New Posts For Thread: Have any forumites ever had to hand in a STOOL samplehttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25698841/have-any-forumites-ever-had-to-hand-in-a-stool-sampleto the doctor? I had to do this this morning...embarrasing as fook tbhhttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25698841/have-any-forumites-ever-had-to-hand-in-a-stool-sample?post_id=564768175#564768175Thu, 05 Jun 2025 06:02:04 -0500incase of no humourous thoughts please break glass and use naughty word.https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25698841/have-any-forumites-ever-had-to-hand-in-a-stool-sample?post_id=463372185#463372185incase of no humourous thoughts please break glass and use naughty word.Wed, 25 Aug 2010 04:28:45 -0500Was there any spunk in it?https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25698841/have-any-forumites-ever-had-to-hand-in-a-stool-sample?post_id=463372009#463372009Was there any spunk in it?Wed, 25 Aug 2010 04:25:40 -0500i handed in a stool sample in woodwork class in 1982. teacher only gave me a C grade (said one of the legs was wobbly!!).I had the last laugh. Only one of the legs was good, it was the other two that were wobbly. How I laugh when I look back on this.https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25698841/have-any-forumites-ever-had-to-hand-in-a-stool-sample?post_id=463371493#463371493i handed in a stool sample in woodwork class in 1982. teacher only gave me a C grade (said one of the legs was wobbly!!).I had the last laugh. Only one of the legs was good, it was the other two that were wobbly. How I laugh when I look back on this.Wed, 25 Aug 2010 04:16:50 -0500I had a haeorrhoid operation ten years ago, and the doctor told me to come for a check-up a few days later, and he said to bring in a stool. "Actually, I prefer to stand at the moment," I replied innocently. At the doctors he again asked for a stoolhttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25698841/have-any-forumites-ever-had-to-hand-in-a-stool-sample?post_id=463371365#463371365I had a haeorrhoid operation ten years ago, and the doctor told me to come for a check-up a few days later, and he said to bring in a stool. "Actually, I prefer to stand at the moment," I replied innocently. At the doctors he again asked for a stoolWed, 25 Aug 2010 04:13:31 -0500did u wash the dishes in the kitchen?https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25698841/have-any-forumites-ever-had-to-hand-in-a-stool-sample?post_id=463288177#463288177did u wash the dishes in the kitchen?Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:15:00 -0500When I used to work in hospitality you had too visit the doctor to be signed back to work if you had the runs...This always involved a stool sample...Company I worked for did not pay you for the 1st 3 days absence so too quicken up the stool sample phttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25698841/have-any-forumites-ever-had-to-hand-in-a-stool-sample?post_id=463287885#463287885When I used to work in hospitality you had too visit the doctor to be signed back to work if you had the runs...This always involved a stool sample...Company I worked for did not pay you for the 1st 3 days absence so too quicken up the stool sample pTue, 24 Aug 2010 13:12:46 -0500no one tells u how much to put in the jar....i rimmed ithttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25698841/have-any-forumites-ever-had-to-hand-in-a-stool-sample?post_id=463287525#463287525no one tells u how much to put in the jar....i rimmed itTue, 24 Aug 2010 13:10:36 -0500Did this in front of packed reception area and returned it a day later also in front of packed reception area----------------------Not sure what's stranger, taking a dump in front of the reception area or holding onto it for a day before returning?https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25698841/have-any-forumites-ever-had-to-hand-in-a-stool-sample?post_id=463286929#463286929Did this in front of packed reception area and returned it a day later also in front of packed reception area----------------------Not sure what's stranger, taking a dump in front of the reception area or holding onto it for a day before returning?Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:06:07 -0500Came back from holiday recently with runs (this was brown emulsion if you get my drift) went to doc and he told me to ask receptionist for stool sample jar on way out. Did this in front of packed reception area and returned it a day later also in frhttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25698841/have-any-forumites-ever-had-to-hand-in-a-stool-sample?post_id=463286333#463286333Came back from holiday recently with runs (this was brown emulsion if you get my drift) went to doc and he told me to ask receptionist for stool sample jar on way out. Did this in front of packed reception area and returned it a day later also in frTue, 24 Aug 2010 13:01:17 -0500