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donny osmond
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charlie stubbs 17 Jul 17:22 now we've missed out aimar, and with harper saying in the press we're at short on numbers since 4 players have left and we were ...
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Report nineteen points September 5, 2021 10:02 PM BST
FFS i have focked worse than a duck! in fact some smart young lassies around my way all look incredibily satisfied Mischief
Report Trackman September 6, 2021 2:16 PM BST
Indians running riot after lunch.
Report geordie1956 September 6, 2021 4:57 PM BST
awful batting ... 19 & his rhubarb stick could do better
Report Trackman September 6, 2021 5:23 PM BST
I know the balance of the side since Stokes has changed but what does M.Ali bring to the test team ? I just don't get it. He was going around the park at around 5 an over yesterday and his batting, well hes had ago at most positions and it isn't up to scratch. They say hes good for morale ffs.
Report geordie1956 September 6, 2021 5:36 PM BST
he has had plenty of opportunities ... time to move on even if he is a nice chap
another opener required instead of burns & bairstow needs replacing ... buttler likely will not travel to oz but to me he shouldn't be selected anyway  - he isn't the best wicket keeper & too few runs scored
assuming the ashes series goes ahead then it will be a long hard winter
Report nineteen points September 6, 2021 7:03 PM BST
we have one half decent opener,a half decent no3 a world class no.4.after that take your pick,pope average at best,bairstow not up to it,ali,....,woakes,good player,bowlers ok.

selectors hurpless
Report Trackman September 7, 2021 11:52 AM BST
Canny day innit Cool
Report Trackman September 7, 2021 11:54 AM BST
Facta30 and a fresh hankie on me heed.
Report nineteen points September 7, 2021 5:11 PM BST
A big tubful no doubt
Report nineteen points September 8, 2021 8:20 AM BST
scaddin again the day.
Report Trackman September 8, 2021 7:14 PM BST
Rice Maguire, Stones.

Playing up the Rice winnings from last weeks daisycutter Blush
Report nineteen points September 8, 2021 7:38 PM BST
shameful
Report Trackman September 8, 2021 7:46 PM BST
Inger land Inger land Inger land...
Report geordie1956 September 8, 2021 8:42 PM BST
ordinary 1st half
Report Trackman September 8, 2021 8:45 PM BST
A bit crab like in the centre mid, sideways and backwards. Plenty time though.
Report geordie1956 September 8, 2021 9:18 PM BST
great hit from kane
Report nineteen points September 9, 2021 11:00 AM BST
i see our fit and proper owner is selling tickets to leeds fans in the home end next friday night.full house,everybody on the drink all day,what could go wrong? Crazy
Report nineteen points September 10, 2021 9:32 AM BST
Morning top lads

Chairmanoftheboard for me today.been banging on the door never getting a run,putting it in with dubai legacy and rythmic intent
Report Radarat September 10, 2021 10:24 AM BST
Billy Hill going 2/1 (max £10) Ronaldo to score tomorrow.
Report nineteen points September 10, 2021 10:45 AM BST
A hat trick?
Report Trackman September 10, 2021 10:58 AM BST
billy hill Laugh
Report Trackman September 10, 2021 10:58 AM BST
wilson injured.....who knew ?
Report geordie1956 September 10, 2021 11:42 AM BST
knee wilson; knee creekit & knee hope Sad
Report nineteen points September 10, 2021 3:18 PM BST
4/1 for manure to win by 4 or more 13/10 +2.fill dem boots boys.
Report geordie1956 September 10, 2021 5:18 PM BST
over 4.5 goals @ 3.7 looks good to me
Report Trackman September 10, 2021 5:27 PM BST
Under Bruce, Newcastle have lost 7 of their 9 fixtures against sides operating in the top-six, with 6 of those 7 defeats by at least 2 clear goals
Report Trackman September 10, 2021 5:28 PM BST
stole that from genting.
Report nineteen points September 10, 2021 9:06 PM BST
thief
Report nineteen points September 10, 2021 9:06 PM BST
thief
Report smirnoff2therescue September 10, 2021 10:37 PM BST
geordies 10.42 post med me laf - reminded me of Auf Wiedersehn i think first episode of 2nd series when Oz has just returned from Falklands and is subjected to a strip search at customs in airport - oz being oz gans into one but nee ones listening and then they tell him to "spread " to which oz comes out wiv immortal line.......


What ya think ya gana find up there ..... a new striker for Newcastle United LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh

used to be a stand alone clip for it on youtube but fekk can i find it
Report LOU MACARIS TARTAN B September 10, 2021 10:39 PM BST
Do you mean "Goes into one" Old Boy?
Report smirnoff2therescue September 10, 2021 10:43 PM BST
nar i mean he gans into one plastic manc
Report LOU MACARIS TARTAN B September 10, 2021 10:44 PM BST
Sorry Dear Boy what does 'Nar' mean?  And 'Gans'.

Can you lot actually speak The Queen's English up there?
Report smirnoff2therescue September 10, 2021 10:46 PM BST
gan and look it up in the Geordie dictionary old boy plastic
Report LOU MACARIS TARTAN B September 10, 2021 10:50 PM BST
I hear you're actually a Plastic Geordie, probably from South Shields posing as one.  Am I correct Sir?

Gan let us know?
Report smirnoff2therescue September 10, 2021 10:54 PM BST
toon born n bred Jesmond although i did move out to the gaf that is Gosforth for a few years as a kid - is that alright for ya


ps gaf is a place plastic LaughLaughLaugh

i see ya hav tried this tactic on ya own "teams" thread as well so gud luck wiv this project CoolCoolCool
Report LOU MACARIS TARTAN B September 10, 2021 10:55 PM BST
No answer!

Yes he's from South Shields lads!!  A real true to life Plastic Geordie.

PMSL  LaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report LOU MACARIS TARTAN B September 10, 2021 10:56 PM BST
"Next Patient" .................... Wheel them in!
Report smirnoff2therescue September 10, 2021 11:07 PM BST
are ya blind ydc LaughLaughLaugh
Report LOU MACARIS TARTAN B September 10, 2021 11:11 PM BST
Look you're from South Shields so I'm told, you could be a Monkey Hanger for all I care but do learn to speak properly old chap.

Look some of your words up in a proper English Dictionary and they won't be there.  That says it all.

Now 'Getyaselawaymun'
Report smirnoff2therescue September 10, 2021 11:12 PM BST
*manLaughLaughLaugh

little lou has gone all wonky donkey LaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report LOU MACARIS TARTAN B September 10, 2021 11:14 PM BST
Hawaymun
Report smirnoff2therescue September 10, 2021 11:28 PM BST
the famous BigMart once telt me i wasnt a Geordie cos i didnt live there cue a Sting or Oz response LaughLaughLaugh

I must away - im Alain Charnier  - no im not lol- but i hav a new obsessive plastic to play wiv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv0efmUKP9s

ooooosss for the moos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDIYOiQUi2s
Report Trackman September 11, 2021 9:17 AM BST
Errrrm, morning Plain
Report smirnoff2therescue September 11, 2021 10:56 AM BST
LaughLaughLaugh
Report geordie1956 September 11, 2021 1:22 PM BST
footie bet on ower 4.5 goals but i dowt we'll get many of them
good hoss racing today ... justanotherbottle 1.45 donny ... essaka 3.20 bath
Report Trackman September 11, 2021 2:00 PM BST
Only playing the one keeper

Woodman, Manquillo, Hayden, Lascelles, Clark, Ritchie, Longstaff, Willock, Almiron, Saint-Maximin, Joelinton
Report Trackman September 11, 2021 2:02 PM BST
Some surbs inarl

Darlow, Schar, Fernandez, Krafth, Lewis, Hendrick, Murphy, White, Gayle
Report Trackman September 11, 2021 3:52 PM BST
Deflection but Woodman has to do better there imo.
Report Trackman September 11, 2021 4:23 PM BST
that one was worse Cry
Report Trackman September 11, 2021 4:24 PM BST
str8 through his legs Cry
Report Trackman September 11, 2021 4:41 PM BST
Too be fair he couldnt do much about the third one Laugh
Report LOU MACARIS TARTAN B September 11, 2021 5:10 PM BST
Thought your mob didn't do bad today.  Don't look a relegation team to me.  Get your CF back too.  Yes a good effort I thought.
Report geordie1956 September 11, 2021 5:47 PM BST
just seen the goals ... poor keeping for the first 2 goals i'm afraid & defending was poor for the last one
at least my over 4.5 goals came up right at the end so i got a decent profit
Report Trackman September 11, 2021 6:49 PM BST
Wallsend whoppa tornin urn the ronny gill Laugh
Report Bish Bosher September 11, 2021 7:06 PM BST
geordie195611 Sep 21 12:22Joined: 28 Dec 11 | Topic/replies: 8,989 | Blogger: geordie1956's blog
footie bet on ower 4.5 goals but i dowt we'll get many of them

Geordie knows

An expected defeat. I think Woodman will be a good keeper in a few years time but today showed why he isn't ready at this moment in time
Report Trackman September 11, 2021 8:56 PM BST
Mick Lowes reckons young woodman could be one of the best. I'd rather these errors were made in these matches rather than games we need to win i.e our half of the chebble.
Have you seen the Bruce interview with the written press ? God he does himself no favours.
Report geordie1956 September 11, 2021 9:10 PM BST
some hard fixtures coming up ... we need a win from somewhere
Report GLASGOWCALLING September 11, 2021 11:14 PM BST
Shearer doing well to restrain himself there, sounded thoroughly  pished off with the way the club is being run and he is not worried who knows it. Fair play to him.
Report geordie1956 September 12, 2021 3:10 PM BST
ronny gill ... had to look it up tracka Laugh
Report Trackman September 12, 2021 3:23 PM BST
Aye the pressure is mounting on the fat fella, his media skills are up there with his training methods Mischief
Report Bish Bosher September 12, 2021 7:44 PM BST
Daft thing is; the Chronicle have defended him when the supporters have been shouting for him to resign; maybe the supporters knew all along
Report nineteen points September 12, 2021 11:01 PM BST
Move along,nothing happening here.

How sober am i? shocking this mind.Shocked
Report nineteen points September 14, 2021 1:27 PM BST
Centa haff backers in clover Laugh
Report morpteh mackem September 14, 2021 1:55 PM BST

Sep 14, 2021 -- 7:27AM, nineteen points wrote:


Centa haff backers in clover


same as it ever was....

Report Trackman September 14, 2021 3:29 PM BST
Flu jab  booked for next week and a rooster booster to follow Cool
Report morpteh mackem September 14, 2021 4:10 PM BST

Sep 14, 2021 -- 9:29AM, Trackman wrote:


Flu jab

Report geordie1956 September 14, 2021 6:11 PM BST
older fellas get the flu jab furst Grin
Report morpteh mackem September 14, 2021 6:21 PM BST

Sep 14, 2021 -- 12:11PM, geordie1956 wrote:


older fellas get the flu jab furst


got to look after the elderly

Report Trackman September 14, 2021 7:15 PM BST
that'll be pointa first then.
Report nineteen points September 14, 2021 9:11 PM BST
Clean living chap like myself doesnt get progged with nothing till he hits mid 30s
Report Trackman September 14, 2021 9:35 PM BST
Its not about ya temperature ydc.
Report Trackman September 14, 2021 10:32 PM BST
Mr Hope

NUFC investigate after several U23 players involved in bar-room brawl with friends of academy chief Steve Harper’s son. Understand he was not an aggressor & ended up tending to some of those hurt. Club taking disciplinary action against players.

Ashley is paying hese whipper snappers too much if they can afford to drink in the big city.
Report Trackman September 14, 2021 10:37 PM BST
Tiger
Exclusives are always reported here first.
Report nineteen points September 15, 2021 7:45 AM BST
At least some of the younguns showing a bit fight.
Report Trackman September 15, 2021 9:21 AM BST
Canny day innit. Got second lurd in the wesha already.
Report geordie1956 September 15, 2021 9:53 AM BST
sounds like bed wetting owernite meant a second wursh
Report morpteh mackem September 15, 2021 10:01 AM BST
aye, be on a boil wash
Report Trackman September 15, 2021 10:53 AM BST
I expect such a response from certain posters on here.
Report nineteen points September 15, 2021 11:35 AM BST
Weshin line made from auld crane rurp for his claysLaugh
Report Trackman September 15, 2021 1:36 PM BST
Freeman, Hardy and Willis 3 furkin jokers.
Report morpteh mackem September 15, 2021 7:46 PM BST
trackas, ac milan cbs  seem big price. nee van dijk for pool
Report Trackman September 15, 2021 9:56 PM BST
Ironing me sheets m2
Report nineteen points September 15, 2021 10:09 PM BST
waste of time.been soakin in the mornin again.
Report Trackman September 15, 2021 11:00 PM BST
These sheets have the number 20 in the corner,20 or so have 50 in the corner.

Who knew ?
Report nineteen points September 16, 2021 8:48 AM BST
Dry night?
Report geordie1956 September 16, 2021 3:58 PM BST
good drying day
Report nineteen points September 17, 2021 12:27 PM BST
Been to m2's gaff this morning to get my markies bait.No sweet chilli chicken,discontinued!!! foaming,good job i never bumped into any mackem boffins.will have to have an early start in my clerb Angry
Report Trackman September 17, 2021 1:05 PM BST
sweet chilli chicken ffs ya from Ashington man ! Get a fkin grip of ya sell
Report geordie1956 September 17, 2021 3:46 PM BST
sweet chilli chicken ... is that the opposite of not so sweet chilli chicken ... i've had plenty of that in me time!
Report geordie1956 September 17, 2021 5:30 PM BST
toon 3.15 to win but not for me i'm afraid
my bet o3.5 goals @ 2.8
Report Bish Bosher September 17, 2021 5:33 PM BST
Gonna watch the match in a pub in Toon; anyone any suggestions where it's not too busy ?
Report Trackman September 17, 2021 7:09 PM BST
Darlow, Manquillo, Hayden, Lascelles, Clark, Ritchie, Longstaff, Willock, Almiron, Saint-Maximin, Joelinton

Subs: Gillespie, Schar, Fernandez, Krafth, Lewis, Hendrick, Fraser, Murphy, Gayle
Report nineteen points September 17, 2021 11:04 PM BST
I was going to post tomorrow about how sad i am about my team.To be fair i know i dont need to.Lets just say, remember who we are,remember the days what made you so proud to be black and white,remember the away days when we got beat off the shrewsburys,wrexhams any many more.We still went in the vans and car boots,some not even knowing who we were playing.I was in a van on way to blackburn and we stopped at skipton for a drink and a lad asked where are we going? we said blackburn for the match! he said,aye but who are they playing!had lads wake up in brighton,brugge,barcelona,wherever, all over the world,been chased out of more pubs,towns,cities whatever over the years,but never ever been so sad about my club now.its time to take our club back.its time to go back and make noises,we are going down in a whimper.

WE have no fight!!!
We need to fight
Report Bish Bosher September 17, 2021 11:20 PM BST
How did every one joy the Mike Dean show ? thought they were going to get a good thrashing after a slow start; can't see Maxi stopping too long; he is way above toon standard
Report Trackman September 18, 2021 10:26 AM BST
My player ratings of Pointas team

Darlow 7
Manquillo 6
Hayden 6
Lascelles 4
Clark 4
Ritchie 6
Longstaff 4
Willock 7
Almiron 7
Saint-Maximin 8
Joelinton 3
Fraser 4
Murphy 4
Report Trackman September 18, 2021 10:27 AM BST
Missed Kraft (4) off
Report geordie1956 September 18, 2021 12:12 PM BST
st max gone in the next xfer winda ... wouldn't be surprised
Report geordie1956 September 19, 2021 10:51 AM BST
brian hughes on a couple at plumpton today ... may be worth small bets
Report nineteen points September 19, 2021 12:07 PM BST
well spotted geordie
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