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SirNorbertClarke
12 Oct 21 21:18
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Report SirNorbertClarke October 14, 2021 12:34 PM BST
My team are in in a relegation fight and they need to start winning games.

We'll never be beating City, Liverpool or Chelsea at least not for a few years but we should be rolling over Norwich, Burnley, Southampton, Leeds, Watford, Palace, Wolves, Everton and Spurs at home and we shouldn't be losing to those teams too often away from home.

A win or two against Man United wouldn't look suspicious either Wink

If only there was a way of ensuring my team got the rub of the green we might stay up!
Report SirNorbertClarke October 17, 2021 1:28 PM BST
Smart people should lay any but the top 3 teams visiting St James Park.
Report LoyalHoncho October 17, 2021 2:18 PM BST
You'd employ Gareth Southgate.  Then go 1 up in a major final and tell your boys to sit back.
Report shiny new shoes please October 17, 2021 2:18 PM BST
/\ExcitedLaugh
find VAR\ref.goalkeeper,  in an compromised position .. Similar to Rooney Grin
Report SirNorbertClarke October 17, 2021 2:59 PM BST
How about invite some referees to come and ref some tournament games. Put them up in 6 star hotels and show them the highlife. Begin the relationship.
Report LoyalHoncho October 17, 2021 3:13 PM BST
They did that in the sixties/seventies mate.  It cost Leeds a Cup Winners cup final against AC Milan.  Sad
Report Crisp77 October 17, 2021 10:47 PM BST

Oct 17, 2021 -- 8:59AM, SirNorbertClarke wrote:


How about invite some referees to come and ref some tournament games. Put them up in 6 star hotels and show them the highlife. Begin the relationship.


If you can’t afford a six star hotel then book them in for six nights at a one star hotel

Report Emitdeb October 17, 2021 11:14 PM BST
Laugh... Barry Cryer is still with us..

We need to infiltrate his inner circle, gain their confidence. Only then can the mention of brown envelopes with 20k be mentioned... Philip Don would have been mission impossible btw.. (personal knowledge)
Report SirNorbertClarke October 18, 2021 4:46 PM BST
Realistically what can a ref do to influence the result of a match without being too obvious?

Disallowed a goal for offside and hope it isn't such an obvious mistake VAR doesn't over rule him.

Give a player the benefit of the doubt in a foul/card situation.

Ignore a penalty claim and hope VAR doesn't over rule him.

So small margins. And I think having the Ref on your side only helps if you are in with a shout in the first place.
Report shiny new shoes please October 18, 2021 5:47 PM BST
*Bruce Grobbelaar*
Report DIE LINKE October 18, 2021 6:10 PM BST
Give a penalty for corner kick wrangling, send a player off for the inevitable foul and abusive language.
Report SirNorbertClarke October 23, 2021 2:00 PM BST
Ensuring Newcastle get 3 points today should be relatively easy.
Report SirNorbertClarke October 23, 2021 2:08 PM BST
Zaha doesn't start today.

Wouldn't surprise me if young Wilfred was a Newcastle player come the new tear.
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