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16 Jun 23 12:33
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For the 3 group stage games.

Eddie Howe's Pot 4 Mags.
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Report Tiger Tiger June 16, 2023 3:56 PM BST
Would have been much cheaper under Ashley of course as we would have been in the Championship, cant have it all ways.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 16, 2023 4:10 PM BST
Still in the championship or div 1 under Ashley.

£55 for level 7 is very expensive.
Report morpteh mackem June 16, 2023 4:27 PM BST
devil has all the best tunes....
Report DIE LINKE June 16, 2023 5:31 PM BST
The A-rabs think everyone wipes their @rses with £20 notes
Report Flemenstar June 17, 2023 2:51 AM BST
don't see the problem here. I'd love to pay £165 to see my team play 3 times in the CL
Report lfc1971 June 17, 2023 10:08 AM BST
Any association with that club is beyond the pale
They’ve sold their soul .
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 17, 2023 11:34 AM BST
I'm delighted to pay £165.

Not so delighted for those with "cheaper"
seats that will pay same price as me.

The cheapest season ticket is £417,and most
expensive £1,045. All of these will pay £55
per game for their own seat in champions league.

This is the problem for me.
Report SlippyBlue June 17, 2023 1:33 PM BST
I paid a monkey for a season ticket at S.P. and that's tremendous value to me.

In comparison I went to a midweek fixture at Fontwell a few months ago, and it's a right scruffy gaff these days, and that was £41 sovs.

Me personally, I'd give my left nut to pay £55.00 to see Palace play in the Champions League.

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 17, 2023 1:52 PM BST
Man City are £20 to 45 per game

A 3 game bundle from £45 to £105.

Of course their sponsors are bigger and newcastle
must boost revenue because of ffp implications if
They want to progress.
Report Trackman June 17, 2023 2:50 PM BST

----you-have-to-laugh---17 Jun 23 11:34Joined: 06 Jul 10 | Topic/replies: 41,808 | Blogger: ----you-have-to-laugh---'s
I'm delighted to pay £165.

Not so delighted for those with "cheaper"
seats that will pay same price as me.

The cheapest season ticket is £417,and most
expensive £1,045. All of these will pay £55
per game for their own seat in champions league.

This is the problem for me.

Have to agree YHTL it can't be right those sitting up on level 7 paying the same price.
Report mesmerised June 17, 2023 7:00 PM BST
Newcastle could be in pot 3 or 4

I'd say pot 2 is actually slightly stronger than pot 1, much of a muchness

Would Hope Arsenal draw either Benfica, Seville of Feyenoord from pot 1, even PSG who are not all that

Newcastle could be a group of death with Bayern, Real Madrid and possibly Milan

I remember the 3-3 game against Barca, what I didn't remember til recently is that both of them failed to qualify from the group
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 17, 2023 8:51 PM BST
Psv finished 2nd in group and also did not
reach next stage.

6 groups, winners and 2 best 2nd place made
knock outs.

You remembered an extra goal for barca.

Newcastle are pot 4
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 17, 2023 8:53 PM BST
I'd love group of death for my 165 quids x 2
Report mesmerised June 17, 2023 9:00 PM BST
yeah the 3-3 was Man U Barca I was thinking of, the 3-2 was the Asprilla hat trick
wiki says Newcastle are pot 3 or 4, maybe it's not updated.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 17, 2023 10:03 PM BST
Wiki could be right but I've seen other sites where
we are locked in pot 4 with 3 others. With a few others dependant
on qualifiers

We only have national coefficient so can't see a route
to pot3.
Report Flemenstar June 17, 2023 11:32 PM BST
the only way Newcastle could move up is if 4 or 5 of the teams that come out of the qualifiers are the massive rags.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 15, 2023 10:39 PM BST
Newcastle confirmed as pot 4.

Group of death we are coming for you.
Report howard August 16, 2023 11:15 AM BST
I eat for a month for £55  Grin( no meat or sugar )
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 30, 2023 10:11 PM BST
Pot 4

Young Boys
Real Sociedad
Newcastle United
Union Berlin

Pot 3

Shakhtar Donetsk
FC Salzburg
AC Milan
PSV Eindhoven
Red Star Belgrade
FC Copenhagen

Pot 2

Real Madrid
Manchester United
Borussia Dortmund
Atletico Madrid
RB Leipzig
FC Porto

Pot 1

Manchester City
Bayern Munich
Paris Saint-Germain

Eddie Howes group of death Mags.
Report 1st time poster August 31, 2023 12:12 PM BST
batern,real madrid,milan why would that be a group of death might be last time in yrs they wualify,not going to win it,so you want to play the  best/most famous teams you can,
its like these morons on a sat get to see EPL stars once a yr at home and wanting reff t
o send off the star names after 5 mins,
if you,d gone to see george best, charlton,law,moore etc back in the day and the loon sat next to you was shouting at reff to send them off,you,d tell the fooking idiot to STFU
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 31, 2023 12:19 PM BST
I tried to explain that many times 1tp.

Beating barca and juve at sjp were 2 magnificent
nights, although if they were regular occurrences
the magic may be lost.

Saw George best as a kid at sjp, you are correct
there would have been bedlam if ref had sent
him off, I think everybody wanted him to notch
in a 5-1 defeat for him.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 31, 2023 12:20 PM BST
Never got to see Messi at sjp Sad
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 31, 2023 12:24 PM BST
▪️Man City 21/10
▪️Bayern Munich 5/1
▪️Real Madrid 17/2
▪️Arsenal 10/1
▪️Barcelona 12/1
▪️PSG 14/1
▪️Man Utd 16/1
▪️Newcastle 20/1
▪️Napoli 20/1
▪️Inter Milan 25/1
▪️Atletico 25/1
Report nineteen points August 31, 2023 12:27 PM BST
you seen beardsley,not far off on his day.
Report 1st time poster August 31, 2023 12:48 PM BST
my dads 90 next week,we were talking about this yesterday said  he went to see boro away at blackpool one day,WILF MANNION had a wordlie and at end of game every player and both sets of supporters give him a standing ovation off the pitch
Report SirNorbertClarke August 31, 2023 12:59 PM BST
The group stages only exist so UEFA can get more dosh for the competition's TV rights. No one, not even Newcastle fans, should get excited by the draw or the matches.

The competition proper starts in the last 16. The excitement in the last 8.
Report nineteen points August 31, 2023 1:02 PM BST
cheers for that,thats me chips soaking
Report Whisperingdeath August 31, 2023 1:23 PM BST
£55 is cheap!

How much do you Northern monkeys pay for fish and chips?

Presumably because you lot were genetically bread to keep the Jocks out you don’t have heating bills to pay for so what is your beef with £55?
Report Tiger Tiger August 31, 2023 1:30 PM BST
Report Whisperingdeath August 31, 2023 1:57 PM BST

Get a sense of humour!

But you know I am rightWink
Report Bish Bosher August 31, 2023 2:18 PM BST
Don't worry about him TT he will be going back to school next week when the holidays finish Devil
Report Tiger Tiger August 31, 2023 2:35 PM BST
Didnt know they let transgenders into school Bish.
Report Whisperingdeath August 31, 2023 4:12 PM BST
Christ I have been savaged by 2 sheep

Report Trackman August 31, 2023 4:33 PM BST
Was £47 in the Leazes against the bin dippas on Sunday.
Report nineteen points August 31, 2023 4:52 PM BST
scarves on wrists.nap
Report Trackman August 31, 2023 4:56 PM BST
Leazes aggro..... Leazes Aggro hallo....hallo
Report tobermory August 31, 2023 4:57 PM BST
Pot 4 will likely get Newcastle a couple of marquee name opponents at least.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 31, 2023 5:22 PM BST
Fish and chips going cold waiting for the balls to be drawn.
Report Trackman August 31, 2023 5:28 PM BST
Ganna miss Emmerdale at this rate....get a wiggle urn
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 31, 2023 5:31 PM BST
Newcastle United will be in one of these groups:


Borussia Dortmund

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 31, 2023 5:46 PM BST
Group E
A. Madrid

Group F
AC Milan

Gotta be...

Group H
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 31, 2023 5:47 PM BST
Barcelona, Madrid not real, or barca anyway
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 31, 2023 5:48 PM BST
Or Milan... Not or barca
Report tobermory August 31, 2023 5:50 PM BST
Can't complain about that.

All great names, but Newcastle good chance of qualifying

worth £55 a night surely
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 31, 2023 5:52 PM BST
Group (o)F (death)
• Paris
• Dortmund
. Ac milan
. Newcastle

Report OilyWragg August 31, 2023 5:53 PM BST
Nice easy group then.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 31, 2023 5:56 PM BST

Report Whisperingdeath August 31, 2023 6:07 PM BST

Worth £55 all night long to watch some of those teams!

Also don’t see why Toon should not relish the challenge
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 31, 2023 6:09 PM BST
Relish on me fish and chips.
Report Whisperingdeath August 31, 2023 6:10 PM BST
Curry sauceLaugh!
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 31, 2023 6:12 PM BST
Spaghetti, snails and currywurst

Yum yum.
Report Tiger Tiger August 31, 2023 7:08 PM BST
PSG 5/4
Newcastle United 5/2
AC Milan 15/4
Dortmund 9/2

Didnt expect us to be so short, 9/2 would have been fair!
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 31, 2023 7:10 PM BST
I had us joint 2nd with dortmund

Behind Paris..
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- August 31, 2023 8:36 PM BST
Group F winner odds:

▪️PSG 11/10
▪️Newcastle 9/4
▪️AC Milan 5/1
▪️Dortmund 11/2

Group F to qualify odds:

▪️PSG 1/3
▪️Newcastle 4/5
▪️AC Milan 5/4
▪️Dortmund 6/4

Report nineteen points August 31, 2023 8:38 PM BST
get me a shilling on the toon,to qualify
Report Regbutler August 31, 2023 8:47 PM BST
Heard this on talksport the other day, sounded unbelievable...
Apparently at Messi's Miami stadium, the matches are all sellouts
The cheapest ticket is nearly 400 dollars, restricted view!
It's about 14 k for a top seat and 150k for a box.!!!

Unless someone on the show has got their sums wrong
Report tobermory August 31, 2023 8:56 PM BST
£55 to watch newcastle play those games is really great value, if you consider basic economic laws

If it was £100 the stadium would still be full.

Top level football is one of the most in demand entertainement products in the world, but far from the most expensive.

A top Broadway show will likely set you back $250 dollars.

I know that fans don't see it as an 'entertainment product', especially if you were going to Newcastle games when they struggling to stay out of the lower divisions.

But it is the reality, and I don't see any proposals to change it.
Report The Dragon August 31, 2023 9:17 PM BST
some great evenings at st james coming up worth 55 quid of anyones monet
Report 1st time poster September 1, 2023 8:27 AM BST
you dont go to a broadway/west end show every other weekend
Report Whisperingdeath September 1, 2023 8:55 AM BST
Big Club

Small Fans, like the two on hereShocked
Report Regbutler September 1, 2023 9:42 AM BST
I don't think 55 quid is excessive to watch a champion league match
I paid 20 quid a couple of weeks ago to watch Hereford play at home in National league north
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 1, 2023 11:21 AM BST
Eng v New Zealand t20 at Durham was
£70,so I didn't go.

As a footnote to my original post, I recieved
an email a few days later telling me my seat
was in fact £60 for champs league. Bars and
Platinum club all £60. seems fair enough.

Man City in league cup, £20,but could be reserves,
As of course, could later champs league games
if chance to qualify has gone.

Paid £60 ish to see The Commitments at Newcastle
City Hall.

Pays yer money and takes yer pick.
Report nineteen points September 1, 2023 11:22 AM BST
when do the fixtures come out?
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 1, 2023 12:06 PM BST
Details of our Carabao Cup third round tie against Manchester City at St. James' Park have been confirmed.

Wednesday, 27 September
8pm kick-off
Live on Sky Sports
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 2, 2023 12:56 PM BST
Matchday 1: AC Milan v Newcastle United - 19th September, 18:45 CET
Matchday 2: Newcastle United v Paris Saint-Germain - 4th October, 21:00 CET
Matchday 3: Newcastle United v Borussia Dortmund - 25th October, 21:00 CET
Matchday 4: Borussia Dortmund v Newcastle United - 7th November, 18:45 CET
Matchday 5: Paris Saint-Germain v Newcastle United - 28th November, 21:00 CET
Matchday 6: Newcastle United v AC Milan - 13th December, 21:00 CET
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 2, 2023 1:07 PM BST
Away on Tuesdays, home on Wednesdays.
Report nineteen points September 2, 2023 1:20 PM BST
could be some game on 13th december.Excited
Report Whisperingdeath September 2, 2023 1:29 PM BST
I wonde  tv if the fans will have a collection for the driver on the way home from away matchesLaugh
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 5, 2023 12:18 AM BST
Purchased a ticket for  England v aussies
one day cricket match at Durham, september 2024

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 5, 2023 12:30 PM BST
The full list of players on the club's 'List A' squad, which relates to the group stage of the competition, is below:

Miguel Almirón
Harvey Barnes
Sven Botman
Dan Burn
Martin Dúbravka (GK)
Paul Dummett
Anthony Gordon
Bruno Guimarães
Lewis Hall
Alexander Isak
Loris Karius (GK)
Jamaal Lascelles
Tino Livramento
Sean Longstaff
Jacob Murphy
Nick Pope (GK)
Fabian Schär
Matt Targett
Sandro Tonali
Kieran Trippier
Joe Willock
Callum Wilson
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 5, 2023 12:50 PM BST
Newcastle must also submit a 'List B' if a player is born on, or after, 1 January 2002 and has been eligible to play for Newcastle for two years since his 15th birthday. Elliott Anderson and Lewis Miley have been named on the 'B list'.
Report 1st time poster September 5, 2023 2:23 PM BST
dont ewant to be pickey but you,d think someone who goes to cricket and football matches would no one lasts between
10 and 7ish
and the other between 2 and 5 o clock
Report Whisperingdeath September 5, 2023 2:48 PM BST
There is a clear divide between pub prices in the North and South, where drinkers in the County Durham town of Consett only pay £2.65 for a pint, according to analysis.

and still they moan when they have got the most magnificent Champions League draw with 3 great teams visiting the Toon and 3 great away jolly boys to look forward to too!

Yeah But!
Report 1st time poster September 5, 2023 2:53 PM BST
completely missing the point that the prices were set before the draw was made
Report nineteen points September 5, 2023 3:09 PM BST
i also might be missing the point here but i can see no one here complaining about the prices,only commenting on them.
Report Whisperingdeath September 5, 2023 3:24 PM BST
Seems the fans are happy with a murderer that kills journalists but think it is sooo unfair that tier 7 have to pay £55?

Great nights to look forward to home and away. I remember Columbiana's hatrick against Barca. £55.... lest we forget!
Report nineteen points September 5, 2023 3:30 PM BST
did you see him kill a journalist or is it just what you read in a newspaper or seen on the news?

a stronge allegation to make
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 5, 2023 4:55 PM BST
I'm aware of the difference in a one day international
top ticket v Australia, and a group stage champions
league game. It's just a bit of matter of fact. No real
comment as to best value or enjoyment factor.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 5, 2023 5:06 PM BST
There was a t20 game last week, was £70,
Eng v New Zealand, I didn't take up my option
to buy a ticket as I thought it was crazy price.
Report 1st time poster September 5, 2023 5:12 PM BST
dont blame you bit embarrassing leaving the house mid afternoon in your PJ,s LaughLaugh
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 6, 2023 1:06 PM BST
Tickets for Newcastle United's opening UEFA Champions League group stage match at AC Milan will go on sale on Thursday afternoon (6 September).

Report SontaranStratagem September 6, 2023 5:27 PM BST
The media always lie so I wouldn't take what they say about their owners seriously

Our (Forest) has been accused of killing refs without a shred of proof ffs
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 18, 2023 6:20 PM BST
Early start on the beer in Milan, for some

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 18, 2023 8:32 PM BST
Skittles in meelan

Report LoyalHoncho September 19, 2023 11:51 AM BST
Apparently Harry Enfield got his "loadsamoney" routine from Chelsea fans attending St James's and waving twenties around as they taunted the Geordies who;d all recently lost their jobs.
Nothing remotely funny about people losing their livelihoods but hey that was the eighties that Thatcher created when people happily jeered at other's misfortunes.
Hopefully most Newcastle fans can afford to watch their club today.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 19, 2023 2:51 PM BST
Loadsamoney was a parody character who
Enfield got from Thatchers Britain.

Still today we have a food bank collection
at the match which is well supported by home
and away supporters attending sjp. And well
used by those less fortunate in Newcastle and

Kids got beat today by Milan, gulf in class,
currently 4-0 in inj time. Milan went off better
than evs,...
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 19, 2023 8:03 PM BST

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 27, 2023 11:33 PM BST
Clubs Newcastle have drawn this season:

Paris Saint-Germain
Borussia Dortmund
AC Milan
Manchester City
Manchester United

At least man utd is away and so no monets.

Great value for my tickets tonite at £50

Tempted to swerve it when the forecast looked like
tropical storm.
Report CLYDEBANK29 September 30, 2023 1:29 PM BST
My son paid £90 for Arsenal against Spurs.  I told him that in 84/85 the top price ticket was £6 @ Villa Park.  and that I recall standing at either Leeds or Middlesboro and it was 60 pence! (must've been around 1980).  In Fulham's new stand it is £150!
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 30, 2023 8:04 PM BST
I used to pay around £5 for a day at golf, open,
late 70s early 80s.

Certainly less than a quid at newcastle for standing
Report nineteen points September 30, 2023 9:45 PM BST
used to pay £3 in leazes when it was getting renovated.left the trent and walked around at 5 to 3.never much queue.coppers used to have a go at lads on strike.knew them by first names.pulled into van,got a good kicking then thrown out.local mp used to get a really good shoeing off the cowardly bastads.all utter cowards who hid behind uniform.strange how they hid away after and never showed their cowardly faces again in local community.bought big houses in other areas with their judas money.still know who hey are though
Report Tiger Tiger October 1, 2023 12:47 PM BST
In 1969 a Fair Cup Final ticket cost 50p.
Report Tiger Tiger October 1, 2023 12:47 PM BST
*Fairs Cup
Report Tiger Tiger October 2, 2023 5:55 PM BST
A few tickets left for tomorrows game priced at £1368.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- October 2, 2023 6:40 PM BST

The light and drone show can't get safety licence
for Wednesday so will take place tonite.
Report nineteen points October 2, 2023 7:49 PM BST
tiger gettin excited
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- October 3, 2023 4:37 PM BST
Admission details for Newcastle's European U19 Youth League tie against PSG on Wednesday have now been confirmed.

The tie is a 3pm kick-off at Gateshead International Stadium and tickets are now on public sale direct from them online here... ( )

Prices are £5 adults and £2 concessions (over 65s and U18s). Advance purchase online only: no admission on the day, no cash turnstiles and NUFC memberships and season tickets are not valid.

The main stand only will be open, seating is unreserved, gates open at 2pm.

For anyone unable to attend, live coverage of the tie will be available on TNT Sports 1.

United were beaten 0-4 at AC Milan in their opening tie, while PSG lost 0-1 at home to Borussia Dortmund. 

The young Magpies will return to Gateshead when they face Borussia Dortmund on Wednesday October 25th (3pm), with the home tie against AC Milan a 2pm start at Whitley Park on Wednesday December 13th.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- October 3, 2023 5:33 PM BST

NUFC in the Champions League @ SJP:

1997/98 Croatia Zagreb won 2-1
1997/98 Barcelona won Happy 3-2
1997/98 PSV lost 0-2
1997/98 Dynamo Kiev won 2-0
2002/03 Zeljeznicar won 4-0
2002/03 Feyenoord lost 0-1
2002/03 Juventus won Cool 1-0
2002/03 Dynamo Kiev won 2-1
2002/03 Inter Milan lost Sad1-4
2002/03 Bayer Leverkusen won 3-1
2002/03 Barcelona lost 0-2
2003/04 Partizan Belgrade lost 0-1 (lost 3-4 pens)

This will be the seventh occasion that a side from the French league has played competitively at SJP:

1977/78 Bastia lost 1-2 Cry (UE)
1996/97 Metz won 2-0 (UE)
1996/97 Monaco lost 0-1 (UE)
2001/02 Troyes drew 4-4 (IC)
2003/04 Marseille drew 0-0 (UE)
2012/13 Bordeaux won 3-0 (EU)

The Magpies are unbeaten in their most recent 14 competitive European home games, since a 1-2 Intertoto Cup loss to Deportivo La Coruna in 2005:

2006/07 Lillestrøm drew 1-1 Luque (IC)
2006/07 FK Ventspils drew 0-0 (UE)
2006/07 Levadia Tallinn won 2-1 Martins 2 (UE)
2006/07 Fenerbahce won 1-0 Sibierski (UE)
2006/07 Celta Vigo won 2-1 Sibierski, S.Taylor (UE)
2006/07 Zulte Waregem won 1-0 Martins (UE)
2006/07 Alkmaar won 4-2 OG, Dyer, Martins 2 (UE)
2012/13 Atromitos won 1-0 Vuckic (EU)
2012/13 Bordeaux won 3-0 Ameobi, OG, Cisse (EU)
2012/13 Brugge won 1-0 Obertan (EU)
2012/13 Maritimo drew 1-1 Marveaux (EU)
2012/13 Metalist Kharkiv drew 0-0 (EU)
2012/13 Anji Makhachkala won 1-0 Cisse (EU)
2012/13 Benfica drew 1-1 Cisse (EU)
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- October 3, 2023 7:09 PM BST
Kylian Mbappe so cold on Tyneside he has asked for some gloves during training…

It's mild for October...
Report Trackman October 3, 2023 7:37 PM BST
gloves ffs kin soft s hite
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