THUD THUD THUD "Forty-five"

you wouldnt be as kind as to post up the illustrious competitor list for this prestigious event would you alan,unless for fear of repurcussions from that devil of the night "the prince of darkness"

the u however may be misplaced

LOL Chavman, you dare not even whisper in the hallowed portals of Lakeside unless you have the noble Misspelled Count's permission.

Alternatively a good shoeing in the car park often proves satisfactory.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/darts/30726611

bloke was p1ssed out of his head.and adams werent much better

Let's all hope this year the seething hordes of fans won't repeat their grievous error of last year when they chanted

"ROLFIE, cha-cha-cha, ROLFIE, cha-cha-cha, ROLFIE, cha-cha-cha, ROLFIE, cha-cha-cha" (repeat until brain melts, or until Syria has population of zero, all citizens having been relocated to Britain on the advice of Silent Witness's Dr Nikki Anderson). 

I told them they were chanting a ghastly typo but they just carried on.

Here goes.

Microphones being turned up as we speak.

better than the pdc

The thud volume level seemed to have risen significantly later in the afternoon.

Is that the real Alan!?