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Mort Eneye
22 Jul 09 22:51
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HELLO FRIENDS. THERE IS A LOT OF RAIN FORECAST FOR NEXT FEW DAYS AND A FEW DAYS PLAY WILL PROABLY 100% BE LOST. LATEST UPTADE FROM WEATHER FORECAST MAN SAY HEAVY RAIN ON FRIDAY AND SUNDAY WILL WASH OUT ALL HOPE OF PLAY. AUSTRIA MAYBE DESPARATE FOR WIN AFTER LOSING FIRST TWO TEST SO BAD BUT THEY PROABLY 100% WILL GET NO CHANCE OF WIN THANKS TO RAIN.

TEAM NEWS IS NOT WORRY FOR US BECAUSE BOTH TEAM DO NOT BAT WELL ANYWAY. THE PITCH WILL BE SAME AS LAST TWO TEST BATTER HEVEN.

HOPE I HELP.

MORT
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Report Jason Bourne July 31, 2009 6:59 AM BST
Epic fail.
Report shergarburger July 31, 2009 8:10 AM BST
Jason**irritating little pr1ck
Report wriskit July 31, 2009 8:26 AM BST
Jason is probably about 18 and just finding his feet in the adult world.

Not doing so well so far though boy.
Report Jason Bourne July 31, 2009 8:28 AM BST
I do love how you all speak about me as if i'm the weird one :^0
Report shergarburger July 31, 2009 8:34 AM BST
obsesive stalking is pretty weird behaviour imo
Report Jason Bourne July 31, 2009 8:35 AM BST
Stalking :^0 On an open forum :^0
Report Liquor And Poker! July 31, 2009 4:47 PM BST
well youve posted more times on this thread than any other person, however you vocabulary seems to consist of 2 words, secretly you like mort dont you!!

ANYWAY MORT! DRAW IS NO LONGER CURTAINTY NO? IM THINKING OLD BLIGHTY MITE BE GOOD BET FRUM HERE WITH THE CONVICTS ALREADY OUT, THEY PLAYING WITH 2 MEN LESS ALSO AS WKT KEEPER AND OPENER BATTER NOT SELECT FOR SIDE, ME THINKS 11 V 9 IS DISTINCT UNFAIRNESS ANDVANTAGE. ONLY 150 MORE RUNS TO WIN NO? WHAT DOES NIGERIAN WEATHER NUMBER 4 SAY FOR TOMOROWS PLAY? I THINK IT IS FAIR SET WITH 50 OVERS PLAY!
HOPE YOU HAVE MANAGED TO PLACE BETTINGS TO ADVANTAGE ON ENGLAND!
SUPPORT FOR MORT!!
Report Bravado July 31, 2009 4:57 PM BST
Jason**31 Jul 09:28


I do love how you all speak about me as if i'm the weird one

Epic Fail
Report Bravado July 31, 2009 4:58 PM BST
Jason**31 Jul 07:59


Epic fail.


broken record
Report Bravado July 31, 2009 4:58 PM BST
Jason**31 Jul 09:35


Stalking On an open forum



Epic Fail
Report I PUSH YOU FOLD ! July 31, 2009 5:03 PM BST
ALL SUPPORT MORT

JASON BORE EPIC TARD
Report Jason Bourne July 31, 2009 5:32 PM BST
well youve posted more times on this thread than any other person, however you vocabulary seems to consist of 2 words, secretly you like mort dont you

Wow, I bet that response sounded good in your head right ? Oh dear.
Report Falcorian July 31, 2009 5:34 PM BST
Should have listened to Mort. He is going to be right again. Hope he gives his opinion for the 4th test.
Report Liquor And Poker! July 31, 2009 5:42 PM BST
yes mr jason bore it sounded great in my head, and i bet everyone else when they read it! infact the only person it didnt/doesnt sound great to is you! i bet more than 2 words is too much for your brain cell to comprehend!

now everyone knows mort is a legend and he is never wrong! stop trying to give him a hard time and stop ruining his illustrious threads with your mindless words (both of them)
Report Mort Eneye July 31, 2009 5:52 PM BST
THANK YOU ALL FRIENDS. FOR THOSE WHO ASK DRAW IS STILL CURTAIN OF CORSE. NIGERIA NUMBER 4 WEATHER FORECAST MAN WILL BE MOVE UP WEATHER FORECAST MAN CHARTS THIS WEEK. ALL FRIENDS IF NERVOUS WITH LARGE BET THEY PLACE SHOULD CUT TO AMOUNT THEY ALLOWED TO LOOSE. NEVER BET MORE THAN ALLOWED TO LOOSE. DRAW IS STILL CURTAIN FRIENDS. PUT ALL MONEYS ON DRAW.

ALL SUPPORT MORT.

MORT
Report Jason Bourne July 31, 2009 6:37 PM BST
You set up these duff threads knowing full well they're going to be liked by the masses and disliked by the intelligent posters. You set yourselves up to be ridiculed, expect the consequences.

It's an embarrassment, hope this helps.
Report Falcorian July 31, 2009 6:39 PM BST
Jason, are you an example or an intelligent poster or one of the mass?
Report Liquor And Poker! July 31, 2009 6:41 PM BST
jason! do you actually have a sense of humour or do you actually think these threads should all be uber serious with no banter or porkies!
Report Liquor And Poker! July 31, 2009 6:42 PM BST
accept mort for what he is!! he is a money tree ;-)

legend! epic legend

we love you mort
Report Jason Bourne July 31, 2009 6:52 PM BST
Jason, are you an example or an intelligent poster or one of the mass

I feel insulted.

Thanks to L&P for being the first to give a straight answer to earlier question.
Report Mort Eneye July 31, 2009 6:56 PM BST
THANK YOU ALL FREINDS. BEEN A VERY ENJOYABLE ASH SERIES FOR ME FRIENDS. I LOOK TO KEEP UP MY 100% TOP TIPSTARING RECORD. IF I GET ALL RESULT CORECT I WILL BE CRIKET FORM TOP TIPSTAR EVAR. PROBABLY 100% BETTER THAN BIGJORGE.

ALL SUPPORT MORT.

MORT
Report ReaseHeath July 31, 2009 7:34 PM BST
Jason**31 Jul 19:37


You set up these duff threads knowing full well they're going to be liked by the masses and disliked by the intelligent posters. You set yourselves up to be ridiculed, expect the consequences.

It's an embarrassment, hope this helps.


Call me old-fashioned but I would have thought that the intelligent posters would n't bother reading a thread they did n't like?
Report Liquor And Poker! July 31, 2009 8:09 PM BST
wot you have to realise is that the draw is curtainty! and if its not then a result will be had by either team, which means we all win and mort keeps his 101% record playing
Report Sadeyedladyofthelowlands July 31, 2009 9:12 PM BST
I'm sure Jason is the one having a laugh at us. He can't be that much of a humourless k nobhead can he?

Good call again Mort,

ALL SUPPORT MORT
Report Jason Bourne July 31, 2009 9:24 PM BST
Call me old-fashioned but I would have thought that the intelligent posters would n't bother reading a thread they did n't like

No, who told you that ?
Report I PUSH YOU FOLD ! July 31, 2009 9:27 PM BST
JASON BORE

EPIC TARD


ALL SUPPORT MORT
Report [x] These checkboxes suck August 1, 2009 1:04 AM BST
Mort Eneye 31 Jul 18:52
NEVER BET MORE THAN ALLOWED TO LOOSE. DRAW IS STILL CURTAIN FRIENDS. PUT ALL MONEYS ON DRAW.


Absolute genius.

ALL SUPPORT MORT
Report Club22 August 1, 2009 11:16 AM BST
Mort, you put a smile on my face, you're posting winning tips and I wish you all the luck in the world.

Jason** you are not putting a smile on my face, you're posting no tips, and I wish you all the sadness that you are trying to put into this thread.

ALL SUPPORT MORT
Report Max Cady August 1, 2009 11:18 AM BST
epic fail
Report comeonkautostar August 1, 2009 11:35 AM BST
Can't really argue with 3 out of 3 imo.

All support Mort.
Report STEPTOES YARD August 1, 2009 11:39 AM BST
Excellent work again Mort. Hope the family eat well after this Test.
Report sabrina2 August 1, 2009 11:42 AM BST
I SUPPORT MORT
Report Bravado August 1, 2009 12:08 PM BST
Jason**31 Jul 22:24


Call me old-fashioned but I would have thought that the intelligent posters would n't bother reading a thread they did n't like

No, who told you that ?


Epic Fail
Report Bravado August 1, 2009 12:15 PM BST
lol jason has a thread on the tennis forum called the lay experiment - he is tipping horrendously and is making a loss everyone should join me in posting epic fail on his thread :^0
Report liam1982 August 1, 2009 12:17 PM BST
thanks to you mort i can afford a holiday this summer
Report Jason Bourne August 1, 2009 12:20 PM BST
lol jason has a thread on the tennis forum called the lay experiment - he is tipping horrendously and is making a loss everyone should join me in posting epic fail on his thread

Oh you are a giggle :^0
Report Bravado August 1, 2009 12:21 PM BST
Jason**01 Aug 13:20


lol jason has a thread on the tennis forum called the lay experiment - he is tipping horrendously and is making a loss everyone should join me in posting epic fail on his thread

Oh you are a giggle




lol couldnt resist, erm i mean... epic fail ;)
Report Jason Bourne August 1, 2009 12:22 PM BST
tee hee
Report oddduck August 1, 2009 12:43 PM BST
cheers mort all green now
Report Mort Eneye August 1, 2009 12:55 PM BST
THANK YOU ALL FREIDNS. WIFE IS BOILING COW FOR DINNER AND ALL FAMILY IS EATING WELL. NIGERIA WEATHER FORECAST MAN CHART ON TELEPHONE MONDAY NIGHT. I WILL LET ALL KNOW HOW OUR FAVOURITE WEATHER FORECAST MAN IS DOING. IM SURE HE WILL MOVE UP A FEW PLACES AFTER LATAST GOOD FORECAST. REMEMBAR FRIENDS DO NOT BET MORE MONEYS THAN YOU ALLOWED TO LOOSE. DRAW IS CURTAIN. BET ALL MONEYS ON DRAW. MY ASH RECORD STILL 100% UNBEATEN.

ALL SUPPORT MORT.

MORT
Report Max Cady August 1, 2009 12:56 PM BST
epic fail
Report Innocent Bystander August 1, 2009 12:58 PM BST
Mort

3 for 3 now - I am avidly waiting your prediction for the next test. With your knowledge and my account, we could go a long way

Love your work dude :x
Report Mort Eneye August 1, 2009 1:02 PM BST
THANK YOU FRIEND BUS STAND. I TRY MY BEST TO HELP ALL CRIKET FORM WIN MONEYS AND BECOME NUMBER 1 SUPERTIPSTAR. MY MAIN AIM TO BEAT BIGJORGE. I KNOW HOW WELL RESPECTED HE IS IN THIS CRIKET FORM.

ALL SUPPORT MORT.

MORT
Report oddduck August 1, 2009 1:03 PM BST
:^0
Report STEPTOES YARD August 1, 2009 1:03 PM BST
You are well on youre way to gaining Super Trader status :D
Report Birchola August 1, 2009 1:13 PM BST
Innocent Bus Stand and Bigjorge :^0 Love it!
Report Falcorian August 1, 2009 2:36 PM BST
Let me be the first to say...

epic thread
Report bigjoe August 1, 2009 5:28 PM BST
Another great call Mort.. well done :)
Report Innocent Bystander August 1, 2009 5:30 PM BST
I think Mort is Bumble :D
Report Mort Eneye August 1, 2009 6:26 PM BST
I AM NOT BUMBLE FREIND. TAKING WIFE OUT FOR MEAL TONIGHT. SHE DON'T LIKE GETTING IN COLD CAR SO I MUST GO AND START IT.

GOOD NIGHT FRIENDS.

MORT
Report cricketjon August 1, 2009 6:57 PM BST
I have a 1986 argos catalogue amongst my keepsakes

would you like me to order one of those furry car seat covers on page 1128 ?

your wife would be very impressed
Report Mort Eneye August 1, 2009 8:23 PM BST
BACK FORM DINNER. EAT HALF COW AND PLATE OF POTATS. FRIEND JOIN SEND ME PICTURE OF WHAT YOU MEAN. MY CAR IN NEED OF SOME DECARATION.

ALL SUPPORT MORT.

MORT
Report curious-cat August 1, 2009 8:32 PM BST
your car's in need of some tyres as well Mort.

just my little joke :)
Report curious-cat August 1, 2009 8:34 PM BST
forecast is good for both Sunday and Monday ... time to lay off methinks

13 mph wind
Report Mort Eneye August 1, 2009 8:38 PM BST
MY CAR HAS ALL 3 TYRE INTACT FRIEND.

MORT
Report curious-cat August 1, 2009 9:32 PM BST
no spare tyre mort ?
Report cricketjon August 1, 2009 9:41 PM BST
new york - paris - lagos
Report Mort Eneye August 1, 2009 9:53 PM BST
NO SPARE TIRE FRIEND. CAR IS VERY RELIANT.

MORT.
Report Rafa Benitez MBE August 1, 2009 10:22 PM BST
I THINK MORT IS TRYING TO BE THE CRICKET FORUMS DO WAH DIDDY
Report Mort Eneye August 2, 2009 2:38 PM BST
I LAY OFF ALL MONEYS AT 1.15 FRIENDS. BEEN A GOOD TEST 3.

MORT
Report Jason Bourne August 2, 2009 2:38 PM BST
Oh dear :^0
Report Mort Eneye August 2, 2009 2:39 PM BST
I CHANGE MIND NOW.

MORT
Report Mort Eneye August 2, 2009 2:40 PM BST
DRAW STILL CURTAIN FRIENDS. I JUST SHOWING OFF.

MORT
Report Fantismo August 2, 2009 2:50 PM BST
Mort don't lay something that is certain as then it cannot be certain.
Report Mort Eneye August 2, 2009 3:14 PM BST
I DID NOT FIEREND.

MORT
Report Jason Bourne August 2, 2009 4:22 PM BST
Epic fail :^0
Report Mort Eneye August 2, 2009 5:05 PM BST
FRIEND BASIN TALK ABOUT ENGLAND BATTING. I AGREE.

MORT
Report Bashy August 2, 2009 5:06 PM BST
AWESOME MORT!
Report I PUSH YOU FOLD ! August 3, 2009 12:00 PM BST
ALL SUPPORT MORT
Report Village Kid August 3, 2009 12:38 PM BST
MORT SUPATIPSTA OF FORUM.....FEED VILLAGE FOR LONG TIME

ALL HAIL MORT
Report 3753 Cruithne August 3, 2009 1:03 PM BST
ALL HAIL MORT

do you have any premiership curtainties mort?

ALL SUPPORT MORT

Im going to Headingley on Friday and Im thinking of getting a 'all support mort' t-shirt made up.
Report caramba August 3, 2009 1:10 PM BST
ALL SUPPORT MORT
Report STEPTOES YARD August 3, 2009 1:56 PM BST
ALL SUPPORT MORT

THE GREAT AFRICAN TIPTER
Report Falcorian August 3, 2009 1:58 PM BST
3753 Cruithne 03 Aug 14:03
Im going to Headingley on Friday and Im thinking of getting a 'all support mort' t-shirt made up.


Please please please do this.
Report Village Kid August 3, 2009 2:47 PM BST
tee shirts great idea......and there is room on the blimp for ALL SUPPORT MORT....come on Betfair
Report The magic man August 3, 2009 5:20 PM BST
mort calls it again well done
Report Mort Eneye August 3, 2009 5:54 PM BST
THANK YOU ALL FRIENDS. 3 OUT OF 3 ON ASH SERIES. THANK YOU ALL FRIENDS FOR MAKE T SHIRT. WILL BYE ONE ONCE THEY RELEASED. JUST SETTLE DOWN TO WATCH TOP OF THE WEATHER FORECAST MAN CHART SHOW ON TV. WIFE BOILING COW FOR LATAR. SHE BE VERY FAT IF 100% STRIKE RATE CONTINUE.

ALL SUPPORT MORT.

MORT
Report ReaseHeath August 3, 2009 6:04 PM BST
What channel is the weather forecast chart show on, Mort? Andwhen can we have your tip for Test Match 4?
Report Mort Eneye August 3, 2009 6:23 PM BST
ITS ON TV IN NIGERIA FRIEND. OUR FAVARITE WEATHER FORECAST MAN HAS MOVED BACK TO NUMBER 1 AFTER GREAT SHOWING THIS WEEK. I WILL RESEARTCH FOR FEW DAYS FREIDN THEN I WILL GET BACK WITH TEST NUMBER 4 TIP. I GO THROUGH ASH SERIES WITH 100% STRIKE RATE I WILL BE NEW BIGJORGE WHICH I HOPE TO REACH.

ALL SUPPORT MORT.

MORT
Report curious-cat August 3, 2009 7:35 PM BST
don't you mean Boy George ?
Report sunshine1 August 3, 2009 7:43 PM BST
How big is yer boiling pot MORT, can your wife get a whole cow in at once, or just it's arse?? Before the rest of you jump to critisise me, I'm sure MORT will confirm that boiled cows arse is a local delicacy in his beautiful part of the world.
Report cricketjon August 3, 2009 8:10 PM BST
mummy im frightened
Report Any other August 4, 2009 12:41 AM BST
the lunatics have taken over the asylum .. :^0
Report LeoOnAHigh August 4, 2009 8:07 AM BST
Mort will advise to lay Australia for 4th test
Report Jason Bourne August 4, 2009 10:36 AM BST
the lunatics have taken over the asylum

:^0
Report richieboy44 August 4, 2009 1:17 PM BST
c'mon AUSTRIA !!!!!
Report DMcA August 4, 2009 4:15 PM BST
Mort, do you think there is a chance Tests 4 and 5 could be abandoned due to swine flu?
Report Mort Eneye August 4, 2009 5:47 PM BST
NO CHANCE OF NOT PLAYING FOR WINE FLU FRIEND. AUSTRIA PLAYARS MIGHT HAVE FEW HANGOVAR AFTAR LOSING ANOTHER TEST THOUGH.

HOPE I HELP.

MORT
Report shergarburger August 4, 2009 6:03 PM BST
mort, could you give us an insight into how you make your excellent predictions? is it scientific study, lucky guesses or do you seek advice from local witch doctors?
Report Mort Eneye August 4, 2009 6:24 PM BST
THE SECRET TO WINING FREIND IS RESEARTCH. YOU NEED TO HAVE ALL ANGELS COVARED.

MORT
Report shergarburger August 4, 2009 6:32 PM BST
wise words mort
Report Lori August 5, 2009 5:42 PM BST
Mort Klaatu barada nikto.
Report Mort Eneye August 5, 2009 5:52 PM BST
YOU ARE LOOKING FOR GORT FREIDN LORRY.

SORRY I CANT HELP.

MORT
Report Jimenez August 6, 2009 8:47 AM BST
ALL SUPPORT MORT.
Report Sterling Morrison August 6, 2009 10:17 AM BST
Liquor - How can anyone have a 101% record? That is impossible!
Report Miami2017 August 6, 2009 5:50 PM BST
Where is the next tip?!

I am DESPERATE
Report Kayman August 6, 2009 6:24 PM BST
The tension is unbearable. Bookmakers around the country are waiting on this tip so they can make the relevant price slashes.
Report onetime3110 August 6, 2009 6:44 PM BST
is it going to rain again ?
Report Backorlay August 6, 2009 6:46 PM BST
wont rain, dickie bird reckons it doesnt swing anymore as they have chopped the trees down so draw may be on
Report TwoTonTed December 24, 2009 9:28 PM GMT
TTT :)
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