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10 Apr 17
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You are watching golf four days in a row.... The final putt, the crescendo, the climax... The finish, the moment you've been waiting for all weekend......
Suddenly skybox takes a decision to switch to "Billions" because my gf had it on planner
Would you dump your girlfriend over this???
To complicate matters I'm a submissive
My girl is a dacryphilliac.
Its more Silence of the lambs than 50 shades of gray
I rub the lotion on her skin or else I'm anally raped again
I don't ever cross her bad side (she has a collection of knives she has named, no joke)
I don't ever dare to even leave the toilet seat up or my back (her canvass) gets sliced too ribbons
But this is genuinely too much.... I can't effin believe it.
About 40 hours of the greatest golf tournament fickin ruined
Suddenly skybox takes a decision to switch to "Billions" because my gf had it on planner
Would you dump your girlfriend over this???
To complicate matters I'm a submissive
My girl is a dacryphilliac.
Its more Silence of the lambs than 50 shades of gray
I rub the lotion on her skin or else I'm anally raped again
I don't ever cross her bad side (she has a collection of knives she has named, no joke)
I don't ever dare to even leave the toilet seat up or my back (her canvass) gets sliced too ribbons
But this is genuinely too much.... I can't effin believe it.
About 40 hours of the greatest golf tournament fickin ruined
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I don't see the problem. She likes to make you cry, you're crying.
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Dacryphiliac.
 Sound like you're made for each other .Don't dare dump her.  |
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Could have been much worse to be frank with you. If the planner suddenly switched over to Ted 2 you'd have to let her go.
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It was a disaster. No respinse to my texts last night then I get home from work for my break at 11:30 this morning and the sky box has vanished. I didn't even give her a key WTF?
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