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jmdc
23 Mar 21 08:54
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Both sides treating the series like they’re playing a few practice matches!
Pause Switch to Standard View *** India v England 1st ODI *** farce
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Report bobweenit March 23, 2021 3:00 PM GMT
What makes a great butcher Jucel
Report peckerdunne March 23, 2021 3:02 PM GMT
cmon bob, spill the giblets then
Report jucel69 March 23, 2021 3:03 PM GMT
Locally sourced well looked after animals and great facilities to prep the dead beasts
It's expensive but the taste is exceptional
Report peckerdunne March 23, 2021 3:03 PM GMT
jesus Mo,on the floor buddy
Report jucel69 March 23, 2021 3:04 PM GMT
Can Mo make me cash for onceGrin
Report peckerdunne March 23, 2021 3:04 PM GMT
or over the rope Mo
Report tomtimtum March 23, 2021 3:04 PM GMT
Both these 2 should be in the T20 side
Report jucel69 March 23, 2021 3:05 PM GMT
Boulder supermarket shooter named as 21-year-old Ahmad Alissa. That news will disappear pretty quickly nowLaugh
Report tomtimtum March 23, 2021 3:05 PM GMT
Mo is a great hitter of spin
Report rommel March 23, 2021 3:05 PM GMT
ind price shaking its tush at me....resist mannnnnnnnnn
Report peckerdunne March 23, 2021 3:05 PM GMT
car park delivery
Report Hamlin March 23, 2021 3:07 PM GMT
Bhuvi's 5 overs are going to be the game
Report Hamlin March 23, 2021 3:08 PM GMT
I see peckers done his nuts plenty of times already but still claiming green
Report bobweenit March 23, 2021 3:10 PM GMT
Been another sho00ting has there. Don't bother checking the news these days
Report Richard LL March 23, 2021 3:10 PM GMT
another 20/30 without a wicket and he's going to have to bring him on, one of those rare situs where the bits and pieces players might get Eng over the line.
Report jucel69 March 23, 2021 3:12 PM GMT
Cry
Report SontaranStratagem March 23, 2021 3:14 PM GMT
Just knew England would fail from there Sad
Report jucel69 March 23, 2021 3:15 PM GMT
massive move for that wicket
Report peckerdunne March 23, 2021 3:16 PM GMT
deffo seen worse 2/1 shots
Report tomtimtum March 23, 2021 3:16 PM GMT
setup perfect for a Mo Ali classic, get them close to victory and then get out and England lose
Report johnnythebull March 23, 2021 3:17 PM GMT
never understood why batsmen go 4 these panic sgles when there's no fking reason to
Report jucel69 March 23, 2021 3:17 PM GMT
Still Curran and Rashers to come
Report bobweenit March 23, 2021 3:17 PM GMT
Haha Timmy knows or should I say Hamlin knows. Never which account Timmy is posting from
Report johnnythebull March 23, 2021 3:21 PM GMT
these 2 should be capable of a significant stand but I wouldn't have too much faith that will actually eventuate
Report peckerdunne March 23, 2021 3:21 PM GMT
good approach Curran


get to last 5, get 40 runs from.........
Report bobweenit March 23, 2021 3:22 PM GMT
MSG to the forum from Gro00nt! He has fallen and is feeling the effects of the Astra Vax. He is bollox deep on Engerland and is pulling for his green and peckers family's rent!!
Report bobweenit March 23, 2021 3:23 PM GMT
All in ENGERRRLAND. Let's get the nurdles started boys
Report Hamlin March 23, 2021 3:24 PM GMT

Mar 23, 2021 -- 10:17AM, bobweenit wrote:


Haha Timmy knows or should I say Hamlin knows. Never which account Timmy is posting from


Ironic coming from grants sock account.

Report peckerdunne March 23, 2021 3:25 PM GMT
feels like day 5 session 3 Laugh
Report bobweenit March 23, 2021 3:25 PM GMT
Come on Ammers we both know your in Yorkshire and have relations with the lanky chancer...
Report johnnythebull March 23, 2021 3:25 PM GMT
tell him i'm unimpressed he's had the magical vaccine..bob

didn't have my man G down as a brainwashed sheep
Report bobweenit March 23, 2021 3:26 PM GMT
Yeah he bottled Jonny and is regretting it...
Report johnnythebull March 23, 2021 3:28 PM GMT
hope he doesn't do a Marvellous Marvin
Report SontaranStratagem March 23, 2021 3:28 PM GMT
RR isn't a problem, just keep plugging away and we win
Report bobweenit March 23, 2021 3:28 PM GMT
Yeah poor Marv! His Mrs needs to come out and tell the World
Report peckerdunne March 23, 2021 3:29 PM GMT
Yeah he bottled Jonny and is regretting it...

Story of his life
Report Hamlin March 23, 2021 3:29 PM GMT

Mar 23, 2021 -- 10:25AM, bobweenit wrote:


Come on Ammers we both know your in Yorkshire and have relations with the lanky chancer...


MK now bobby, Sheffield days are long behind me

Report peckerdunne March 23, 2021 3:29 PM GMT
Tom said Laugh
Report SontaranStratagem March 23, 2021 3:32 PM GMT
We've got this
Report jucel69 March 23, 2021 3:34 PM GMT
Cry
Report bobweenit March 23, 2021 3:34 PM GMT
Timmy knew !!!
Report johnnythebull March 23, 2021 3:34 PM GMT
can't access the exchange..page not coming up..anyone else finding this?
Report jucel69 March 23, 2021 3:35 PM GMT
BF DOWN ffs
Report SontaranStratagem March 23, 2021 3:35 PM GMT
Same here johnny
Report SontaranStratagem March 23, 2021 3:35 PM GMT
Yup Betfair down
Report jucel69 March 23, 2021 3:35 PM GMT
christ on a bike
Report SontaranStratagem March 23, 2021 3:36 PM GMT
Perfect timing Betfair as per usual
Report rommel March 23, 2021 3:36 PM GMT

Mar 23, 2021 -- 10:32AM, SontaranStratagem wrote:


We've got this


Laugh

Report bobweenit March 23, 2021 3:37 PM GMT
mugfair down oh my
Report SontaranStratagem March 23, 2021 3:37 PM GMT
England had it and then decided not to

Still think 3 wickets is enough in the shed, India could bottle it Mischief
Report johnnythebull March 23, 2021 3:38 PM GMT
toss up who's the bigger handjobs..Betfair or Eng!
Report rommel March 23, 2021 3:38 PM GMT
son stop digging
Report Aptdemon March 23, 2021 3:38 PM GMT
Everything down...?
Report rommel March 23, 2021 3:39 PM GMT
absolute fighters he said,hes talking about 2 eng batters here
Report jucel69 March 23, 2021 3:40 PM GMT
8 down Surprised
This is an unreal collapse
Report johnnythebull March 23, 2021 3:41 PM GMT
135-0 after 15 to this..Eng are THE most overrated t0ssers out there

an absolutely pitiful capitulation
Report jucel69 March 23, 2021 3:41 PM GMT
The Exchange product is down due to some technical issues we've run into however this is being looked into at the moment.

We're doing our best to get it back up and running as soon as possible. Apologies to all affected.

That's ok then. Should be held culpable
Report SontaranStratagem March 23, 2021 3:42 PM GMT
Maybe we ain't winning Cry
Report rommel March 23, 2021 3:45 PM GMT
calllllllopsoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Report pauliow March 23, 2021 3:45 PM GMT
I have 8k in the market and they can't do anything about it!!!!
Report johnnythebull March 23, 2021 3:45 PM GMT
good job all the bets struck prior to its going down were all winning onesWink

maybe some 'bug' has struck it

better get in touch with Von Der Leyen
Report pauliow March 23, 2021 3:47 PM GMT
You can't get the money out because nobody, including betfair, can access anything
Report peckerdunne March 23, 2021 3:48 PM GMT
Pauli, best of luck mate, it's sick....
Report bobweenit March 23, 2021 3:48 PM GMT
The England collapse broke betfair
Report peckerdunne March 23, 2021 3:48 PM GMT
been there
Report jewell March 23, 2021 3:49 PM GMT
What a ****how of a batting performance from England.
Report bobweenit March 23, 2021 3:50 PM GMT
Imagine these 2 got England home now...oh the carnage
Report johnnythebull March 23, 2021 3:50 PM GMT
betfair should be used to that bob..plenty of previous
Report jucel69 March 23, 2021 3:50 PM GMT
I think that crash has saved me from wasting more green, so I can't grumble too much
Report peckerdunne March 23, 2021 3:51 PM GMT
just needs 3/4 shots bob, market would go nuts
Report bobweenit March 23, 2021 3:51 PM GMT

Mar 23, 2021 -- 10:50AM, johnnythebull wrote:


betfair should be used to that bob..plenty of previous


Yeah very iffy timing. Sure it's just a coincidence thoughLaugh

Report johnnythebull March 23, 2021 3:52 PM GMT
Eng bat deep..they fking choke deep!
Report bobweenit March 23, 2021 3:52 PM GMT
Somebody said PULL THE PLUG!!
Report pauliow March 23, 2021 3:53 PM GMT

Mar 23, 2021 -- 10:48AM, peckerdunne wrote:


Pauli, best of luck mate, it's sick....


It's bloody disgraceful. If England win I'm buggered

Report johnnythebull March 23, 2021 3:54 PM GMT
think ur pretty safe there..pauli
Report bobweenit March 23, 2021 3:55 PM GMT
Always got the mugb00k Paul for a max stake of 3.24p
Report peckerdunne March 23, 2021 3:56 PM GMT
Hope it works out pauli
Report jucel69 March 23, 2021 3:57 PM GMT
all over
Report peckerdunne March 23, 2021 3:57 PM GMT
135/0
Report pauliow March 23, 2021 3:57 PM GMT
Thank christ for that! I had a green position of £2337 but had just placed an 8k trade in the market
Report jucel69 March 23, 2021 3:58 PM GMT
that was embarrassing
Report Aptdemon March 23, 2021 3:59 PM GMT
Pretty impressive defeat
Report rommel March 23, 2021 3:59 PM GMT
66666666666666666 fffffffffffffffffffffffff meeeeeeeeeeeeeee with a queen ann chair leg
Report peckerdunne March 23, 2021 3:59 PM GMT
ahead by 70 but lost by 66..............jesus
Report rommel March 23, 2021 4:00 PM GMT
dats some choke from chokeville arizona
Report bobweenit March 23, 2021 4:01 PM GMT
That's all she wrote
Report DeSSieReborn March 23, 2021 4:03 PM GMT
DeSSieReborn 23 Mar 21 14:55 
Yet again Roy chucks his wicket away. Now for the collapse.......

I won't say I told you so but I did. More predictable than Manchester United.Bring back hales and get new blood like Parkinson in. Too many of these "world class" cricketers in our team have become "comfy".
Report bobweenit March 23, 2021 4:03 PM GMT
Cricket finishes betfair back up... just saying
Report Whisperingdeath March 23, 2021 4:32 PM GMT
Englandstan
Report tomtimtum March 23, 2021 7:00 PM GMT
Cooper, 18:14
had terrible diareer since i had the covid vax is that normal?
Report peckerdunne March 23, 2021 7:21 PM GMT
yes, does happen,cold or thirsty too, im told
Report SontaranStratagem March 23, 2021 7:42 PM GMT
Diarrhoea? I ain't shocked that's one of the side effects, its irony 101
Report SontaranStratagem March 23, 2021 7:43 PM GMT
Not cooper I'm talking about but the vaccine and the virus with the squits being the irony
Report tomtimtum March 23, 2021 7:51 PM GMT
Cooper, 19:37
what do i do if i run out of toilet roll? is it ok to use kitchen towel?
Report tomtimtum March 23, 2021 7:54 PM GMT
I've told him toilet roll - kitchen roll and then the paper doilies LaughLaugh
Report peckerdunne March 23, 2021 8:07 PM GMT
Laugh honestly!
Report pauliow March 23, 2021 8:12 PM GMT
Tell him to use both sidesWink
Report johnnythebull March 23, 2021 8:43 PM GMT
then lick and re-use..save the planet
Report pauliow March 24, 2021 10:42 AM GMT
LaughLaugh For those of you in contact with Grant, please pass on my regards. Always had a good banter with him and the forum is not as entertaining without him
Report Whisperingdeath March 24, 2021 12:13 PM GMT
Been watching Breaking Bad ( for the first time ) since I got the Magic Cure on Monday. No real side effects to report.

Oh and Captain’s Log.........SOLID!
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