The Top Ten fred.

The real top ten things that will happen at Cheltenham

1. Master Minded will win by 9l or more (still 7-4 with Koral)
2. Catch Me will be placed
3. Starluck will be placed
4. Kasbah Bliss will win
5. Kauto Star will win
6. Neptune Collnges will be placed
7. Willie Mullins will win the Supreme Novices
8. Mad Max will place in the Ballymore
9. Garde Champetre will win the daft one
10. I will drink enough to kill a small horse

We'll see who scores most out of 10 mate!

I will get 10. Is facts.

In hindsight, I may have been slightly too adventurous.

Big Bucks :D see my thread on Ante-Post , PHACT.

You should have a go too Sint

cgull 17 Feb 15:46

The Top Ten Things That Will Happen At Cheltenham:

1. Hobbs to train a winner
2. Neptune Collonges places
3. Master Minded Wins
4. What A Friend WIns
5. Walkon Wins
6. Big Buck's Wins
7. Pumpking to have best Festival yet
8. Red Harbour place
9. JP McManus owned horse will win a handicap hurdle
10. Ruby top Jock.

cgull 1.1
CCM 8
Sint 10


:)

7/4 for MM to win 9 lengths plus might be a good bet CCM , will check that on the day.

I've filled my boots on it Sint... Korals seem to be laying it for decent amounts too. Bet of the week imo

10's cgull??

Some 16's available over here :)

sint will be all over that 16's.

Massive Price !! :)

Top Ten Horses To Be Backing Today:

1. Elliwan
2. Indian Diva
3. Binocular
4. Jaspers Dream w and p
5. Chomba Womba w and p
6. Dansimar place
7. Possol w and p
8. Ainama w and p
9. Forpadydeplasterer w and p
10. Whiteoak place

Top Ten Indie/Alternative Footballers:

1. Ji Sung Parklife
2. Vagner Love Will Tear Us Apart
3. Riise (PIL)
4. How I Wrote Plastic Maniche
5. Touch Me I'm Frick
6. Girlfriend In A Goma
7. Commons People
8. Message To You Rooney
9. Rock 'N' Roll Saha
10. Should I Stay Or Should I Jo.

How can Ji Sung Parklife get so criminally ignored? :(

Longtooth, I am sending IGUN round to remove all of your Robot Wars DVD's.

(And the ones saved to your hard drive you crafty nerd.) X-(

I like :D

Excellent work cgull :D

11. Made of Steve Stone

OOSOUL says:

12. Kalou Monday

Eric Katona

Kerry Katona does not fit this genre imo.

who got most correct on the Cheltenham top 10's pleeze ? Ta.

Dunno, let's have a count up.

16's was indeed Massive :D

I got 4 + a NR. :|

3 for CCM imo?

Yes three including the paraletic drinking session.

Did I get 4 or 5 then, cant remember JP hurdle winner :| ..

Indee Veradi?

It's song titles ffs!

alright hey, calm down calm down!!

OOSOUL says:
smiths/ morrisey top ten footballers


OOSOUL says:
1. Hand in Glover
2.The boy with the Thorne in his side
3.The Breen is dead
4.Everyday is like Brandy
5.november spawned a Gerrard
6. You're the one for me Lampard
7. I have forgiven Ji Sung
8. The more you Inzaghi the closer i get
9.i don't Owen you anything
10. Pretty girls make Greaves

Oi! 4 including the drinking one... Starluck was 4th and all my bets paid to 4th :D

And a non runner too if Cgull is playing by those rules!

Eleven to Twenty Indie/Alternative Footballers:

11. Chelsea Agger
12. My Perfect (Daniel) Cousin
13. One Stamp Beyond
14. (Craig) Gordon is a Moron
15. Seymour Stein
16. William (Gallas) it was really nothing
17. Up the Ballack (Libertines)
18. Hang(eland) the DJ
19. O'Shea(la) is a Punk Rocker
20. Sit Down(ing)

'80s TV Footballers

1. Eto'o The Manor Born
2. Hughes Line Is It Anyaway?
3. Gallas
4. Candid Camara
5. Robinno's Nest
6. Just Good Frings
7. Mido and My Girl
8. The Asyley Young Ones
9. Diff'rent Stokes
10. Fred Dwarf

*Anyway
*Robinho's

*Ashley

Top 10 Australians :

1. Mrs. Mangel
2. Bouncer
3. Steve Irwin
4. Nicole Kidman
5. Bon Scott
6. Leo McKern
7. Nick Cave
8. Rolf Harris
9. Christan Vieri
10. Kylie Minogue

What were you formerly known as please, TM?

:-)

how could I forget..

11. John Dyson

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How many more threads do you want to SPAM? Do one ffs.

Top ten things than can be used to imitate s p u n k (if needed)

1. cottage cream
2. wallpaper paste
3. marie rose sauce
4. glue
5. Baileys
6. mayonnaise
7. flour and water
8. warm toothpaste
9. whitewash
10. the garlic sauce inside a chicken kiev

10 Jan 22.37!

10. the garlic sauce inside a chicken kiev

u need to see a doctor pal :)

A good past fred.

Could have been lost forever.

Selfless work, Ronka's, fûcking selfless. :D

We'd have lost a fair number of classic threads if you hadn't given them the sporadic bump.

Top 10 greeting from around the world

1. Hello
2. Guten Tag
3. Hola
4. Ola
5. Bonjour
6. Bonjourno
7. Alright mate
8. Jambo
9. hiya
10 hare hair lair

sorted ;)

Alright mate :^0

Top 10 playing cards in a deck

1. Queen of Hearts
2. Queen of Clubs
3. Ace of Spades
4. Jack of Clubs
5. Ace of Hearts
6. Ten of Diamonds
7. Deuce of Clubs
8. Six of Diamonds
9. King of Clubs
10. King of Diamonds

Top Ten Forum Banning Controversies:

1. DJ Sunset
2. OOSOUL
3. Tricky
4. Sheikh Ma Bawbag
5. HWB (Mike Vince incident)
6. The Tsar
7. Tom Highway
8. Steve90210
9. KQ
10. Mr_Winner

Top 10 European bird nationalities

1. Hungarian birds
2. Czech birds
3. Slovakian birds
4. Italian birds
5. Danish birds
6. Russian birds
7. Swedish birds
8. Croatian birds
9. Lithuanian birds
10. Dutch birds

That was post 1,500 in this quality fred btw

coke - Latvian women are a truely shocking omission from your top ten.

The Top 10 long throw exponents in football history ever:

1) Ian Hutchinson
2) Sam Weaver
3) Billy Gunn
4) Dave Mackay
5) Risto Kallaste
6) Andy Legg
7) Kenny Sansom
8) Andy Gray (Palace)
9) Dave Challinor
10) Rory Delap

Top ten excuses for missing work:

1. It's snowed a bit and I'm a **íng wimp.
2. The cat's ill.
3. Honestly, I booked it off weeks ago.
4. I've got swine flu. Yes, again...
5. One of my kids is poorly. Which one? Erm, both of them.
6. I've put my back out. And you know backs can be funny things.
7. I can't say what it is, but the doctor says it is very contagious.
8. My car won't start - and you know what the buses are like round here.
9. Well we got the day off school whenever there was an election.
10. I've just got back from holiday and I can't remember where I parked my car.

ten things you don't want to hear as you slip one into your girlfriend from behind...

1. Who is it?
2. Are you in yet?
3. Is that it?
4. Can we face the telly?
5. I've put an egg on this time.
6. All my exs liked anal too.
7. Your dad offers more girth.
8. When are we getting married?
9. I used to charge an extra £100 for this!
10. Could only think of nine.

10. Thats the only hole I've got down there anyway

excellent work! :-)

5. I've put an egg on this time.

:^0

10. DONT DO THAT I GET THE SH ITS IN MORNING ;)

Top 10 things to do when I've had a tough day in the office:

1) Run a hot bath
2) Pour myself a glass of rose
3) Throw on some Chris de Burgh/Panpipe Moods
4) Turn off the phone
5) Have a big w*nk
6) Have a good cry
7) Ring my mum
8) Open a tub of Haagen Dasz
9) Read one of my glossy magazines
10) Lash out on someone emotionally close to me

We've all been there sisters.

Top Ten Albums of 2009

1. Whitest Boy Alive - Rules
2. The XX - The XX
3. Ian Brown - My Way
4. Empire of the Sun - Walking On A Dream
5. Passion Pit - Manners
6. Kings of Convenience - Declaration of Dependance
7. Florence & The Machine - Lungs
8. Phoenix - Wolfgang Amadeus
9. The Leisure Society - The Sleeper
10. The Best of Will Young

Top Ten things to do in a Wetherspoons pub

1. Get your foot stuck to the carpet
2. Have a conversation with a random drunk...at 11am.
3. Ask yourself why a pub needs bouncers.
4. Pay £3.50 for a bottle of p1sh beer
5. Admire 50 year old women in boob tubes
6. Search for the umlauts on the Jagermeister
7. Wait at the bar for 20 minutes while the barman makes a cafe lattachino or whatever the fcuk they are.
8. Eat a Yak burger
9. Leave.
10.

10. Kick the ** out of any Germans looking at your Missus's t1ts

These GMILFS are all widowers shirley?

Top ten things than can be used to imitate s p u n k (if needed)

1. cottage cream
2. wallpaper paste
3. marie rose sauce
4. glue
5. Baileys
6. mayonnaise
7. flour and water
8. warm toothpaste
9. whitewash
10. the garlic sauce inside a chicken kiev

Absolutely. But they've just been sh@gged in the toilets.

Couldnt come up with a new one Mary?

didnt know you knew them all off by heart, must try harder ;)

why the need to imitate spunk?!?

Spunkless?

Good fred.

The Top Ten (Edited by TSEG on behalf of Betfair Legal Department) in the UK Today

1. Prince Andrew
2. Prince Philip
3. Jim "Nick Nick" Davidson
4. Nick Griffin
5. Your uncle
6. David Irving
7. Big Ron Atkinson
8. Nigel Farage
9. People from Essex interviewed on TV about immigration and jobs
10. Mel Gibson on holiday in the UK today

have you missed out the word "racists" or "National treasures?"

TSEG won't let me say.

Great ttt'ery cgull.

The top ten worst signings in Liverpool history:

1. Paul Konchesky
2. Torben Piechnik
3. Istvan Kozma
4. Sean Dundee
5. Antonio Nunez
6. Josemi
7. Bjorn Tore Kvarme
8. Jimmy Carter
9. Salif Diao
10. Jean Michel Ferri

Poulsen did very well to stay off this list imo...

ttt

A sumptuous feast for the lover of ridiculous lists.

TTT

10 things wrong with the UK today

1- oosoul
2- cgull
3- MEGARAIN
4- EDL
5- Calmoan ( McMugget Scot )
6- Cricket being played in the rain
7- Raysingh ( Saul bent )
8- IPL ( as above )
9- Wham bars a too small
10- Betfair forum

a pleasing fred. hth.

Who's still here?

Ten road bikes most likely to see seen out and about

1. Trek
2. Giant
3. Specialized
4. Cube
5. Felt
6. Lapierre
7. Scott
8. Ridley
9. Bianchi
10.Focus

how about a list of the top 10 forum WUM's, half loser should be up there as no1

Top Ten Fifth Beatle(s)

1.  George Martin
2.  Brian Epstein
3.  Billy Preston
4.  Pete Best
5.  Stuart Sutcliffe
6.  Jimmy Nicol
7.  Klaus Voorman
8.  Neil Aspinall
9.  Tony Bramwell
10. Derek Taylor

what a fantastically contructed relic of a thread.

what happened to oosoul??

Most of the main contributors to this thread can now be found on twitter, including cgullman, HWBman and OOSOULman.

Not sure about cgull, but most of them were barred from here for varying misdemeanours, although one of them left after a lengthy joust with gilardino, who was so dicombobulated by being broken into a million snivelling little pieces that he went to the trouble of finding out his nemesis's name and address and threatening him with imminent death. Any confrontation without guns would have been most amusing, as the nemesis in question was a giant of a man with a serious attitude problem.

seems all the artists and poets have no place here. shame on you betfair

Top Ten English finishers (that I can remember off top of me head...)

1.  Jimmy Greaves
2.  Gary Lineker
3.  Robbie Fowler
4.  Michael Owen
5.  Frank Lampard
6.  Geoff Hurst
7.  Alan Shearer
8.  Roger Hunt
9.  Ian Wright
10. Shrek
10.   

Ian Wright
Andy Cole
Ted Sheringham

you can even see me notes underneath

OOSOUL seemed to be a decent sort, a humerous poster and a decent tipster to boot, i seem to
remember a first goalscorer or mom bet copping at big odds during some footy tournament.

iirc he was a huddersfield lad ???

as with many they get banned and you never see what they get banned for

why would such a decent, entertaining sort get banned?

there have been several of that sort over the years, who knows ?

a good thread

Top 10 minor characters in sitcoms

1.  Ives (Porridge)
2.  Hilary (Rising Damp)
3.  Jeff (Peep Show)
4.  Major Gowen (Fawlty Towers)
5.  Pat Stack (Father Ted)
6.  Troy (Ideal)
7.  Dave Clifton (I'm Alan Partridge)
8.  Raz Prince (Phone Shop)
9.  Paul Lamb (Fresh Meat)
10. Jamie McDonald (The Thick of It)

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Top 10 things to do during Lockdown (google Corona Virus if you are young and reading this in the year 2039 and can't ever have imagined such a thing)

1. Learn a foreign language
2. Learn to cook
3. Learn DIY
4. Learn to draw
5. Learn to paint
6. Learn to play an instrument
7. Exercise
8. Learn about history
9. Take stock of your life
10. Learn about yourself

11. learn to fetch old freds back



OOsoul , .....where is he now?

this one made me laugh

BillyBunnsLane

Top 10 phorum statements that make you think 'yeah , right !'

1. "I've played football at quite a reasonable level "

= Once Had a game on a Saturday

2. "I have a friend who (fill in blank - anything from 'makes millions betting in running' to 'is in the SAS')
= You have no friends at all

3. " I didnt have a bet on the game in the end & in fact (aftertime bogus win on another game here)"

= you lost
4. "I've got a girlfriend actually"

= Your mum wont let you

5. "I dont care, I was in Istanbul"

= I saw it on telly

6. "You're wrong , Im full-time & earn a (insert 5 or 6 figureincome)"

= Just lost this months £100 load up

7. "I dont read the phorum at weekends , I've got a life you know"

= Phorumite ususally regrets this outburst as it means they now can only read what people are saying about them between fri & sun.

8. "I've been a season ticket holder at (xxxxxxxxxxx) for years & have never seen a player as bad as (insert name of current red top / sky target for the boo boys)"

= Just got sky

9. "I make most of my money from football betting"

= Had a win on the '1 from each section' coupon at hills when they were 18

10. "Luckily I managed to (Insert totally bogus bet here)"

= usually found on in running freds just after a goal when original bet is losing.

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