Chelsea v Everton....

Two shyte teams. I wouldn't be surprised if Chelsea come unstuck here. I ain't back them at 1.75, that's for sure.

yup chelsea look short enough , not a betting game for me so will just watch.

not many goals i reckon

Me neither @ 1.75. Chelsea cannot be trusted at odds on even against Everton.
No bet for me as well.

They'll win 3 zip now of course

very difficult to trust Chelsea but they have been better of late (unbeaten in 5 2w 3d)...if they were to win their 2 games in hand would have a decent chance of 6th place and probable European football..

Everton got a point at Newcastle, they are quite competitive
but were not attractive to watch.

Could well be enough if Chelsea don't turn up, but
then Chelsea could smash them if bothered.

Difficult to bet on, without seeing how game
is going.

1.75 is pretty ordinary price but better to back a 1.75 winner than to lay one.. (think this is an old Chinese proverb)

Shaun Dyche knows if he stops Palmer then Chelsea are fairly toothless.

Late drama seems the smart play here and you can see how the game is going first.

Ah yes indeed Et, that's one of Confucious's well known sayings I believe.

I'd want around evens to get involved though.

Unders for me

2.4 for unders looks tempting

1-0

One man team. They'd be in a relegation battle without this guy.

Palmer passed that in

Palmer will play for Real one day

maybe not for unders. I wonder if we'll see the usual Chelsea 2 or 3 up at half-time then end up giving away 3 goals in the almost inevitable 11/12 minutes added on at the end of the game.

2-0. GAME OVER.

Dyche having a thrombo

2-0 .. the kid should be on a hattrick already

Pickford, surely he could have held that?

Asking for trouble punching  it out like that.

Looks like a Dork .....but he's chelskis best player

Everton might be getting the backlash from Liverpool at weekend as well.

Just realised, Palmer is the wife's fantasy football captain

50 LASHES

He needs to miss 7 penalties and get sent off

Are Chelsea fans the worst in prem? 2 nill up and you could hear a pin drop

3-0. HATTRICK

Pickford ASSIST

Pickford

Pickford is a nightmare, but he'll probably still be Southgate's first choice

perfect hat-trick for palmer

left foot, header and make a mug of pickford.

Wonderful from shaw tarms on the assist...

Everton deserve to be relegated just on this showing. Chelsea are making mugs of them and showing them up as headless chickens in the middle of the park

Also Baithwaite isn’t 80m defender

Agree Mecca, "Is this the library?"

4-0. How bad are everton.

More woeful defending by Everton, they’re like statues

Even Jackson's getting on the scoresheet now, terrible by Everton.

He had time to light a cigar before putting that in the net.

Dyche in charge was always a recipe for relegation...

Apr 15, 2024 -- 8:46PM, barstool wrote:

He had time to light a cigar before putting that in the net.

Did a full 180 degree turn to hit it on his favoured foot with 3 defenders within 3 yards

Are Chelsea fans the worst in prem? 2 nill up and you could hear a pin drop

I think they are just in shock!

On this showing it looks like he his building a side for the Championship.

U can hear Everton boos and jeers over the Chelsea fans

If we were ever 4 up at half time (as if) we'd be doing a mass conga around the pitch.

Absolute idiots Jackson and that other guy.

How is that a penalty

Still funny over arguing who takes the penalty

Orrible dirty feckers...

Don’t like each other then

Normally takes 'em.What they on?

Their revolting egos getting the better of them.

Mincer with the blue hair got tears in his eyes ffs

Palmer to win golden boot ?

Three idiots.

Never went up to him after either,did he?

Keane just a reminder to blue hair to get off his hi horse

That Beto guy is ****

Where the **** did they find him! To think they let simms go on loan

Only 1 goal in front of Forest now.

Everton red card incoming

I take it back it was a pen on palmer. Thought he gave it for the tackle that proceeded it!

Chelsea have a game against City at the weekend, why is Palmer still on the pitch?

The poor Everton fans , long journey home for them.

Poor Dele having to be on the TV after his teammates took a hammering. A man with Mental health problems in that situation must be tough!

Wouldn't imagine he's too bothered.  He's played only a handful of game for Everton. Is he still injured or is he not mentally ready to return to first team football?

Alli is injured.

What was going on with the pen? Silva was telling Jackson to let Madueke take it? I think some foreign players think if they are fouled it's their pen (but it wasn't even given for the challenge on Madueke). Doesn't explain Jackson getting involved either.

The defending for Jackson's goal was sackable offence level.

Good luck to Delli... I hope that he can make a decent comeback

Yeah, t'would be good to see him back playing first team football at a high level again.

Can't believe he took Palmer off when he had a rare chance to score 5 in a match, it's only happened 5 times in 32 years, last time 9 years ago


Player    Goals    For    Against    Result    Competition    Date    Notes    Ref
Andy Cole    5    Manchester United    Ipswich Town    9–0    Premier League    March 1995        [26]
Alan Shearer    5    Newcastle United    Sheffield Wednesday    8–0    September 1999    [26]
Jermain Defoe    5    Tottenham Hotspur    Wigan Athletic    9–1    22 November 2009    [26]
Dimitar Berbatov    5    Manchester United    Blackburn Rovers    7–1    27 November 2010    [26]
Sergio Agüero    5    Manchester City    Newcastle United    6–1    3 October 2015

they have a semi final to play - its about the team not personal scoring records

5 days is plenty rest for a kid