Windies vs England, 2nd ODI, Barbados

no review

WOW

corruption personified

Don't think that's a terrible shout but I think it's going over. Certainly you'd prefer not to have wasted the review for a complete fecking laugh.

FS's worry has materialised

shocker

shocker

Stokes burned the last review with a thick edge

not even hitting a 6th leg stump, a foot over as well

Ginger **** is so selfish

carnage

Should never umpire again

Feb 22, 2019 -- 10:45PM, jucel69 wrote:

Should never umpire again

correct

Ayt's cardboard box is probably okay, after all.

I did win a fair packet on the second PSL game today so this isn't awful for me but was a big win so shame if it ends up a grand loss.

That did look out.

You do have to question the integrity of a sport with calls like that

happy to lay now 1.3 with my green

Missed it.

Not much matched from 5.5 to 6.2 on the review but there was some.

Wow that lbw looks bad on the replay.

Awful stuff all round

That black bastard ought to be hung

Stokes a bigger bellend

I think the batsman ought to have been allowed to review that lbw even though they didn't have a review left.  You ought to be able to stake a couple of game suspension and your match fee if it's missing in two dimensions. 

Needs Moeen to connect with a few now but they can't exactly go nuts yet. Still Plunkett to come, I suppose.

DROPPAGE!

clark kent juce

flat track bullies and nowt else

That was a rank long hop, hit straight to Holder and dropped.  Prizes all round for terrible, terrible cricket.

Feb 22, 2019 -- 10:49PM, Fatslogger wrote:

That was a rank long hop, hit straight to Holder and dropped.

Chemical Ali has never made me a penny so England will lose

Double spaced myself! I said the only thing it was missing was a bad bit of umpiring too.

Feb 22, 2019 -- 10:48PM, paulypaul wrote:

Stokes a bigger bellend

Yeh fcuking prick

Did they get it under a run a ball before Stokes was out?  It was around that, wasn't it?

a perceived 'top' side should not be losing from 1.1

was about 80ish needed from 13 overs

I layed Eng at 1.1 for 300 stake. Sadly cashed out and backed Eng after the first of the two wickets.

6 wickets left = formality

The umps are bent in the WI, some absolute shockers in the CPL

Feb 22, 2019 -- 10:52PM, johnnythebull wrote:

a perceived 'top' side should not be losing from 1.1

I reckon they should do so around one time in ten. The market factors in that they're good, after all

Useful 4 but they need a few more connections.

Feb 22, 2019 -- 10:53PM, jucel69 wrote:

The umps are bent in the WI, some absolute shockers in the CPL

And I mean much worse than that Curran LB

Moeen will be starting to think about who he can clobber.  Rashid and Plunkett are by no means rabbits but he's got to think he needs 25 or more off his own bat.

It was an Irishman and a kiwi an hour ago rescuing England. Now its a Pakistnai and an indian

sweep him mo  gwan gwan sweep him

Feb 22, 2019 -- 10:54PM, detraveller wrote:

It was an Irishman and a kiwi an hour ago rescuing England. Now its a Pakistnai and an indian

sure there must be a joke in there somewhere

ok

Hmm, problem with having all your off side fielders up against a guy who can hit over them is that you can bowl too straight, or down leg, like there.  Could really do with Rashid edging a 4 now.

that is the f*cking joke!

All wides also gratefully received.

Funny, all game I've bought more England green whenever there's been a wicket takin me past my previous lay but I didn't when Currant was out and really ought to have done.

Feb 22, 2019 -- 11:00PM, johnnythebull wrote:

that is the f*cking joke!

greened up again   doubled it almost

40 off 5

444444444444444444444444444444

now im flat on Windies and 200 red on Eng

trading like a monkey tonight

flippage

be fair lads

DET is not familiar with the IRISHMAN PAKI KIWI INDIAN WALKED INTO A BAR JOKES

be fair lads

DET is not familiar with the IRISHMAN PAKI KIWI INDIAN WALKED INTO A BAR JOKES

Took some red off at 1.73 - should have done more, shouldn't I?

windies fav again

100 loss is good cutting DET

Close enough that Plunkett could come in and finish it in a few hits but dot balls are still painful.

Feb 22, 2019 -- 11:07PM, peckerdunne wrote:

100 loss is good cutting DET

Not when I know Eng lose

100 loss is good cutting DET

I know a deaf guy blond guy go to a concert joke.

*blind

Yeah, edging that just past the keeper would have been mint.

Had a bet in motion at the wrong time there.

Probably the first time soldier has made me money. Still hate his celebration

for someone they always go on about "first class centuries" rashid really is pish with the bat in his hands

Feb 22, 2019 -- 11:09PM, GRANTCKING wrote:

for someone they always go on about "first class centuries" rashid really is pish with the bat in his hands

Lol. He's not dreadful and he doesn't get many goes in ODIs.  He had one exceptional partnership with Jos against Pakistan where Root got a fast ton and then the side completely collapsed but still ended up with millions.

That's not helpful.

start the tuk tuk

I have survived this game!

england did an england, def not gonna win the world cup

Was a bad ball that. Still, if you don't flick it for 4, you do sometimes get out.

Chemical Ali strikes again

w ankers..don't like it up'em..capitulating like the test side
lay these hapless mugs all night long for the WC
they ain't winning jack..show ponies

Feb 22, 2019 -- 11:11PM, GRANTCKING wrote:

england did an england, def not gonna win the world cup

Yeah, because one game allows you to conclude that.

If I remember correctly, Wood isn't totally unable to hit a few.  Might as well swing.

Lost 5k on this debacle

Pressure on ali and rashid never deliver

2 geordies (or near enough) to bring home the bacon.

Feb 22, 2019 -- 11:12PM, jucel69 wrote:

Lost 5k on this debacle

Yeah, I'm getting out with just a grand.  Got my position out of shape just before WI put together the 7th wicket partnership backing a lot under then over 1.5 but obviously could have got out for a lot of green at various points.  What did you do?

6 IT BABY

Geordie failure.

Hmm, thought he'd caught that quite nicely.  Not nicely enough.

OVERS TO SPARE

OVERS TO SPARE

Eng lost 6 for 35

8 HOURS 13 MINUTES LATER

Feb 22, 2019 -- 11:13PM, Fatslogger wrote:

Feb 22, 2019 -- 11:12PM, jucel69 wrote:Lost 5k on this debacleYeah, I'm getting out with just a grand.  Got my position out of shape just before WI put together the 7th wicket partnership backing a lot under then over 1.5 but obviously could have got out for a lot of green at various points.  What did you do?

That was a disgusting effort from the lower order

lots of fluctuation last few overs..Eng 's fallibilities come to the fore yet again

contrive to snatch an almost impossible defeat from the jaws of a hard held victory

timeform squiggles order of the day

tHEY REALLY SHOULD HAVE pLUNKETT HIGHER, THAT WAS A BIG MISTAKE IMHO

Feb 22, 2019 -- 8:58PM, Charlie wrote:

Fck knows pecker they've booked me for a liver scan, heart scan and a diabetes clinic. I'm ignoring things until then.

Feel free to drop me a line if you think I'm likely to be helpful.

AT LEAST IN THAT SITU

AT LEAST IN THAT SITU

The test match tomorrow will likely serve up more sensational trading opportunities. I need a good nights sleep.

That umpire made some howlers in recent lasses world T20

Feb 22, 2019 -- 11:17PM, jucel69 wrote:

Feb 22, 2019 -- 11:13PM, Fatslogger wrote:Feb 22, 2019 -- 11:12PM, jucel69 wrote:Lost 5k on this debacleYeah, I'm getting out with just a grand.  Got my position out of shape just before WI put together the 7th wicket partnership backing a lot under then over 1.5 but obviously could have got out for a lot of green at various points.  What did you do?That was a disgusting effort from the lower order

Absolutely filthy yes, although it's always a risk when you get both set batsmen going close together. Even Buttler isn't infallible though.  Disappointed in Ali and Rashid but they came in with a lot to do and didn't have the luck.

Its ok lads. Happens. Will all be forgotten by the next flat track win

Don't know why people get so het up.  It's pretty amazing that there's an England ODI team that's a plausible shot to win anything, given how staggeringly bad we were last WC.  They're going to lose some games, because they're just the best side in the world, not the best side ever.

This tour has ruined my bets on the WC outright. Windies have shortened thanks to all these wins.