staring at my ripped, bronzed torso in the ceiling mirror, draped in silk sheets whilst peering through the French door windows to the pool outside with the moon light pouring in, bouncing off the glistening crystal chandeliers, wondering to myself…..should I drive the Por-shuh tomorrow or the Jag? no, feels more like a Lambo day, all of a sudden 22 men appear, which is not something you want to see in your room at night, they’re playing football, it’s happening again.
over the years I have developed a unique ability to correctly predict football results through a mechanism known as the daydream machine, when football matches are on the horizon and I fall into a daydream, I see the line-ups and fast-forward the match in my mind, I’ve harnessed the skill over the years to whittle down a game from 30 mins right down to 7 mins flat, by the end of 2025 I'm looking at 60 seconds results, it’s printing winning lottery tickets, just the other day I was out in my car and all of a sudden my screen went green, only this time I’d taken a wrong turn and was actually driving on Hackney Marshes
get on the following correct results for Euro 2020
Group A Turkey Italy Swiss Wales Group B Belgium Russia Denmark Finland Group C Holland Macedonia Ukraine Austria Group D Croatia Czechs England Scotland Group E Spain Poland Sweden Slovakia Group F France Germany Portugal Hungary
Its hard to know the 2nd round games with the silly 3rd place bests after that
Can someone tell me what the likely match ups would be from my groupings
In the order I think they'll finish Group A Turkey Italy Swiss Wales Group B Belgium Russia Denmark Finland Group C Holland Macedonia Ukraine Austria Group D Croatia Czechs England Scotland Group E Spain Poland Sweden Slovakia Group F France Germany