New Posts For Thread: Bestman opening line?https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25499237/bestman-opening-lineAny ideas, got my speech in 3 weeks.yawn at the stalkerhttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25499237/bestman-opening-line?post_id=459634157#459634157yawn at the stalkerFri, 30 Jul 2010 10:50:08 -0500^ and that juan, is why you have done, and always will, remain a virginhttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25499237/bestman-opening-line?post_id=459634053#459634053^ and that juan, is why you have done, and always will, remain a virginFri, 30 Jul 2010 10:49:27 -0500Unlucky charwell.https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25499237/bestman-opening-line?post_id=459634041#459634041Unlucky charwell.Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:49:19 -0500Good morning/good afternoon/good evening (use as appropriate)https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25499237/bestman-opening-line?post_id=459634017#459634017Good morning/good afternoon/good evening (use as appropriate)Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:48:59 -0500"Good afternoon, everyone."https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25499237/bestman-opening-line?post_id=459633981#459633981"Good afternoon, everyone."Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:48:43 -0500just say you have been shagging the bride behind his back.https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25499237/bestman-opening-line?post_id=459633873#459633873just say you have been shagging the bride behind his back.Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:48:13 -0500Tell them that your speech will resemble the mini skirt. Short enough to be noticed but long enough to cover the important areashttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25499237/bestman-opening-line?post_id=459633345#459633345Tell them that your speech will resemble the mini skirt. Short enough to be noticed but long enough to cover the important areasFri, 30 Jul 2010 10:43:47 -0500get her name wronghttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25499237/bestman-opening-line?post_id=459632801#459632801get her name wrongFri, 30 Jul 2010 10:39:56 -0500done it 3 times m8 its 1 of the hardest things you will ever have to do but i can give you one piece of advise dont worry too much about it because the guests at the end of the day dont give a flyinf fukk whats in your speech there all half pissed athttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25499237/bestman-opening-line?post_id=459592709#459592709done it 3 times m8 its 1 of the hardest things you will ever have to do but i can give you one piece of advise dont worry too much about it because the guests at the end of the day dont give a flyinf fukk whats in your speech there all half pissed atFri, 30 Jul 2010 03:36:41 -0500Tell them that you tried using the Internet to prepare your speech, but all you ended up with was 5 penis enlargers, a virus and a promise from a Nigerian businessman for a £10k cheque - who you've sent your £500 to. Something like that with bhttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/25499237/bestman-opening-line?post_id=459592153#459592153Tell them that you tried using the Internet to prepare your speech, but all you ended up with was 5 penis enlargers, a virus and a promise from a Nigerian businessman for a £10k cheque - who you've sent your £500 to. Something like that with bFri, 30 Jul 2010 03:22:28 -0500