New Posts For Thread: Is this funny?https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/23468098/is-this-funnyA guy enters a bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Heres a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works,A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place. They're undressing and he drops his trousers. She points to his messed up knees and asks what happened. He says 'when I was young I contracted kneesles'. She says 'you mean measles'. He says 'no,https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/23468098/is-this-funny?post_id=419130830#419130830A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place. They're undressing and he drops his trousers. She points to his messed up knees and asks what happened. He says 'when I was young I contracted kneesles'. She says 'you mean measles'. He says 'no,Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:08:23 -0600There's a plane flying over the Atlantic, and on board are the Pope, Thierry Henry, George Bush, Akon and a young schoolboy. Suddenly the plane goes into a nose - dive, and the pilot announces over the intercom that everybody needs to bail out with ahttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/23468098/is-this-funny?post_id=419130806#419130806There's a plane flying over the Atlantic, and on board are the Pope, Thierry Henry, George Bush, Akon and a young schoolboy. Suddenly the plane goes into a nose - dive, and the pilot announces over the intercom that everybody needs to bail out with aMon, 09 Nov 2009 04:56:07 -0600There are four people in the carriage of a train - an Englishman, a pretty young blonde girl, an ugly old woman and a Frenchman. It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the trhttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/23468098/is-this-funny?post_id=419130798#419130798There are four people in the carriage of a train - an Englishman, a pretty young blonde girl, an ugly old woman and a Frenchman. It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the trMon, 09 Nov 2009 04:53:30 -0600An english man, an irishman and a scotsman went to a bar. Suddenly the english mans hat started vibrating "what the hell?" the bartender said "oh, its the newest tecnology from america - a phonehat!" said the englishman. Next the scotsmans shoe starthttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/23468098/is-this-funny?post_id=419130790#419130790An english man, an irishman and a scotsman went to a bar. Suddenly the english mans hat started vibrating "what the hell?" the bartender said "oh, its the newest tecnology from america - a phonehat!" said the englishman. Next the scotsmans shoe startMon, 09 Nov 2009 04:51:19 -06001st one was obviously a one off.:|https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/23468098/is-this-funny?post_id=419130734#4191307341st one was obviously a one off.:|Mon, 09 Nov 2009 04:46:38 -0600At the end of the funeral service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out. When they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for ten morehttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/23468098/is-this-funny?post_id=419130730#419130730At the end of the funeral service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out. When they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for ten moreMon, 09 Nov 2009 04:46:00 -0600v goodhttps://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/23468098/is-this-funny?post_id=419130714#419130714v goodMon, 09 Nov 2009 04:39:51 -0600:^0https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/23468098/is-this-funny?post_id=419130706#419130706:^0Mon, 09 Nov 2009 04:38:34 -0600A guy enters a bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Heres a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works,https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/23468098/is-this-funny?post_id=419130698#419130698A guy enters a bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Heres a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works,Mon, 09 Nov 2009 04:37:15 -0600