarsteward 14 Sep 18:12


fair enough mr pliskin.....

the simpleton will have the last laugh ...you see....




Snake Plissken 14 Sep 18:13


.




Justice 15 Sep 23:57


We loved him dearly but he died a wonderfully useless death, I doubt that he could ever be resucitated.

I was the most extraordinary and ultimate Men of Mysteries champion and I could not do it!

I thought I saw him riding his stupidly big bike the other day and.....he is dead.




Justice 19 Sep 19:10


Now that he is dead, the original and founder MoM could restart his thread which went to several thousand entries. Would you participate?




cannyman 19 Sep 21:21


Are you being serious Justice? No offence, Gerry's dead?




Justice 20 Sep 19:05


No, Cannyman I do not know that he actually died and legend has it that these type of caracter never die but why would he leaves his friends and all the fun we were having. Maybe he wasn't tough enough after all!
I do miss him.




cannyman 20 Sep 20:38


Cheers, he is knocking on a bit. Did National Service and all that. A lot of people disappear from the forums very suddenly without warning. I'll be here till I drop. Need the wage. Hope he's ok.




cannyman 20 Sep 20:51


Justice, his account is still active. -:)

That'll bring a tear to his eye. :-)

blub blub!!!....blub blub blub!!!....blub blub blub!!!....blub blub blub blub blub blub blub!!!!!

Been sheddin' bucket loads of tears all mornin' I 'ave Canny!!!....blub blub!!!!

Yooz made old Gerry into one blubbering old git you 'ave!!!!!!!

To all that wished me well and said nice things about me (much deserved of course!!!) I say thank you...............................BUT!!!!!!!

It was quite noticable by its abscence that someone never wished me well and that was me old pal .....................................TOMMO!!!!.....I was rather upset about that!!!!

I was most upset to see no mention or concern from him as to my dissapearance. Never mind. I'm sure that now he knows that old Gerry is back, he will be quite pleased.

Now listen gents!!!....I don't listen to no radio stuff. Me crystal sets busted!!!!..I do believe however that TOMMO still gives out free tipping advice to listeners on a radio programme.... How nice!...I wonder how he is doing? Perhaps things have improved!!!...Be nice to win me-self a few bob...... I must be cautious though!!....Does anybody know if he ever tells hi listeners how much he is winning per month on his free, non commercial tipping advice as muted on the radio?....I think that before I start investing in his selections, I will moniter his performance for a while. ...I'm sure that he would advise that.....Now because his information is free and not given on a commercial basis, other punters may wish to jump on the hopeful bandwagon (could be the answer yooz been lookin' for Spanker!!!!...wink wink....nudge nudge!!!)

So. All I need is for some of you geezers that have to gerrup early to go to work (ouch!!!) and whooz crystal sets 'aint busted to let old Gerry know what TOMMO'S FREE TO THE WORLD NON-COMMERCIAL radio tips are.......and I will do the rest.....maybe not as vichiverious as in the good old days, but with enthusiasm for sure. That 'vichiv..' word Canny is meant to be the word you used in yer 1st post in this thread....Krist knows what it means....but it sounded good!!!) I do wish you would stop showing off!!!

As our great and wonderful leader Winston Churchill once said.........

..................................."Give me the tools and I wll do the job!"

Now wheres me cigar!!!!

No need to tell you lot to behave is there? If yooz got anything to say, for Krist sake say it nice or we iz gone!!!!

..............................I'm gone

Hi Gerry, you can get them without having to get up early. I won't post the link as I don't want the thread pulled, but go to the website of the radio station, click on betting and there are the fabulous tips! (no results though, not sure why!)

GERRY!!!

quick, just looked again, all selections as far back as 1st March! Whats the betting the website will pull the page soon when you add it all up!

Don't know wot yooz talkin' about Spanky!!!!!!.......Wink wink, nudge nudge,...say no more!!!!!........Gerrit!!!!!!....I'm gone!!

The results below are freely available to one and all by kind courtesy of an extremely established and famous racing tipster who has freely and most generously offered these tips to the world without wanting any commercial reward for so doingTo my mind that is a very creditable gesture.A very good friend of mine said that he had all this famous racing tipsters free giveaway tips since March 1st on file and that if I wanted them he would be more than happy to send them to me, which he did.

As I am most keen to win myself a few bob and tell me friends, I could not believe me luck and decided to list the results in this thread so that my friends can make up their own minds as whether or not to av a go. Bets below evens are gonna be calculated to the nearest half unit. ...Results 'total' is calculated to a 50 win unit.

So. Below is a growing record of the profit I would have achieved since Mar1 2007. I hope I shall not be disillusioned!

..WEEK 1

.....o/g
Mar 1...1.30 Lng....Osc Snow ...3-1 f.6 of 10.-1.00...- 50
Mar 1...3.00 Lng....One Night ...9-4 f.7 of 7..-1.00...- 100
Mar 2...2.00 Nwb.NR
Mar 2...4.15 Nwb.Nycteos..13-8 f.6 of 12.-1.00...-150
Mar 3....No bets
Mar 4....No bets
Mar 6...3.40 SthByro.......6-1.4 of 13-1.00..-200
Mar 6...5.10 Sth..Alista J....9-1.4 of 14-1.00..-250
Mar 7.1.30 Lng..Daytona10-11f.1 of 10.1.00..-200
Mar 7.4.05 Lng..Sereng.9-2..2 of 8...-1.00....-250

7 bets........1, 10-11 winner.

Loss at the end of week 1................................... -250!

Observations and comments welcomeBut dont kok the thread up!!

A List of TOMMO's free radio tips starting from 1st March 2007

week 1
.....................o/g
Mar 1...1.30 lng.....osc sno.........3-1 f.......6 of 10.....-1.00.......- 50
Mar 1...3.00 lng..one nig .......9-4 f.......7 of 7.......-1.00........- 100
Mar 2...2.00 nwb.nr
Mar 2...4.15 nwb.nycteo.......13-8 f......6 of 12......-1.00.......-150
Mar 3..no bets
Mar 4.....no bets
Mar 6...3.40 Sth.ayro..........6-1.......4 of 13.....-1.00......-200
Mar 6...5.10 Sth...aista J......9-1.......4 of 14.....-1.00......-250
Mar 7.1.30 Lng..dayton......10-11f.....1 of 10......1.00......-200....wow!
Mar 7.4.05 Lng..sereng......9-2.......2 of 8.........-1.00........-250
......................................................................... (-250))

week 2
Mar 8.2.10 wnc .gauvai.....5-4f.......2 of 16........-1.00.....-300
Mar 8.3.50 wnc..kanad......9-2.....p of 8........-1.00.....-350
Mar 9.1.35 lng.zaham.....2-5f.......1 of 10........0.00....-350....wow!
Mar 9.4.45 ayr.kinb.....8-11f......p of 10........-1.00.....-400
Mar10..no bets..
Mar11..no bets
Mar123.00 plmmon m.......8-11f.......2 of 7.......-1.00.....-450
Mar123.10 tnt..eden...4-6f........1 of 7........1.00.....-400....wow!
Mar133.15 chlt.detr....6-4f........6 of 10........-1.00.....-450
Mar134.00 chlt.juvei......7-1f.......2 of 23.........-1.00.....-500
Mar143.15 chlt.ashley...10-1........f of 10.......-1.00.....-550
Mar144.00 chlt.golde....20-1.........18 of 28.........-1.00..-600
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WEEK 2 LOSS = 400 TOTAL LOSS AFTER 2 Wks= 600 ........to a level 50 stake

Wk 1.7 bets1 wnr..(10-11)......................6 losers...inc 4 fvs, (1 odds on)
Wk 210 bets.2 wnr..(2-5)(4-6).....................8 losers... inc 4 fvs, ( 2 odds on)

Hello Gerry & Canny. Those threads used to have me in stitches. Got into a bit of bother at work mind, for always being on BF. Glad to have you back

Gerry was the comedian masteroats. I was the straight man and the one who put his hand in his pocket for the trial. Gerry could peel an orange in his pocket.

Although Gerry's paying for these free tips on Talksport to be fair.

Hi there MasteroatsThanks for the welcomesssssbeen a long time!!!! Them threads woz fantastic!!!..Works of art they wuz!!!......You say they had you in stitches.Well, many of the things I said made me laugh so much, I lost sight of me bluddy keebord when I was banging in the script!!!!!!!!! Great days they wuz Masteroats.Great days!!!!.....Gorra be more proper now cos the BF police are keepin there eye on this tipster bashin hooligan!!!....Take care MO...Im gone

Canneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeman!!! Howz you doin boyo?? Was beginnin to think I was on me way to Coventry cos you wuz disaprovin of me stand on the other thread!!...Silly old me!!Me payin for the free tips wuz spot on Canny..You see, ol gerry aint no tight geezer after all!!!.....Im clearin off now so catch you az and wen!!!!...........Now where did I put that orange!!!!!.......Im gone

cheers gerry will reply later today

Man of Mystery 16 Aug 17:18

Hey Gerry. Nice to see you. I've been back a few weeks. Keep 'em in line now

Mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The big chief himself!!!......The boss man.....Einstein in disguise!!!!

...................................THE MAN OF MYSTERY!!!!

Coz you is a big pal of mine MoM, I hope you don't mind if I take the liberty of callin' you MoM and not sir!!!

Worra lovely surprise!!!!!!!!!.....Sorry I never answered your post earlier MoM but never had the time to answer it proper!

You still been doin' yer thing in Malta....Loved them stories you used to tell about the parties and the girls and STUFF!!!..Wink wink nudge nudge say no more!!!.....Been a long time MoM....Much water has flowed under the old bridge!!!!

Remember when Justice sent all them cardboard boxes down on the embankment so me and me wino pals could be a bit more comfy at night!!!!!

Remember when you went on yer holidays to some toff place in Switzerland and old Gerry hired that double decker to come and see you......Remember how you put all me mates up in yer shatoe and stuck old Gerry in the cow sh1te shed....You woz a proper gent you woz MoM...A proper gent!!

Remember when you gave out all them wonderful winnin' tips on yer thread MoM? You wuz one smart tippin' geezer you wuz MoM......Done meself alright followin' your tips MoM I did....I clearly remember walking into the bank with me winnings through following your advice.........I bought two bags of crisps I did in the Bank tube station!!!!!!....

Oy juggler!!...Clear off coz gerry's gonna go on and on and on and you shouldn't be readin' my privit stuff anyway!!! You jugglin clown in disguise!!!!...Clear off!

Oy Mom!!!!...Remember 'ol foolback?......He woz the 'ol wino geezer that I set up drinkin the thames in volume so we could set up a wee-cycling bottled water business...
...............................Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh ha ha Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Them were great days MoM.....Great days....bucket loads of laughs every day......I then went missin' for a couple of years MoM cos the health and safety geezers found out that me mineral water werent coming from the deep bootiful wells of buxton, but out of a drunken old wee cyclin' wino git in brixton!!!!!!!..
...Aaaaaagh ha ha Haaaaaaaa!!!......I' lovin' it Mom!!!!...Absolutely lovin' it
Got 2 years for that I did MoM for organising an illegal wee cyclin' plant!!!!

Been back in the thread for about a week I ave MoM..Picked up several of me old friends but aint heard yet from the three stooges..I reckon the geezers may have done hairy cairy (that Japenese thing they do in Japan) when they thought old gerryd snuffed it.

Wot you been up to mom?........Serious now (Im tryin hard!) I always remember how you used to talk about computers etc, not to me but to other geezers, You certainly knows yer stuff MoM.In Particular I remember how you was tryin to get a computer link between Malta and Blighty.And you woz jumpin up and down on the official geezers nuts coz they couldnt sort it.....

Well MoM lovely to see yooz back on the circuit again..Ive gorra go now as the Jugglin clown will be shakin his rattle!!!!!!!!.....Take care MoM and dont forget to give me a bit of an update as to what yooz been doinGoodnight to you my friend

Oy Juggler!!!.........................Dont be nosey!!!!...............Clear off!!!....
Try the one liners on the Racin Thread.Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh ha ha Haaaaaaaaaaa!

Im gone MoM!

lol, you're priceless.

Hi Gerry,

Your musings certainly brought back memories. You have a particular style of writing that just paints pictures.

I'm back in Malta again after last year drifting around Asia for most of it. Now the girls there certainly know how to party. More at another time.

I haven't been back here long myself. Justice and Fullback don't seem to be around but Pumpkinslayer's said hi elsewhere. Ahh.... the old crew. How many posts did the old MOM thread get to in the end after my departure? I trust you kept order in my absence?

If your cardboard needs drying out you could always re-locate to Malta. The local brew is quite drinkable and there's a few derelict palaces I could point you in the direction of. Fancy your own palace? Now there's a thought. It'll beat the embankment. Most of the roofs have gone on some but it doesn't rain much at the moment.

Now, what's this you're saying you only "...bought two bags of crisps in the Bank tube station"? I got six - it pays to shop around, you know.

My partner of the moment has just had a little Man of Mystery. Another plus side is we now have a rather attractive Maltese nanny of 21. Enough said.

It's been a good year all round. As for Betfair I've gone the bot route. Steady profits most days. I call it the RonBot after its dad, a rather clever generous chap I met elsewhere. I know you frown on bots. But I believe you'll make an exception with mine.

Good to see you back Gerry. Take care mate.

I hope you don't mind but I copied your post above and put it in RonBot's blog. It was a work of art. Good luck to you as always Gerry.

thanks for the post Mom and congrats on MoM Junior!...I knew you could do it if you tried HARD enough!!!...catch yu az and wen!

..THE TOMMO FREE RADIO TIPS LIST

Please ignore all that went before...Long time since I done it and am a bit rusty....The new list below is 100% correct. I think!

For those that may feel the free tips given below by TOMMO may be worth considering and including in a profitable racing system, I think further selections are available on a Premium rate number.I am sorry I am not able to give you that number coz I 'aint allowed! ..........Good luck!

Week 1
Mar..11.30 lng..osc sno3-1 Fv..6 of 10...- 50...- 50
Mar..13.00 lng..one nig....9-4 Fv..7 of 7.- 50...- 100
Mar..22.00 nwb.nr
Mar..24.15 nwb.nycteo13-8 Fv.6 of 12..- 50-150
Mar..3...no bets
Mar..4...no bets
Mar..5.2.00 lng ....our kes....11-8 FvW of 15..+.69 wow..- 81
Mar..5.2.50 wlv.nr
Mar..6.3.40 sth..avro..6-1......4 of 13...- 50..- 131
Mar..6.5.10 sth......aistaj.9-1..4 of 14..- 50. ..-181
Mar..7.1.30 lng..dayton..10-11 FvW of 10..+.45 wow..-136
Mar..7.4.05 lng..sereng..9-2...2 of 8.-50-186

wk1 LOSS =..-186.Total o/g LOSS since Mar 1st = (-186)
bets = 82 wnrs (11-8, 10-11)..6 Losers
(5 favs given, ..2 won)(Odds On given = 10-11w)
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Week 2
Mar..8.2.10 wnd.gauva.5-4 Fv...2 of 16..- 50.-236
Mar..8.3.50 wnc..kanad9-2p of 8.- 50-286
Mar..9.1.35 lng.......zaham2-5 Fv ...W of 10..... +.20 wow...- 266
Mar..9.4.45 ayr...kinb.8-11 Fv..p of 10...- 50....- 316
Mar.10...no bets
Mar.11...no bets
Mar.123.00 plm.mon m..8-11 Fv..2 of 11....-50- 366
Mar.123.10 tnt....eden...4-6 Fv....W of 7....+.33 wow.. - 333
Mar.133.15 chlt..detr6-4 Fv...6 of 10. - 50 - 383
Mar.134.00 chlt..juvei..7-1 Fv...2 of 23. - 50 - 433
Mar.143.15 chlt.ashley...10-1 ...f of 10.. - 50 - 483
Mar.144.00 chlt.golde.20-1.....18 of 28... -50 - 533

Wk 2 LOSS = .- 347...Total o/g LOSS since Mar 1st = (- 527)
bets = 102 wnrs ( 2-5, 4-6 )8 Losers
(7 favs given.... 2 won)(Odds On given = 2-5w, 4-6w)
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Week 3
Mar152.35 chlt.monets.7-4 Fv..4 of 9..-50...- 583
Mar153.15 chl..united..22-1.4 of 14.-50....- 633
Mar162.35 chlt.wichit..11-8 Fv...W of 20...+.69.wow...- 564
Mar163.15 chlt.kauto.5-4 Fv...W of 18...+.63.wow...- 501.
Mar 17..no bets
Mar 18..no bets
Mar192.10 mkt.stellen2-1 Fv3 of 16...-50....- 551
Mar193.00 wnc.warlord...10-11Fv...f of 17...-50.- 601
Mar203.20 ext...maljma.2-1 Fv.3 of 10...-50....- 651
Mar204.20 ext...back ni.6-5 Fv.2 of 9.-50....- 701
Mar212.00 kmp.silkwo.10-11Fv...2 of 11...-50....- 751
Mar215.00 lng...hiho sil.9-2..3 of 15...-50....- 801

Wk 3 LOSS = .- 268...Total o/g LOSS since Mar 1st = (- 801)
bets = 102 wnrs ( 11-8, 5-4 )8 Losers
(8 favs given.... 2 won)(Odds On given = 10-11L, 10-11L)
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Week 4
Mar22....2.40..sth...bivouac11-8 Fv..3 of 13...- 50...- 851
Mar224.30..lud..mousek.11-4 Fv....W of 15.+.138.wow.- 713
Mar233.30..wlv..fantast....4-5 Fv..6 of 8.- 50..- 766
Mar233.40..lng...tetoua.5-4 Fv..6 of 11...- 50..- 813
Mar24.no bets.
Mar25.....................no bets.
Mar26....2.20.plm..lester.....11-8 Fv.W of 5..+.69.wow.. -.744
Mar26....2.50.plm......gabier.....4-5 Fv.W of 9..+.40.wow.......-.704
Mar273.10.lng...miswad..11-4 W of 6.+.138.wow..- 566
Mar27....3.30.wlv..inwann......11-4 Fv.12 of 13..-.50...-.616
Mar28.2.20.kmp.benet..7-4..W of 10.+.87.wow...-.529
Mar28.5.15.tow.....deckie.4-1..W of 7..+.200 wow.-.329
Mar29.2.40.her...mr bene..9-2...2 of 12...-.50.......- 379
Mar29.3.20.lng..vitzna..1-1 Fv..2 of 5-.50...-.429
Mar30.4.30.lng..snt sch.9-43 of 6-.50...-.479
Mar30.4.20.wlv..desert.10-3..3 of 9-.50...-.529
Mar31.no bet

Wk 4 PROFIT = .+.272...Total o/g LOSS since Mar 1st = (- 529)
bets = 146 wnrs ( 11-4, 11-8, 4-5, 11-4, 7-4, 4-1) )..8Losers
(8 favs given.... 3 won)(Odds On given = 4-5L, 4-5W)

At the end of March TOMMOs free radio tips. LOST 529 to a level 50 stk
Bets = 42.12 winners..30 losers
Winners were:- 11-8, 10-11, 2-5, 4-6, 10-11, 10-11, 11-4, 11-8, 4-5, 11-4, 7-4, 4-1
28 favs were given ..9 won18 lost
7 odds on shots were given .4 won (10-11, 4-6, 2-5, 4-5)..3 lost
Total months investment to a 50 level stake = 2,100
Total month LOSS to a level 50 stake..= 529 LOSS
Profit/Loss on t/o = a LOSS of 25% on investmestment
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Upon a closer inspection of the above, had you invested in the non runner, it would have returned a higher % return than all the rest of the freebies put together!

MoM.....

If yooz pokin' yer nose occasionaly in this loada' junk, leave a sign coz I gorra' message for you!

hi gerry what radio is he on my start laying the fav that he backs

Consider yourself poked!!!!

A monkey with a pin could do better as far as favourites go. It would be really quite hard to do as bad as that.

Whato MoMor should I say..Einstein in disguise!!!!

Just read yer mind blowin posts on SLBs thread re. How to trade!!.......Fantastic stuff MoM!!!!!!!!..Wanted to give you a wave just to show off to geezers that the BF forums number 1 star is my big buddy, but didnt wanna spoil the flow and junk up SLBs thread MoM!!!!! ......Also, I aint got no brain cells capable of andlin that sort of stuff !!!!..But I do know wot a Bank is.!!! Remember 2 years ago when I first poked me nose in that Titanic thread of yours when I made me-self unpoplar by spoutin off about bets operating from a bank..That was the bank MoM that ended up with a profit of 2 bags of salt and onions for me, and 4 for you!!!!!!........ .Aaaaaaaaaaagh ha ha Haaaaaaaaa!!!! .......Great days MoM.Great Days!!!!....Little did I realise at that time that I wuz takin on the forums equivalent of the great Albert himself.

Yooz certainly know how to do yer scriptin MoM and yooz number 1 in my books pal and always will be.and a proper gent with it an all you iz!!!.I remember how yooz replied in person to every single geezer that posted on yer thread even to that agravatin and sea-nile old git, Gerry Attric!!!!!....I think I may have been a little hard on you at the time MoM!!!! Sorry pal!!!!!!!

Now about that offer you made about me bringin me soggy boxes to sunny Malta!!!.......The thought of the gut revisited just one more time before the grim reeper comes a-callin', I find rather apeelin'Know wot I mean Mom?...wink winknudge nudge.say no more!!!!!!.....Now wheres that BOAC or Freddie Lakers telephone number!!!!

If yooz wanna butler,showfer or boot licker MoM, I'm yer man!!!!........Keep yer nib polished pal!!!.......I'm gone

hi mad.haire

Gorra be careful what I sez coz in the old days BF zapped me threads for sayin' not nice things about no good tipsters...Although since me sabatical, so far so good!!!!!

The name of the stations yooz awantin' has got somethin' to do with talkin' and somethin' to do with sport......wink wink nudge nudge....say no more!!!!

Hiya Pumps

It is pretty poor is'nt it.....But if you are complaining about it Pumps, remember it is given out for free!!!...If it would make you feel any better, I believe the same tips are available on the tipsters premium rate tipping line, and you could pay for 'em.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...although the next update appears to be a slight improvement......watch this space!!!!!...catch yooz az and wen Pumps!

Hi Gerry,

Thanks for the compliment. I always appreciated you stepping in to the breach on the original MOM thread and then you excelled with your excellent prose when you launched the Men of Mystery thread. Loads of regulars, a great bunch.

Get your soggy boxes over to sunny Malta mate. They'll dry out in no time. A self contained area in a small park has now been reserved for you. The gut wouldn't be of interest today other than a trip down memory lane but there are many other venues that could be even more worthwhile and I'm sure you know what I mean.

Funnily enough as a little MOM has just arrived we've taken on a nanny and the butler may be next. I'll put your application in front of the housekeeper and refer her to this thread for her urgent consideration. Have a great day mate. And good luck, as always.

cheers gerry nudge as good as a wink to a blind man

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week 5..... Tommo's free radio bets
Apr...1...................no bet
Apr...2....4.00.sth.....dan tuc........8-11.Fv......W of 13........36.wow....... -493
Apr...2....5.10.lng.....alfres...........2-1..Fv......W of 6........100.wow...... -393
Apr...3....2.55.flk......genki...........9-4...........W of 9........112.WOW..... -281
Apr...3....3.55.sth.....empre..........8-13.Fv......2 of 7......-.50............... -331
Apr...4....2.50.cat.....festive.........8-1............4 of 15......-50................-381
Apr...4....5.00.lng.....cnoc m........11-10.Fv.....W of 12.......55.wow.........-326
Apr...5....3.40.wlv.....archof.........11-2..........W of 10.......275WOW.........-51
Apr...5....4.10.wlv.....dolce...........11-10.F.......2 of 9......-.50................-101
Apr...6...................no bet
Apr...7...................np bet

Wk 5 PROFIT = +.428...Total o/g LOSS since Mar 1st = (- 101)
bets = 8...5 wnrs ( 8-11, 2-1, 9-4, 11-10, 11-2) )...3 Losers
(5 favs given.... 3 won)(Odds On given = 8-11, 8-13, )
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week 6.....Tommo's free radio bets to a 50 lev stk.
.......on going since Mar 1 = - 101
Apr...8....................no bet
Apr...9....................no bet
Apr..10....2.20.pnt.....salasa..........8-11 Fv.....W of 9.............. 36.WOW............-65
Apr..10....4.35.pnt.....mudawin.......10-1.........9 of 11..............-50.....................-115
Apr..11....3.30.bth.....binocul.........13-8 Fv......3 of 11.............-50.....................-165
Apr..11....4.30.bth.....lorikeet.........9-4 .Fv.......3 of 6...............-50.....................-215
Apr..12....2.00.ain.....black ja.........7-4 .Fv.......2 of 6...............-50.....................-265
Apr..12....2.35.ain.....exotic d.........7-4.Fv.......W of 5.............. 88.wow.............-177
Apr..13....2.35.ain.....witchita.........4-6.Fv.......2 of 10..............-50.....................-227
Apr..13....3.10.ain.....well ch..........4-5.Fv........3 of 6...............-50.....................-277
Apr..14...................no bet..........

Wk 6 LOSS = - 176.....Total o/g LOSS since Mar 1st = (- 277)
bets = 8...2 wnrs ( 8-11, 7-4 )...6 Losers
(7 favs given.... 2 won)(Odds On given = 8-11, 4-6, 4-5)
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Hi Gerry,

As promised I put your application in front of the housekeeper and refered her to this thread for her urgent consideration for your application as a butler. She has considered all your writings and amazingly has deemed you suitable. I promised her you would not be a strain on her budget because you'd bring your soggy cardboard with you which would dry out in the Malta sun to provide your residence.

She suggested that rather than you stay in the nearby park she would arrange with the head gardener to clear an area at the furthest end of the garden from the house for your privacy where an excellent cardboard structure could be erected. The assistant gardener will provide assistance for the development of such a structure.

I think she has taken quite a liking to you from your writing. She is a spinster of the parish of Xemxija and on her behalf I would enquire as to your marital status? Is there any possibility of her becoming the first or next Mrs Attric? I would welcome your early attention and a prompt reply. Sir, you are holding her heart in your hands. She, I can assure you, is quite serious and I look forward to your timely reply.

Have a great day mate. And good luck, as always.

Mornin Albert!!!.Oooops sorry I mean MoM!!!!!!!

Worra luvly surprise!!!!............Geeeeeeeeezzzzzzzus Cryst Mom!!!!.....I wuz only joking!!!!!!.....And yooz took it proper serious!!!!!.......Maybe yooz no smart a.s.s geezer after all MoM if yooz realy thought ol Gerry was bein proper serious about bein yer butler. Sorry to say this Mom, but yooz exposed yerself,( verbally not fisicly.. I hope!), to the whole world as being an eezy touch for gerry attric con men,

Now about this housekeeper women of yors from Sexminga who Im gonna be under!!!!......The thing is MoM..Is she up to handling' me proper?....I think she should be told that 65 years ago, I used to start at the top of the Gut, and by the time I reached the bottom, I wuz legless!!!!!!!!!!!............and broke!!!!!!!!!!!!....And I wuz not drunk!!!!!!......Know wot I mean MoM w?nk w?nk, nudge nudge..Say no more!!!!! ..Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh ha ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!.....great days MoM!...Great days they wuz.Thank God for Pennys Sillin!!!!!!.....Aaaaaaaaaaaaghha ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!.......

Now the thing is MoM, you sez the Gut aint no more..Thats sad news for meBUT!!!!.....Do you think yer ouskeeper from Sexminga can 'andle the over-load OK?....Know wot I mean MoM, w?nk, w?nk, nudge nudge say no more!!!...........Aaaaaaaaaaagh ha ha Haaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Im now gonna try and squeeze the tube for a bit more paste!!!!!

Yooz big time generous MoM with where yooz gonna stick ol Gerry in yer garden..Much appreciated pal, but please make sure I aint located nowhere near yer office!.....In other words, I dont wanna be know-where near the local doss house outside Karzy.Aaaaaaaaagh ha ha Haaaaaaaa!!!!!...................................Great stuff!!!!!!!!!!

And finally MoM, Id like you to tell yer ousekeeper that I may be able to find something more interestin than er eart to old in er and.Gerrrit!!!!!!!.............Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh ha ha HaaaaaaaaaaaaaKeep yer nib polished palIm gone

The gut as in Strait Street, Gerry?

Canneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Glad weez still in touch pal!!!....Was a bit worried I mightve blown it with me tenashus and penetratin' probin' the other night. but I gorr'a say......cough, cough.splutter splutter.cough cough cough,splutter splutter splutter!!!!!.......Thats me choking up on humble pie!!!!!.....Gerrit Canny!!!!!.....Say no more!!!!

Tell you wot though Canny, I had a look at the let it go thread and see BF pulled the for sale post and not the thread.First time I seen that coz az you well remember we got whole threads zapped for just one bad post..How long have BF been zappin posts and not complete threads Canny?......It would be even better in my opinion if they replaced the post with a reason for so doing. Otherwise the thread loses the thread of the thread...!!!!!!!!

The GUT Canny was the most infamous place in Malta durin the days when half the geezers on the island wuz members of HM forcesIt was about 3 thousand steps that led from the top of town to the bottom and was about 10 foot wide. Lined all the way down on each side of the steps wuz little brick rooms no bigger than an orses stable, dozens and dozens of em. Each room wuz occupied by a very friendly lady whose only purpose in life wuz to keep Tommy comfy!!!.....You name it Canny and youd find it in the Gut!!!!........Aaaaaaaah.Happy Memories!!!!....Az I said in me message to MoM..Thank Gord for Penus Sillin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not sure wotchoo mean Canny by straight street..ol Gerry aint never eard that one before!!!!

Catch you az and wen Canny.Im gone!

I know Gerry, I've been down the gut several times, circa early 70's. Quite an experience, all those beautiful girls.

Like I said in my earlier post, Strait Street, that's the gut's proper name.

I can picture it now. Come on lads seems like there's a few bars down here, looks like a nice street. lol

Do you know Canny, I never knew it was called Straight Street.....never had no time to look at street names Canny....was in to mad a rush to show the girls me p1stool.....well I was a soldier Canny....some soldiers had rifles and some had p1stools.....may have got the spellin' wrong on the latter canny.....but I'm sure you knows what I mean!!!!!!!!!.....

Oh yeah....I forgot!!!!.....You know them stable rooms I wuz tellin yooz' about in me last post...well I made a mistake coz not all of 'em had just nice ladies in.......Some had donkeys......some had............ I'm gone!!!!

donkeys, lol

I understand The Gut's broken down now, totally abandoned, in dis-repair, bar names fading and virtually ignored my the locals who being Catholics are quite ashamed of it's history. Just the odd Navy man taking a walk down memory lane. Apparently when the Navy left they just shut up shop. Got a great photo somewhere of ne and a couple of Maltses beauties. '74 and '75 when I was there.

Strooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth Canny!!!!!!!!

74!!! and 75!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....and when yooz wuz about 20!!!!!..You cannot be serious man!!!!!!........ Them stables had all sorts pal. Pretty girls, and donkeys etc..But I never seen no Maltese Buauties at 74 and 75!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yooz into old wrinklies then iz you Canny!!!!....Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh ha ha Haaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!........Theres a 94 year old down me wrinkly club that could be up for it..Ive gorra see her tomorrow coz her Zimmer frames busted.Gimme a buz if yooz interested Canny and Ill see wot I can do!......

74!!!! And 75!!!!!! StrooooooooooooooooothStill!!!!....Spose it takes all sorts!!!!!................

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh ha ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

week 7.....Tommo's free radio bets to a 50 lev stk.
....................................................................b/f since Mar 1 = - 277
Apr..15 ..no bet
Apr..16 4.45 wnd ...nr
Apr..16 3.40 wnd ...king ..........7-1 .......W of 13 ....350.STROOTH ....273
Apr..18 4.20 nmk ...salford .......9-1 ........2 of 8 .........-50 .............223
Apr..19 3.40 nmk ...adagio .......5-4 Fv ....W of 8 .........63 wow .......286
Apr..19 3.55 rip .....manaal .....11-2 ........W of 8 ...275 STROOTH .....561
Apr..20 4.35 ayr ....saintsai ......2-1 Fv .....5 of 5 .........-50 .............511
Apr..20 5.15 lng ....mutual ......11-10.F .....5 of 13 .......-50 ..............461
Apr..21 no bet

Wk 7. WIN = 738.....Total o/g PROFIT since Mar 1st to a 50 stk = (461)
bets = 9...5 wnrs ( 4-1, 1-1, 7-1, 5-4, 11-2) )...4 Losers
(5 favs given.... 3 won)(Odds On given = None)
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Good to see you still flying the flag of transparency.......err if you see what I mean..!!!!

Missed your lively banter Gerry...

Cheers gobby

Hiya Gobbygit.........................Sorry for not replying earlier.....

Yeah!!!! Them wuz good days Gobby....Had a lot of fun we did....I remember offering you a grand if you'd sell me yer 'andle!!!!.....You gave me just 4 months to come up with 6 grand!!!!!....I tried to get 6 big ones by backin' all Tommo's tips....Do you remember???......Instead of winnin' me-self 6 grand in 4 months by backin' Tommo's tips......I lost 6 grand in 4 months and that was to a pifflin' 50 stake!.....So much for Tommo's tips!

Now listen Gobbygit.....How about a straight s**?......You can be Gerry Attric......And I'm dyin' to be called Gobbygit.......You can 'ave all me forum pals an' all if you behave yerself!!..........If you agree Gobby, I'll make arrangments in me will for the name of Gobbygit to be returned to its rightfull owner when me maker comes a'callin'.

Thanks for the welcome Gobby......................................................I'm gone!

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I was so shocked in wk 7 with the 2 strooth winners, that it unbalanced me a little.
Whilst in an unbalanced condition (probably due to lack of numerous odds on
and favourites that I am so used to seeing in Tommos tips) I missed out Apr17th..
.I shall include Apr 17th in with the figs for week 8 and trust that the odds on and
favourites will continue, thus ensuring my return to normality!

week 8.....Tommo's free radio bets to a 50 lev stk.
................................................................................b/f since Mar 1 = 461

Apr..17 3.20 nott....EA .............1-1 F ........w of 8........50 wow..........511
Apr..17 4.20 nott....elou ............7-2 ..........7 of 8 .......-50 ...............461
Apr..23 2.40 pnt ....pigeon ........13-2 ..........6 of 9 .......-50 ...............411
Apr..23 6.55 wnd ...gyro ............5-6 F .......w of 14 ......83 wow .........494
Apr..24 5.30 flk ......letham ........8-15 ..........3 of 4 .......-50 ..............444
Apr..24 2.50 pch ....clopf ............7-4 F ........W of 8 .87 wow .........531
Apr..25 4.00 epsoptical .........11-4 ..........6 of 7 .......-50 ..............481
Apr..25 5.15 pch ....corkall ...........9-4 F .......5 of 19 ......-50 ..............431
Apr..26 4.35 bev ....bediz ............6-5 F .......9 of 12 ......-50 ..............381
Apr..26.5.55 yar ....sound ............4-9 F ........3 of 7 .......-50 .............331
Apr..27.1.45 snd ....kandid ..........13-2 .........3 of 6 ........-50 .............281
Apr..27.3.50 wlv ....riggin .............4-1 ........W of 11 ......200 .............481
Apr..30.4.30 wlv .....tutor
Apr..30.5.25 sth .....skyma

Wk 8. WIN = 20.....Total o/g PROFIT since Mar 1st to a 50 stk = (481)
bets = 12...4 wnrs ( 1-1, 5-6, 7-4, 4-1 )...8 Losers
(6 favs given.... 3 won)(Odds On given = 5-6, 8-15, 4-9)

Tommo is on record as saying no more than a fiver should be bet on his tips
Tommo is on record as saying 'Never bet odds-on - it's as simple as that.
Tommo is on record as saying 'If people don't like the service, then don't ring
I sez..If people dont ring, how can they find out that they dont like his service!
Tommos tips was monitored by Cannyman and me in Mar-Jun 2005
In them 4 months, Tommo lost over 6000 to a level 50 stake!.....Say no more!
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Mus' be gerrin' old.....missed Apr 30th....will wak it in next time!

ttt for old time's sake.

ttt for old time's sake.

seamless, mitch. bleedin seamless

lol, I was reminded of this when DT was mentioned on the chit chat thread.

Does anyone hear from Gerry these days?

not heard from him for years, hope the old boy's ok.

I didn't know you knew him, spelling'.