New Posts For Thread: Any plumbers about?https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25505985/any-plumbers-aboutNever done a days manual work in my life so I was wondering if you could give me a bit of advice. Problem is about 20 minutes ago I just took the biggest shlt of my life and left a HUGE log (possibly world record size) in the toilet. It was only ahttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25505985/any-plumbers-about?post_id=459697249#459697249Fri, 30 Jul 2010 18:20:33 -0500fish it out with a spoon and spread it on some toastmmmmmm delicioushttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25505985/any-plumbers-about?post_id=459697025#459697025fish it out with a spoon and spread it on some toastmmmmmm deliciousFri, 30 Jul 2010 18:18:52 -0500No way was I going near that mother. Put lots of blue flush down and it disappeared a little every time I flushed.https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25505985/any-plumbers-about?post_id=459696525#459696525No way was I going near that mother. Put lots of blue flush down and it disappeared a little every time I flushed.Fri, 30 Jul 2010 18:15:29 -0500you let it fester in your toilet for a week mike?https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25505985/any-plumbers-about?post_id=459693305#459693305you let it fester in your toilet for a week mike?Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:49:47 -0500Before you flushed you should have put your hand in a bin liner or similar and broken it up. Make sure there are no holes in the bin liner though. Had this problem twice recently with my house guest and it took over a week to clear on it's own.https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25505985/any-plumbers-about?post_id=459691657#459691657Before you flushed you should have put your hand in a bin liner or similar and broken it up. Make sure there are no holes in the bin liner though. Had this problem twice recently with my house guest and it took over a week to clear on it's own.Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:36:19 -0500Thinly vield "Look at the size of my Turd" threadhttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25505985/any-plumbers-about?post_id=459661401#459661401Thinly vield "Look at the size of my Turd" threadFri, 30 Jul 2010 14:09:00 -0500Put some gloves on, pul it out, put it in an envelope, post it through a neighbours door.https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25505985/any-plumbers-about?post_id=459655405#459655405Put some gloves on, pul it out, put it in an envelope, post it through a neighbours door.Fri, 30 Jul 2010 13:28:20 -0500Totally deny all knowledge of it . let her come home , when she shouts you up , deny deny and then, say '' i haven't been up there . The feckin size of that!! If the rim stretches that far , you can accept the little fella without lubehttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25505985/any-plumbers-about?post_id=459655141#459655141Totally deny all knowledge of it . let her come home , when she shouts you up , deny deny and then, say '' i haven't been up there . The feckin size of that!! If the rim stretches that far , you can accept the little fella without lubeFri, 30 Jul 2010 13:26:24 -0500Destroy it with another dump.https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25505985/any-plumbers-about?post_id=459653793#459653793Destroy it with another dump.Fri, 30 Jul 2010 13:18:02 -0500flushed again and now the water is up right to the brim, bits of **** floating around everywhere :( Just going to close the lid and pretend its not there and wait for the wife to go. Probably best make myself scarce and get to the pub.thanks for yohttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25505985/any-plumbers-about?post_id=459653521#459653521flushed again and now the water is up right to the brim, bits of **** floating around everywhere :( Just going to close the lid and pretend its not there and wait for the wife to go. Probably best make myself scarce and get to the pub.thanks for yoFri, 30 Jul 2010 13:16:07 -0500