NZ v Bangladesh - 2nd Test Wellington

I need to bet on the fix more than I do.
NZ's price just never appealed to me

If some Maori rights group sprinted into the middle and poured a tin of gloss paint all over the wicket I might still get out this one ***VOID MARKET***

Mar 12, 2019 -- 12:45AM, detraveller wrote:

Yeh I got lured in at start of play at 6sI layed 1.2 and doubled my green at 1.49, though eventually cashed out below that.Did you not cash out? Draw was in the 3s for a long time.

No I had a lay in at 2.5

tell me about it

im screwing fcucking mad

Mar 12, 2019 -- 12:45AM, Cardinal Scott wrote:

If some Maori rights group sprinted into the middle and poured a tin of gloss paint all over the wicket I might still get out this one ***VOID MARKET***

> I'm surprised somebody with a huge red hasn't done something similar in the past. It would be painful if you had a huge green!

my 1.01 lay aboutto be matched.

just use a drone and drop something that will explode right on a length!!

A crossbow bolt was enough for a draw for that county match at Lords that time.

why not just make a phone call saying theres a bomb buried under the pitch?

Mar 12, 2019 -- 12:48AM, detraveller wrote:

why not just make a phone call saying theres a bomb buried under the pitch?

WOuld be hard to believe that DT

Mar 12, 2019 -- 12:48AM, VardonVoo. wrote:

A crossbow bolt was enough for a draw for that county match at Lords that time.

Yeah at the Oval, I remember that incident

ive got a length to explode on the bird in the sunglasses

but a bomb scare in the crowd would waste time and enable a draw

TYCO get to the ground and cause an alarm!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mar 12, 2019 -- 12:50AM, peckerdunne wrote:

ive got a length to explode on the bird in the sunglasses

filthy pecker

I'm going to call the ground right now.
It would work as they don't piss about with stuff like that.
COuld make an absolute fortune!!

Mar 12, 2019 -- 12:50AM, jucel69 wrote:

but a bomb scare in the crowd would waste time and enable a drawTYCO get to the ground and cause an alarm!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha that would be funny and was I 10 years younger I would be tempted. Its still a 50 min drive from here so probably going to be too late.

lunch break tyco. enough time

I can do a good paki accent too

wtf

it's a genius idea as the game would be a draw, not voided as they checked the ground time would elapse

Mar 12, 2019 -- 12:52AM, jucel69 wrote:

I can do a good paki accent too

now i understand

You just leave a package in a phone box outside the ground with an alarm clock in it.

Then phone the head office and tell them there is 5 more dotted around the ground..

sling another in the garbage bin in the ground with a loose wire visible.

Thats the last ball bowled...........

Mar 12, 2019 -- 12:52AM, detraveller wrote:

lunch break tyco. enough time

Yeah like I said earlier 10 years ago My draw position not too much out of whack with my NZ position..

bit like when SL walked off over ball tampering, took a few hours out of the game that were never seen again. The game ended in a draw, not void

my 1.01 lays getting matched now.

could be very profitable with bangla about to go into the lead

I'm defo going to do it at some time when I have 1,000,000 draw green on the final day and the draw is 100s

Mar 12, 2019 -- 12:54AM, detraveller wrote:

my 1.01 lays getting matched now.

bugger forgot to put any up at the start of play. They can always be very nice if they come off.

Would only work once so need to be planned properly

I was surprised to see just 6k at 1.01. So put my 10k on it.

Mar 12, 2019 -- 12:55AM, jucel69 wrote:

I'm defo going to do it at some time when I have 1,000,000 draw green on the final day and the draw is 100s

haha that will be the day! Looking forward to it.

Mar 12, 2019 -- 12:56AM, detraveller wrote:

I was surprised to see just 6k at 1.01. So put my 10k on it.

you could probably lay the draw at 55-60 for guaranteed profit as well

I would build up the green slowly in the first few days. Suddenly putting a load on the final day would arouse suspicion

I didn't need that wicket

carry on ffs don't go for lunch

this number nine looks like a number 8

god knows why they didn't take two from the last ball of the last over

get out yer filthy animals

By the way, you could back Bangla over 900+ at the start of the game. They were trading at 500-700 once the game got underway today.

phew not out

the 225 run lines still lives

be funny if it started raining at lunch ......and never stopped

why are they not taking lunch? taking an extra 15 mins. Did not know that was possible. I thought it had to be 9 down.

the last 1000 turnover was in NZ when NZ needed 30 after tea. Went for tea but never got back on.
The market was in absolute meltdown for 3 hours

Mar 12, 2019 -- 1:03AM, blackcap wrote:

why are they not taking lunch? taking an extra 15 mins. Did not know that was possible. I thought it had to be 9 down.

I think it is 8 down. Plus what umpires 'think'

Mar 12, 2019 -- 1:03AM, blackcap wrote:

why are they not taking lunch? taking an extra 15 mins. Did not know that was possible. I thought it had to be 9 down.

make it up as they go

Mar 12, 2019 -- 1:04AM, jucel69 wrote:

the last 1000 turnover was in NZ when NZ needed 30 after tea. Went for tea but never got back on.The market was in absolute meltdown for 3 hours

That was in Dunedin wasn't it. I can remember that one vividly. Was on the draw and just loving it.

And the radar was not showing any rain either I think but it was raining at the ground.

jeez im gonna win the under 225 bet too

yeh

wagner 4 wicekts

The worst test performance EVER by any team in the history of test cricket

timber

well done we crossed the 200 overs mark. Good game

make that 5 for Wagner. Ok out of here, see you lads for the 3rd test.

public execution for the whole squad ...... if it was up to me!

****G DISGRACEFUL PAKI REJECT BASTARDS

i bet under 225 over too...........

Settled market for a red is a line in the sand ....so you can move on.

Mar 12, 2019 -- 1:10AM, peckerdunne wrote:

i bet under 225 over too...........

so did the team

1.2k. My second biggest win, after the 1500 perera won me

*1.3k

I wasted a lot of green messing about in the last few days

got to be the most hollow victory ever

that test should be expunged from the records

i wasted my fcucking time,,,,,,,,,,,

Mar 12, 2019 -- 12:55AM, jucel69 wrote:

I'm defo going to do it at some time when I have 1,000,000 draw green on the final day and the draw is 100s

If you pulled it off you'd spend the rest of your days trying to mitigate the Premium Charge.

Wouldn't even have had time in this game , couldn't even last til lunch, filthy peasants

Mar 12, 2019 -- 1:13AM, VardonVoo. wrote:

Mar 11, 2019 -- 11:55PM, jucel69 wrote:I'm defo going to do it at some time when I have 1,000,000 draw green on the final day and the draw is 100sIf you pulled it off you'd spend the rest of your days trying to mitigate the Premium Charge.

Sportsbook

i never bet nz the whole 3 days

neither did I, quality fixing from Bangla. That was high quality fixing to lose that in 200 overs.

Have fun betting 18 cent bets on the s[portsbook

Not a peep out of anybody regarding corruption

gonna dream of a fiver each way yankee for chelts tomo , theyll all be double digits

Mar 12, 2019 -- 1:16AM, detraveller wrote:

Have fun betting 18 cent bets on the s[portsbook

I can get decent bets on DT

juce you need to tweet something to michael vaughan. I think he has questioned pakistan's games twice on twitter.

Mar 12, 2019 -- 1:17AM, jucel69 wrote:

Mar 12, 2019 -- 12:16AM, detraveller wrote:Have fun betting 18 cent bets on the s[portsbookI can get decent bets on DT

Yes but for how long? I was a losing punter for more than 2 years and was still restricted on sportsbook.

nobody cares DT, everyone is getting a taste so they won't upset the applecart

Mar 12, 2019 -- 1:17AM, detraveller wrote:

Mar 12, 2019 -- 12:17AM, jucel69 wrote:Mar 12, 2019 -- 12:16AM, detraveller wrote:Have fun betting 18 cent bets on the s[portsbookI can get decent bets on DTYes but for how long? I was a losing punter for more than 2 years and was still restricted on sportsbook.

since it started I can bet 000's on cricket

@VV Regarding your wish to name the pay yourself tip after pecker, we could just call it a pecker instead of pecker's rule.

Something like
i've left a pecker on the draw and shifted the rest to NZ.

can get as much as you like on if its washing the drug money

I find it cathartic to vex on a forum. I'm not really angry like it appears on the forum.
I don't let it bother me to be fair, I'm very philosophical really.

Two more tests and then months without test cricket.

2 more tests and then its the filth season

no radar for the third test either... will make things interesting

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Mar 12, 2019 -- 1:20AM, jucel69 wrote:

I find it cathartic to vex on a forum. I'm not really angry like it appears on the forum. I don't let it bother me to be fair, I'm very philosophical really.

Who are you trying to kid - I reckon you'd get into a punch-up at a Buddhist picnic after a big loss.

Mar 12, 2019 -- 1:20AM, detraveller wrote:

@VV Regarding your wish to name the pay yourself tip after pecker, we could just call it a pecker instead of pecker's rule.Something likei've left a pecker on the draw and shifted the rest to NZ.

Yeah, good one - I like that. Or variations.

I had a pepper on the draw but left a peck on NZ to avoid my pepper getting totally pickled.

Mar 12, 2019 -- 2:06AM, VardonVoo. wrote:

Mar 12, 2019 -- 12:20AM, jucel69 wrote:I find it cathartic to vex on a forum. I'm not really angry like it appears on the forum. I don't let it bother me to be fair, I'm very philosophical really.Who are you trying to kid - I reckon you'd get into a punch-up at a Buddhist picnic after a big loss.

No honestly I get angry but calm down really quickly.
I very rarely let cricket upset me for any period of time.
I just hate the level of cheating in cricket, it feels like it's endemic in the sport at the moment.
How have they contrived to lose that with two sessions left and no questions asked is beyond me.

As I've said many times, if the pitches are difficult and teams are getting bowled out, that's fair enough.
But to lose well over 50% of your wickets to the short ball is pure cheating. There can be no other explanation against a bowler bowling 83 mph.

What's really irritating is they had enough time to cheat much better than that, so the market could have done more interesting things (for the cheats as well as for us lot).

So even their skill at cheating is pretty sh!t.

I think the MO was to turn over the short draw price.
Once they did that they just wanted to make sure it succeeded.
30 overs of spin on a green wicket
Steve Rhodes will never get another cricket job in the UK after what happened so I can imagine he is very pliable.
I should have gone with my gut feeling that it was dodgy but the weather forecast stopped me from doing that.
I also hadn't considered that they would bowl throw downs on day 4 and that the scoring rate would be over 5s through the day.

As regards months without Tests, lets keep badgering BF to list any Unofficial Tests and U19 matches if there are any. And maybe some of the very many First Class matches around the world. At least there will be a load of County matchescoming up soon.

I'm shocked to see no Tests listed on CricInfo until July. Is that because there ARE none or cos they haven't been officially scheduled yet? We used to get at least 50 matches a year back in the day.

Plus if I'm being really honest with myself I don't want to believe they are cheating

Mar 12, 2019 -- 2:54AM, VardonVoo. wrote:

As regards months without Tests, lets keep badgering BF to list any Unofficial Tests and U19 matches if there are any. And maybe some of the very many First Class matches around the world. At least there will be a load of County matchescoming up soon.I'm shocked to see no Tests listed on CricInfo until July. Is that because there ARE none or cos they haven't been officially scheduled yet? We used to get at least 50 matches a year back in the day.

World Cup

Mar 12, 2019 -- 2:57AM, jucel69 wrote:

Mar 12, 2019 --  1:54AM, VardonVoo. wrote:As regards months without Tests, lets keep badgering BF to list any Unofficial Tests and U19 matches if there are any. And maybe some of the very many First Class matches around the world. At least there will be a load of County matchescoming up soon.I'm shocked to see no Tests listed on CricInfo until July. Is that because there ARE none or cos they haven't been officially scheduled yet? We used to get at least 50 matches a year back in the day.World Cup

https://www.bbc.com/sport/cricket/43914118

Oh FFS! Forgot about that.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/47456049