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Household items that are used in football commentaries.
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Examples.
1= one more goal will put this game to BED.
2=I expect them to throw the kitchen sink at them in the second half.
3=They find themselves at the wrong end of the table.
4 and its curtains for them after that error.
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brassneck
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February 22, 2021 9:20 PM GMT
he went up for the corner and left THE BACK DOOR open
he went up for the corner and left THE BACK DOOR open
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brassneck
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February 22, 2021 9:23 PM GMT
the hair dryer will be out at half time
the hair dryer will be out at half time
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Giuseppe
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February 22, 2021 9:23 PM GMT
doors is a term with multiple possible uses
another example would be "it's early doors"
doors is a term with multiple possible usesanother example would be "it's early doors"
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Giuseppe
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February 22, 2021 9:25 PM GMT
onion bag
onion bag
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Trackman
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February 22, 2021 9:31 PM GMT
Kitchen sink.
Kitchen sink.
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Trackman
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February 22, 2021 9:32 PM GMT
oh !
oh !
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Giuseppe
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February 22, 2021 9:32 PM GMT
already been mentioned, please keep up
already been mentioned, please keep up
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Trackman
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February 22, 2021 9:35 PM GMT
indeed !
indeed !
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Giuseppe
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February 22, 2021 9:36 PM GMT
you could have said sieve as in "this defence leaks like a sieve"
you could have said sieve as in "this defence leaks like a sieve"
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Trackman
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February 22, 2021 9:38 PM GMT
And he scores with a CUSHION header
And he scores with a CUSHION header
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Trackman
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February 22, 2021 9:41 PM GMT
Sofa so good
Sofa so good
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ffaith
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February 22, 2021 9:42 PM GMT
Sofa as in hiding behind the sofa
Sofa as in hiding behind the sofa
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Giuseppe
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February 22, 2021 9:43 PM GMT
brassneck, is there a cash prize for the person who gets the most?
brassneck, is there a cash prize for the person who gets the most?
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brassneck
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February 22, 2021 9:48 PM GMT
the winner gets a ten pence free spin on the new buckaroo game.
the winner gets a ten pence free spin on the new buckaroo game.
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brassneck
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February 22, 2021 9:50 PM GMT
knife and butter come to mind.
knife and butter come to mind.
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BIGGLES27
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February 22, 2021 9:59 PM GMT
Another trophy for the mantelpiece
Another trophy for the mantelpiece
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Trackman
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February 22, 2021 10:02 PM GMT
The back four have been
mustard
tonight !
The back four have been mustard tonight !
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BIGGLES27
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February 22, 2021 10:04 PM GMT
Hoovering everything up
Hoovering everything up
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bettinghelp
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February 22, 2021 10:13 PM GMT
he's on the floor
he's on the floor
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mecca
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February 22, 2021 10:24 PM GMT
...."and the FANS are going wild"
...."and the FANS are going wild"
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mecca
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February 22, 2021 10:26 PM GMT
..."this is being checked by the VIDEO assistant referee"
..."this is being checked by the VIDEO assistant referee"
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penzance
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February 22, 2021 11:11 PM GMT
games poised on a kife edge
games poised on a kife edge
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Giuseppe
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February 22, 2021 11:14 PM GMT
...."and the FANS are going wild"
i think we have a winner
...."and the FANS are going wild" i think we have a winner
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akabula
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February 23, 2021 12:12 AM GMT
Plug that gap at the back.
Plug that gap at the back.
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akabula
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February 23, 2021 12:13 AM GMT
Out of the top drawer.
Out of the top drawer.
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ffaith
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February 23, 2021 1:37 AM GMT
Clean sheet
Clean sheet
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Storm Alert
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February 23, 2021 7:57 AM GMT
Handbags at dawn.
Handbags at dawn.
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Callisto-moon
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February 23, 2021 9:21 AM GMT
dildo.
example Klopp is a massive dildo.
you can replace kopp with anyone from the Liverpool squad and say they are a dildo.
dildo.example Klopp is a massive dildo.you can replace kopp with anyone from the Liverpool squad and say they are a dildo.
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Storm Alert
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February 23, 2021 10:23 AM GMT
Hat-trick
Hat-trick
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G Hall
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February 23, 2021 10:51 AM GMT
He's on FIRE tonight
He's on FIRE tonight
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penzance
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February 23, 2021 11:34 AM GMT
the whistle blows and they've won
the cup.
the whistle blows and they've wonthe cup.
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mecca
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February 23, 2021 12:14 PM GMT
They look like a good SIDE,BOARD members will be happy
They look like a good SIDE,BOARD members will be happy
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JRAS
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February 23, 2021 1:40 PM GMT
Scissors kick. eg Paulo Di Canio
Scissors kick. eg Paulo Di Canio
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brassneck
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February 23, 2021 2:02 PM GMT
and he put it on the PLATE for the striker to TAP it home.
and he put it on the PLATE for the striker to TAP it home.
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penzance
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February 23, 2021 2:54 PM GMT
he was miles onside,bad decision by
the lino,there.
he was miles onside,bad decision bythe lino,there.
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BIGGLES27
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February 23, 2021 7:49 PM GMT
The clocks ticking on the transfer window
The clocks ticking on the transfer window
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bettinghelp
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February 23, 2021 9:26 PM GMT
What the top flight really needs is another Bannister.
What the top flight really needs is another Bannister.
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duffy
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February 24, 2021 3:43 AM GMT
Greatest national side to never win the World Cup
Brazil 82, managed by
Tele
Santana
Greatest national side to never win the World CupBrazil 82, managed by Tele Santana
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mecca
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February 24, 2021 4:50 PM GMT
That guy had vision
That guy had vision
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penzance
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February 24, 2021 6:00 PM GMT
his centre halfs won most
of their aeriel battles.
his centre halfs won mostof their aeriel battles.
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duffy
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February 24, 2021 6:05 PM GMT
You mean most of their EDER's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx9KMhX4lzo
You mean most of their EDER'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx9KMhX4lzo
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sizezero
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February 24, 2021 8:12 PM GMT
Fulltime and they have won the cup!
Fulltime and they have won the cup!
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thelatarps
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February 24, 2021 9:21 PM GMT
That Tottenham defence is about as much use as flucking chocolate teapot..
Okay, thats a bit of a stretch, that one.
That Tottenham defence is about as much use as flucking chocolate teapot..Okay, thats a bit of a stretch, that one.
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penzance
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February 24, 2021 10:01 PM GMT
'20 goals this season for their record signing'
'yeh, people thought £30M was a lot to fork out at the time'
'20 goals this season for their record signing''yeh, people thought £30M was a lot to fork out at the time'
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loui
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February 24, 2021 10:09 PM GMT
Arsenal are deploying the Christmas tree formation tonight, and they're already 2-0 down
Arsenal are deploying the Christmas tree formation tonight, and they're already 2-0 down
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