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TheChaser
17 Jun 13 19:30
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That would be willing to do a few hours work **(PAID)** and snacks

Thing is just got the call for a new job but the Cars in the garage.If i dont get this sorted tonight the job may be off and cant really afford to lose it.Guy on phone was really urgent for me to get there tonight i think he said £25 for 200 catalogues which is a darn good deal.

So basically all you have yo do is come pick me up then drive me round a few streets whilst i jump in and out and fire them in letter boxes or help if you like for more ££
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Report DAFFODIL1 June 17, 2013 8:54 PM BST
TheChaser 17 Jun 13 20:30 Joined: 23 May 12 | Topic/replies: 4,380 | Blogger: TheChaser's blog
That would be willing to do a few hours work **(PAID)** and snacks

Thing is just got the call for a new job but the Cars in the garage.If i dont get this sorted tonight the job may be off and cant really afford to lose it.Guy on phone was really urgent for me to get there tonight i think he said £25 for 200 catalogues which is a darn good deal.

So basically all you have yo do is come pick me up then drive me round a few streets whilst i jump in and out and fire them in letter boxes or help if you like for more ££

If there Ann Summers i'll give you a hand Wink
Report The Dragon June 17, 2013 8:58 PM BST
where you live
Report salmon spray June 17, 2013 9:00 PM BST
£25 between 2 of us for a few hours work less petrol.
You're having a larff.
Report TheChaser June 17, 2013 9:00 PM BST
Its kleeneze 21% (Ann summers not got back YET ) for me so im sure ill make a whad on that and be able to divvu out 5% to the driver.Central Scotland
Report TheChaser June 17, 2013 9:01 PM BST
No mate i hand them out then we go collect all orders next week 21% of takings.We could go for 500 and make more
Report TheChaser June 17, 2013 9:02 PM BST
400 sorry if your willing to chip in ill put them on my account
Report TheChaser June 17, 2013 9:02 PM BST
Then maybe % can be discussed
Report aaronh June 18, 2013 12:25 AM BST
LaughLaugh
Report hearts1874 June 18, 2013 12:29 AM BST
walofs kleeneze is, get that **** to deliver at our work. pishy commission work.
Report TheChaser June 18, 2013 1:01 AM BST
Yes i get 21% of ALL sales so it could generate nice funds for Wimbledon as i am having a mega bet one someone.The guy said he will email me code and  can give to friends to buy from the catalogue and i still get 21% hehe good eh.

Arron do you have wheels and are you close as we maybe run this tomorrow no wheels got arranged and ending up soaked into the Nigeria game.

Im sure there will be a McDonalds or KFC on route also
Report TheChaser June 18, 2013 1:06 AM BST
hearts1874 • June 18, 2013 12:29 AM 
walofs kleeneze is, get that **** to deliver at our work. pishy commission work.


Thing is also i dont intent to a muggy runner i intend to hit the hot spots and a few old family members know them ill tell you that.They are heading into retirement and there is even old tales they do some football clubs/players for cleaning stock etc (but i wont know until i get my foot in the door).Dont think Hearts would afford much though eh mateLaugh
Report Johnny_Mustang June 18, 2013 8:01 AM BST
Delivering catalogues? £25 for a couple of hour's work? "I intend to hit the hot spots"

Jaysus, you couldn't make this up.
Report Winner_Winner_Chicken_Diner June 18, 2013 11:29 AM BST
£25 minus driving around roads, taking wrong turns and then getting lost = £0. ffs mug
Report Johnny_Mustang June 18, 2013 11:48 AM BST
This is up there with the "Anyone want to go halves on a Setanta subscription?" thread.
Report shudacuda June 18, 2013 12:30 PM BST
I thought TheChaser was a big winner on here as well.
Report viva el presidente! June 18, 2013 1:17 PM BST
either this is a wind up (1.5) or we're in odwyer/hornets territory (2.9)
Report TheChaser June 18, 2013 1:17 PM BST
Are you all thick im not getting £25

I get 21% sales from any sakes i make,But hey if no one is after extra cash thats fine.Shuda i do well on here but im thinking smart here, i can bet 24/7 , so when nothing onto trade i will nip out and make some extra coinage.
Report TheChaser June 18, 2013 1:18 PM BST
cant bet 24/7
Report viva el presidente! June 18, 2013 1:19 PM BST
revised odds

Laugh 1.7
Cry 2.46
Report TheChaser June 18, 2013 1:19 PM BST
Winner_Winner_Chicken_Diner • June 18, 2013 11:29 AM BST
£25 minus driving around roads, taking wrong turns and then getting lost = £0. ffs mug


If driver has n sat nav we can nip to the garage on route and ill get mine
Report viva el presidente! June 18, 2013 1:21 PM BST
Laugh 1.8
Cry 2.28
Report Snosurf June 18, 2013 1:27 PM BST
I'd do it if I had a car... Almost be worth hiring a car for half a day wouldn't it?
Report viva el presidente! June 18, 2013 1:28 PM BST
cleaning up after mr winner's code browns is where the real money is to be made.
Report hearts1874 June 18, 2013 1:30 PM BST
Thing is also i dont intent to a muggy runner i intend to hit the hot spots and a few old family members know them ill tell you that.They are heading into retirement and there is even old tales they do some football clubs/players for cleaning stock etc (but i wont know until i get my foot in the door).Dont think Hearts would afford much though eh mateLaugh

I should say I don't do the commission work for kleeneze , I work for a delivery company that gives mugs like you the catalogues and cleaning products to sell .
Report TheChaser June 18, 2013 1:31 PM BST
Snosurf • June 18, 2013 1:27 PM BST
I'd do it if I had a car... Almost be worth hiring a car for half a day wouldn't it?


Maybe for the re-run as would have man items but here i only have 200 catalogues.On re-run ill have heavy things i would imagine.Pots,Pans,Magets etc all weigh
Report TheChaser June 18, 2013 1:32 PM BST
hearts1874 i used to  work E.S.S you know them i made good money catering but i switch clean 3 year ago and now this way i get own business 21%
Report Johnny_Mustang June 18, 2013 1:44 PM BST
Pots, pans and magnets?? Are you a gipsy?
Report shudacuda June 18, 2013 1:46 PM BST
horse and cart do?
Report Johnny_Mustang June 18, 2013 1:47 PM BST
They'll hear him rattling down the road, won't open their doors and he'll be left with 21% of f**k all.
Report Winner_Winner_Chicken_Diner June 18, 2013 1:51 PM BST
How many weeks will it take you to sell 200 catalogues then?
Report Johnny_Mustang June 18, 2013 5:09 PM BST
TTT
Report aaronh June 18, 2013 5:23 PM BST
LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report mr crisp June 18, 2013 5:33 PM BST
use the catalouges to jack some posh sports car off the ground pinch the wheels sell them job done

no catologues to deliver or pick back up but dont forget to remove your name address and pnone number.
Report gawdalmighty June 18, 2013 7:15 PM BST
Nice 'fishing' TheChaser... Laugh
Report 11kv June 18, 2013 7:45 PM BST
Bike with a rack,keep fit as well......
Report TheChaser June 18, 2013 11:57 PM BST
Winner_Winner_Chicken_Diner • June 18, 2013 1:51 PM BST
How many weeks will it take you to sell 200 catalogues then?


I dont sell catalogues and jobs safe until Friday the boss says
Report CJ70 June 19, 2013 12:01 AM BST
If you are that desperate for cash I'll pay you minimum wage to clear up my garden Laugh
Report TheChaser June 19, 2013 12:02 AM BST
I`ll make more than minimum wage when i get started as i say HOT SPOTS do occur.At least im out there grafting
Report TheChaser June 19, 2013 12:05 AM BST
21% of ALL TAKINGS and i mean ALL.So what makes everyone think that this is zero
Report Footiefan111 June 19, 2013 12:06 AM BST
weird thread
Report TheChaser June 19, 2013 12:12 AM BST
whats weird about work

back italy tomorrow free moneys
Report Johnny_Mustang June 19, 2013 5:20 PM BST
TheChaser returning home after a successful day delivering his catalogues

Report Bergkamp93 June 19, 2013 5:28 PM BST
Laugh
Report Johnny_Mustang June 19, 2013 5:37 PM BST
Two days later, TheChaser returns to deliver his sales to lucky customers

Report Bergkamp93 June 19, 2013 5:39 PM BST
Stop it Laugh
Report stonecold- June 19, 2013 5:41 PM BST
LaughLaugh
Report Johnny_Mustang June 19, 2013 5:43 PM BST
It's all about the money. 21% I say to you

Report POT.NOODLE.HEAD June 19, 2013 5:44 PM BST
LaughLaughLaugh
Report Darlo Bantam June 19, 2013 6:27 PM BST
Love the fact that someone needs a car, so thinks, I know, let's try the Betfair forum.
Report Johnny_Mustang June 19, 2013 6:38 PM BST
He was offering snacks though Darlo.
Report Winner_Winner_Chicken_Diner June 19, 2013 7:19 PM BST
Hornets wheels available, with this blurting out selling your catalogues

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKAqmqVQ700

Report RioGrande June 19, 2013 7:23 PM BST
£25 minus driving around roads, taking wrong turns and then getting lost = £0. ffs mug
Report RioGrande June 19, 2013 7:23 PM BST
lol made me laugh
Report MrBaboon June 19, 2013 9:48 PM BST
What snacks are on offer, any bananas?
Report AyersRock June 19, 2013 9:56 PM BST
It would help chaser if you said WHERE you are,
Report AyersRock June 19, 2013 9:59 PM BST
oh this is two days old

And reading the comments I can see this being bumped in two yearsLaugh
Report viva el presidente! June 19, 2013 11:10 PM BST
bump
Report shudacuda June 19, 2013 11:24 PM BST
I can see TheChaser as the next Lord Sugar.
Report vidou June 19, 2013 11:45 PM BST
Chaser next revelz and that is high praise
Report vidou June 19, 2013 11:48 PM BST
http://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/23852502/would-anyone-in-huyton?origpost_id=532361093&pg=1

just in case someone out there has never read revelz classic thread
Report shudacuda June 19, 2013 11:57 PM BST
TheChaser and revelz could be the same person.


Share sentanta  LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report AyersRock June 20, 2013 12:27 AM BST
The Dragon • June 17, 2013 8:58 PM BST
where you live
Report• Quote • Block User salmon spray • June 17, 2013 9:00 PM BST
£25 between 2 of us for a few hours work less petrol.
You're having a larff.
Report• Quote • Block User TheChaser • June 17, 2013 9:00 PM BST
Its kleeneze 21% (Ann summers not got back YET ) for me so im sure ill make a whad on that and be able to divvu out 5% to the driver.Central Scotland



Laugh central scotland, I'm in london and live nearer to Switzerland, but surely a fishing thread
Report casemoney June 20, 2013 12:58 AM BST
u need an underwear catalogue after ur italy bet, u must have done 7 pair of pants Laugh
Report AyersRock June 20, 2013 11:13 PM BST
Laugh
Report AyersRock June 27, 2013 3:50 AM BST
Laugh
Report [x] These checkboxes suck June 27, 2013 12:44 PM BST
absolute classic
Report Johnny_Mustang June 27, 2013 1:01 PM BST
"Im sure there will be a McDonalds or KFC on route also"
Report vidou June 27, 2013 10:56 PM BST
Where has The Chaser gone - would really love to know the follow-up to his appeal, did he get a driver, what did he pay and what were his orders and subsequent rate of commission?

If you're out there The Chaser give us an update.

At the moment this thread and the 'Anyone in Huyton' are both on page 1 of the football threads - this IS the Halleys Comet of page 1, make the most of it, probably be 20,000 years before it happens again.

'I am SINGLE. I hadn't thought of food. Perhaps we could just eat our own food to avoid monetary complications and potential tensions?'

"Im sure there will be a McDonalds or KFC on route also"


Comic genius ...
Report nicky27 June 27, 2013 11:03 PM BST
this is a great thread GrinGrinLaughLaugh
Report AyersRock June 27, 2013 11:50 PM BST
central scotlandLaugh
Report vidou June 28, 2013 12:06 AM BST
Laugh yea that really narrowed it down for potential drivers
Report TheChaser August 20, 2014 5:48 PM BST
vidou
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Laugh yea that really narrowed it down for potential drivers


This job got a but messy
Report GLASGOWCALLING August 20, 2014 10:38 PM BST
  "Im sure there will be a McDonalds or KFC on route also"

  .
....LaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughGrinGrinGrinGrin

  thanks for the laughs chaser, good luck with the job.
Report Bergkamp93 August 20, 2014 10:53 PM BST
funny fecker chaser LaughLaugh
Report TheChaser August 20, 2014 11:15 PM BST
i just remembered about this work load after applying for the voting count one today , didnt realise it was over a year old

johnnys pictures of the horse and cart made me laugh Laugh
Report akabula August 20, 2014 11:16 PM BST
Johnny_Mustang


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  18 Jun 13 11:48 
Joined:   18 Feb 07      | Topic/replies: 4,167  | Blogger: Johnny_Mustang's blog   



This is up there with the "Anyone want to go halves on a Setanta subscription?" thread

Post of the thread on the thread of the decade. Laugh
Struggling to control my laughter.
Brilliant fishing Chaser.
Report Silver Medal Winnder August 21, 2014 2:04 AM BST
I could maybe help you out tomorrow night...just need to finish tarmacking a couple of drives in the morning and then punt some loosely wrapped beef fillet to a couple of locals in the pub. If we have time after, how would you feel about going to sell some windows to my nan?
Report Johnny_Mustang April 28, 2016 2:33 PM BST
ttt
Report tim6 April 28, 2016 2:41 PM BST
any dogging involved
Report DirkDiggler April 28, 2016 4:33 PM BST
Top stuff chaser was pissing myself here.


The horse and cart pic sent me over the edge.


Laugh
Report Johnny_Mustang April 28, 2016 4:52 PM BST
"Man things" and "pots, pans and magnets"

Legendary stuff.
Report Johnny_Mustang December 4, 2016 7:36 PM GMT
Quite a turnaround. Delivering catalogues last year and now a 5k punter. Congratulations.
Report mega88 December 4, 2016 7:51 PM GMT
Remember reading this Excited knew this lad would go far
Chase has come on leaps and bounds and is now a heavyweight of the betting world
Report akabula December 4, 2016 8:33 PM GMT
Just goes to show how much money is in catalogues.
Chaser has the Scottish market tied up.
You can't move a catalogue up here unless he gives it the nod.
Report akabula December 4, 2016 8:37 PM GMT
Jimmy Hoffa was an amateur compared to The Chaser.
Report Burton-Brewers December 4, 2016 8:48 PM GMT
did the Avon business take off then?


Report akabula December 5, 2016 3:31 PM GMT
ttt for The Chaser. Gonna be fireworks.

Report JC1326 December 5, 2016 4:01 PM GMT
That awkard moment when the person with the car, in the TheChaser's bedroom, both of them stood buck naked and either side of the bed, realises there are no catalogues. Then Mega88 jumps out of the closest in his gimp suit
Report marko69 December 5, 2016 4:14 PM GMT
FFS

This fred is cringe worthy
Report Johnny_Mustang April 25, 2018 9:14 AM BST
What ever happened to this mug?
Report bigH April 28, 2018 10:19 AM BST
I think he is currently trying to corner the vintage Irn Bru market
Report akabula April 30, 2018 12:56 AM BST
TheChaser was top notch. Always good fr a laugh.
Nice touch btw letting JohnnyM out of his pocket before leaving.
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