New Posts For Thread: Funny Football Quoteshttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/30110067/funny-football-quotes'If we can stop the other team from scoring, there's a good chance we won`t lose the match.' - Kevin Keegan 'I was a young lad when I was growing up.' - David O'Leary 'We must have had 99% of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us theKevin Keegan's three classics"And there's Mark Hughes using his strength. And that's his strength - his strength.""The 33 and 34 year olds will be 36 and 37 the next time the World Cup comes along, if they're not careful"and my personal favourite"Inhttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/30110067/funny-football-quotes?post_id=535956735#535956735Kevin Keegan's three classics"And there's Mark Hughes using his strength. And that's his strength - his strength.""The 33 and 34 year olds will be 36 and 37 the next time the World Cup comes along, if they're not careful"and my personal favourite"InTue, 15 Oct 2013 04:24:43 -0500"I've been consistent in patches this season" - THEO WALCOTT"I haven't seen it, but it looks generous" - ARSENE WENGER"In the papers this morning "Police closing in on Ian Holloway". Sorry it's "Palace closing in on Ian Holloway"" ALAN BRAZILhttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/30110067/funny-football-quotes?post_id=535956603#535956603"I've been consistent in patches this season" - THEO WALCOTT"I haven't seen it, but it looks generous" - ARSENE WENGER"In the papers this morning "Police closing in on Ian Holloway". Sorry it's "Palace closing in on Ian Holloway"" ALAN BRAZILTue, 15 Oct 2013 04:06:39 -0500"There was nothing wrong with his timing, he was just a bit late" - MARK BRIGHT "Most goals are scored between the posts" - JAMIE REDKNAPP"There's always been a fierce rivalry between Spurs and Tottenham" - DAVID PLEAT"Three minutes to go - this is whttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/30110067/funny-football-quotes?post_id=535956577#535956577"There was nothing wrong with his timing, he was just a bit late" - MARK BRIGHT "Most goals are scored between the posts" - JAMIE REDKNAPP"There's always been a fierce rivalry between Spurs and Tottenham" - DAVID PLEAT"Three minutes to go - this is wTue, 15 Oct 2013 04:02:14 -0500During an Ireland game on RTE a few years ago, cant remember the commentator. ''Its the kind of game Stephen Hunt could have came on and made an impact in, the only problem is he started''https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/30110067/funny-football-quotes?post_id=535956227#535956227During an Ireland game on RTE a few years ago, cant remember the commentator. ''Its the kind of game Stephen Hunt could have came on and made an impact in, the only problem is he started''Tue, 15 Oct 2013 03:01:22 -0500Slovenian player Sebastijan Cimerotic once stated:" I'd like to thank my parents, especially my mom and dad!"https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/30110067/funny-football-quotes?post_id=535954331#535954331Slovenian player Sebastijan Cimerotic once stated:" I'd like to thank my parents, especially my mom and dad!"Mon, 14 Oct 2013 19:52:23 -0500Or the new lady sports presenter on Glasgow's Radio Clyde...Celtic fans will be delighted to know that Artur Boruc has pissed a late fatness test.https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/30110067/funny-football-quotes?post_id=535953851#535953851Or the new lady sports presenter on Glasgow's Radio Clyde...Celtic fans will be delighted to know that Artur Boruc has pissed a late fatness test.Mon, 14 Oct 2013 18:40:34 -0500Or Big Tam Forsyth's wife when the Rangers manager phoned her up after a game...I'm sorry but Tam's coming home with a broken legWife..Oh, and whose leg is it?https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/30110067/funny-football-quotes?post_id=535953679#535953679Or Big Tam Forsyth's wife when the Rangers manager phoned her up after a game...I'm sorry but Tam's coming home with a broken legWife..Oh, and whose leg is it?Mon, 14 Oct 2013 18:18:38 -0500Interviewer to Bertie Auld..When did you know your leg was broken?Bertie..As soon as I saw John Grieg running towards me.https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/30110067/funny-football-quotes?post_id=535953645#535953645Interviewer to Bertie Auld..When did you know your leg was broken?Bertie..As soon as I saw John Grieg running towards me.Mon, 14 Oct 2013 18:14:29 -0500you've omitted 'that was a rocket of a sh!t' by a well known commentatorhttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/30110067/funny-football-quotes?post_id=535953059#535953059you've omitted 'that was a rocket of a sh!t' by a well known commentatorMon, 14 Oct 2013 17:14:19 -0500Some crackers in there , love the Ian Rush one about life in Italy.https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/30110067/funny-football-quotes?post_id=535952931#535952931Some crackers in there , love the Ian Rush one about life in Italy.Mon, 14 Oct 2013 17:04:52 -0500