IAN DRURY

watching him on pasarkinson

top guy

essex boy love him

loves the dogs

He was a genius



Good evening, I'm from Essex
In case you couldn't tell
My given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
And I'm doing very well

Had a love affair with Nina
In the back of my Cortina
A seasoned-up hyena
Could not have been more obscener
She took me to the cleaners
And other misdemeanours
But I got right up between her
Rum and her Ribena

Well, you ask Joyce and Vicky
If candy-floss is sticky
I'm not a blinking thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
And I'm doing very well

I bought a lot of Brandy
When I was courting Sandy
Took eight to make her randy
And all I had was shandy
Another thing with Sandy
What often came in handy
Was passing her a mandy
She didn't half go bandy

So, you ask Joyce and Vicky
If I ever took the mickey
I'm not a flipping thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
And I'm doing very well

I'd rendezvous with Janet
Quite near the Isle of Thanet
She looked more like a gannet
She wasn't half a prannet
Her mother tried to ban it
Her father helped me plan it
And when I captured Janet
She bruised her pomegranate

Oh, you ask Joyce and Vicky
If I ever shaped up tricky
I'm not a blooming thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
And I'm doing very well

You should never hold a candle
If you don't know where it's been
The jackpot is in the handle
On a normal fruit machine

So, you ask Joyce and Vicky
Who's their favourite brickie
I'm not a common thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
And I'm doing very well

I know a lovely old toe-rag
Obliging and noblesse
Kindly, charming shag from Shoeburyness
My given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
I thought you'd never guess

So, you ask Joyce and Vicky
A pair of squeaky chickies
I'm not a flaming thicky
I'm Billericay Dicky
And I'm doing very well

Oh golly, oh gosh
Come and lie on the couch
With a nice bit of posh
From Burnham-on-Crouch
My given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
And I ain't a slouch

So, you ask Joyce and Vicky
About Billericay Dickie
I ain't an effing thicky
You ask Joyce and Vicky
I'm doing very well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVz5vTpVTHg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8V9OPNJjLs    I'm leaving school soon.. One of the first singles I bought. Quickly followed by new boots and panties...

Got a razzle in my pocket......

There was a great biopic on telly some time ago. Worth finding if you have not seen it. People also forget what a band the Blochrads were. they might have been pink or New WVe call them what you will but too musicians.

Mar 2, 2024 -- 8:49AM, Whisperingdeath wrote:

There was a great biopic on telly some time ago. Worth finding if you have not seen it. People also forget what a band the Blochrads were. they might have been pink or New WVe call them what you will but too musicians.

me nephew  was playing in the blockheads  3 or 4 years ago.

A lot of fun I would suspect.

Many bands are like Triggers broom now.

Mar 2, 2024 -- 8:49AM, Whisperingdeath wrote:

There was a great biopic on telly some time ago. Worth finding if you have not seen it. People also forget what a band the Blochrads were. they might have been pink or New WVe call them what you will but too musicians.

I have the DVD film of his life 'Sex and Drugs and Rock'n'Roll with Andy Serkis playing the lead role.
It's very well done

I remember him making Spasticus Autisticus with all proceeds from sales going to the relevant charity.

Then the self righteous idiot tw*ts that ran the BBC banned it from airplay...

As Ian once famously sang...

A   rse'oles, B   astards, F ucking C  unts and P  ricks 

A great man with a great band and sorely missed

and by the way.....his name was DURY, not Drury....show some respect please!

spot on mad hatter

apols for the mis spelling

on football forum should have said un meant peter drury

footy forum the new sub for chit chat

Home improvement expert Harold Hill of Harold Hill
Of Do-It-Yourself dexterity, and double glazing skill
Came home to find another gentleman's kippers in the grill
So he sanded off his winkle with his Black and Decker drill

From the Song 'This Is What We Find' from the 2nd album 'Do It Yourself'