Forums
Welcome to Live View – Take the tour to learn more
Start Tour
There is currently 1 person viewing this thread.
Mort Eneye
06 Aug 09 22:22
Joined:
Date Joined: 03 Jul 09
| Topic/replies: 290 | Blogger: Mort Eneye's blog
HELLO FRIENDS. I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK FOR SOME CRUCIATE WEATHER INFORMATION FROM NIGERIA NUMBER 1 WEATHER FORECAST MAN. HE HAS COME BACK WITH NEWS THAT WEATHER IN ENGLAND IS NO RAIN. THAT IS NO RAIN FRIENDS. THIS FORECAST IS 100% PROABLY ACCURATES. NIGERIA FAVORITE WEATHER FORECAST MAN IS BACK TO TOP OF WEATHER FORECAST MAN CHARTS.

WITH PITCH NOW 3 TESTS OLD IT IS GOING TO BE VERY DIFFICULT FOR BATTING TEAM AND WITH NEWS THIS WEEK THAT CHINESE BOLLYWOD SENSATION BRETT LI IS BACK FOR AUSTRIA AND RYAN FRONTBOTTOM PORBABLY 100% START FOR ENGLAND REPLACING LIABILITY ANDREW FLINTOF WICKETS ARE DEFINATELY FALL AT REGULAR INTERVAL. IF THESE PLAYARS DO NOT START THE GAME IS STILL CURTAIN TO BE NOT DRAW.

THIS WEEK WE ALSO HAVE FUN BET SINCE WE WIN SO MUCH THIS ASH SERIES. IAN BELL IS CURTAIN TO SCORE CENTARY THIS MATCH. BET THE SHERMAN TANK AS HE IS CALLED BY SIR SHANE WAUGH TO BE TOP ENGLAND BATMAN IN INNING 1. THIS IS SURE FIRE 100% TIP WHICH PORBABLY WIN.

REMEMBAR FRIEND DO NOT BET MORE MONEYS THAN CAN AFFORD TO LOOSE. PUT ALL MONEYS ON DRAW.

HOPE I HELP.

MORT
Pause Switch to Standard View DRAW IS NOT CURTAINTY
Show More
Loading...
Report crunchyfrog August 6, 2009 10:24 PM BST
:^0
Report Lix August 6, 2009 10:24 PM BST
:0

Draw gonna be 2/1 by the morning now!!! :D
Report alfee August 6, 2009 10:25 PM BST
told ya LIX ;)
Report Any other August 6, 2009 10:26 PM BST
bad cow .. NAP
Report jippouk1 August 6, 2009 10:27 PM BST
PUT ALL MONEYS ON DRAW.

I'm confused.
Report Any other August 6, 2009 10:30 PM BST
mad cow disease hits nigeria .. imo
Report LimEs August 6, 2009 10:33 PM BST
Draw not curtain so put moneys on !draw?
Report shergarburger August 6, 2009 10:33 PM BST
CHINESE BOLLYWOD SENSATION BRETT LI
:^O
Report ReaseHeath August 6, 2009 10:35 PM BST
Mort,

Does the cruciate weather info affect Flintoff's knee injury.You mean his knee hurts more if it's sunny and he doesn't play,yes?

I support Mort.
Report Johnny Fontaine August 6, 2009 10:36 PM BST
Draw being backed off the boards currently.

This is chap is good
Report Lix August 6, 2009 10:38 PM BST
Think its started píssing down in leeds now according to the radar. I'm sure someone can tell us.
Report TwoTonTed August 6, 2009 10:39 PM BST
........SIR SHANE WAUGH ....... :^0

appauling spelling as ever Mort but somehow you manage to spell liability correctly :0
Report shergarburger August 6, 2009 10:44 PM BST
from BBC (not Nigeria)Forecast for: Yorkshire & the Humber

Valid between: 18:00 and 06:00

Cloudy with outbreaks of rain, heavy and thundery at times. The rain is expected to become generally light by the morning and mainly confined to the east coast.


FridayAny overnight rain near the east coast clearing then generally dry with sunny spells developing although one or two afternoon showers may develop.

Outlook for Saturday to MondayThe weekend generally dry and quite warm with light winds and some sunshine at times. Mostly cloudy and breezy on Monday with outbreaks of rain.
Report shergarburger August 6, 2009 10:46 PM BST
RYAN FRONTBOTTOM !
Report LimEs August 6, 2009 10:47 PM BST
Mort, why do you need support? Are you wonky?
Gammy leg or something like that? I broke some Nigerian blokes leg who was trying to pilfer my Sat-Nav whilst sat at the traffic lights.
You been let out early?
If you have, I suppose you have made amends.
Report Jason Bourne August 6, 2009 10:48 PM BST
Epic fail.
Report silly seal August 6, 2009 10:50 PM BST
thanks mort for the timely tip..

will lay draw as per your advice, but as back to lay once it drops a few ticks due to usual first session draw shortening phenomenon...
Report Mort Eneye August 6, 2009 11:13 PM BST
THANK YOU ALL FREINDS. GOOD TO SEE CRIKET FORM BUSY AT THIS HOUR.

ALL SUPPORT MORT.

MORT
Report jippouk1 August 6, 2009 11:16 PM BST
Ian Bell ton 1st innings - £16 traded. The Mort effect takes hold!
Report Mort Eneye August 6, 2009 11:23 PM BST
FREIND RISE HEAT FLINTOF 100% PROBABLY NOT PLAY.

MORT
Report Mort Eneye August 6, 2009 11:24 PM BST
FRIEND BUGGER. TIMES ON WEATHER FORECAST WRONG AND DO NOT FALL AS SAME TIME AS GAME ON.

HOPE I HELP.

MORT
Report Mort Eneye August 6, 2009 11:24 PM BST
FRIEND LIMP. ALL SUPPORT TO BECOME RICH AND HAPPY.

ALL SUPPORT MORT.

MORT
Report NBK August 6, 2009 11:59 PM BST
raining in east leeds - headingley is north from here
Report Mort Eneye August 7, 2009 12:01 AM BST
IT IS NOT 11PN YET FRIEND. NO WORRY ABOUT NO PLAY. DRAW IS NOT CURTAIN.

ALL SUPPORT MORT.

MORT
Report NBK August 7, 2009 12:04 AM BST
were you at goodwood last week?? mort eneye
Report silly seal August 7, 2009 12:04 AM BST
draw 2.5 at bookies...

for ppl wanting to back draw outright, better odds than here after commission... just shows how many people doing the back to lay... having rethink myself... draw back could go t1t2 up very quickly here, given all the history and general belief that it wont be draw...

the whole world seems to be waiting for draw to touch 2.2 and lay lay lay to no return from there on
Report Mort Eneye August 7, 2009 12:10 AM BST
NO FRIEND I AM NIGERIA. PUT GODWOOD IN GOGGLE BUT GOT NO RESULT. SORRY FIEND.

MORT
Report loveit August 7, 2009 2:18 AM BST
hows the porn downloads coming along mort?do you have the heather brooke series yet?
Report West Coast Eagles August 7, 2009 2:34 AM BST
Mort do you think any rain will affect this match?
Report Mort Eneye August 7, 2009 3:47 AM BST
FRIEND VOLE I HAVE WIFE AND VERY HAPPY MARRIED. I GOGGLE HEATHER BROOKE SHE LOOK LIKE VERY FRIENDLY SOCIABLE GIRL NEXT DOOR.

FRIEND BEAGLE. RAIN WILL NOT EFFECT OUTCOME OF MATCH FRIEND.

HOPE I HELP.

MORT
Report alfresco111 August 7, 2009 6:34 AM BST
Are you sure about that Bell bet MORT? His current strike rate for 1st innings tons is 1/22 but the odds offered are (bizarrely) 11/2

Bearing in mind he was out 3 times during his 53 in Brum and I think it may be CERTAINS for your 100% record :(
Report Mort Eneye August 7, 2009 8:51 AM BST
100% PROABLY HAPPEN FRIEND. SHERMAN TANK IS ENGLAND MAIN MAN WITH NEWS NOW THAT ANDREW FLINSTONE IS OUT.

HOPE I HELP.

MORT
Report ReaseHeath August 7, 2009 8:54 AM BST
Mort's first prediction probably 100% spot on as usual with the news that Flintoff does not play.
Report Mort Eneye August 7, 2009 8:57 AM BST
THANK YOU FRIEND RISE.

ALL SUPPORT MORT.

MORT
Report Mort Eneye August 7, 2009 9:14 AM BST
MORE GOOD NEWS FOR US FRIEND. NEWS BREAKING THAT MATT PRIMER IS OUT AND NEW WICKET TAKER PAUL COLLYWOBBLE NOT USED TO POSITION ON KNEES AROUND STUMPS.

ALL SUPPORT MORT.

MORT
Report Jimenez August 7, 2009 9:46 AM BST
IN MORT WE TRUST.
Report leethere August 7, 2009 9:54 AM BST
MORT ARE YOU BACKING OR LAYING THE DRAW?!
Report Mort Eneye August 7, 2009 9:57 AM BST
HELLO FRIENDS. FRIEND LEET READ POST PLEASE FRIEND.

ALL SUPPORT MORT.

MORT
Report leethere August 7, 2009 9:59 AM BST
you say draw is not certainty then put

REMEMBAR FRIEND DO NOT BET MORE MONEYS THAN CAN AFFORD TO LOOSE. PUT ALL MONEYS ON DRAW.

you contradict yourself
Report alun2005 August 7, 2009 10:04 AM BST
THREE CHEERS FOR MORT, KING OF BETFAIR AND WEATHER
Report Mort Eneye August 7, 2009 10:05 AM BST
THANK YOU FRIEND ALAN. FRIEND LEET TITLE AND POST MAKE CLEAR MY INTETNON FRIEND.

ALL SUPPORT MORT.

MORT
Report leethere August 7, 2009 10:07 AM BST
yeah ok
Report Mort Eneye August 7, 2009 10:08 AM BST
THANK YOU FRIEND LEET. DRAW IS NOT CURTAIN.

HOPE I HELP.

MORT
Report ulf garnett August 7, 2009 10:19 AM BST
Mort, I dont understand what your bet is here
Report Mort Eneye August 7, 2009 10:20 AM BST
BET IS CLEAR FRIENDS. DRAW IS NOT CURTAIN.

HOPE I HELP.

MORT
Report Jimenez August 7, 2009 10:21 AM BST
LAY THE DRAW AND AS AN ADDED BRUCIE, BACK BELL FOR ENGLAND 1ST INNINGS TOP RUN SCORER.
Report sunshine1 August 7, 2009 10:25 AM BST
DRAW CURTAIN, PULL YERSELF 2GETHER MORT.
Report Max Cady August 7, 2009 10:31 AM BST
epic fail
Report STEPTOES YARD August 7, 2009 10:39 AM BST
Looks like a 4/4 with your draw lay here MORT
Report ReaseHeath August 7, 2009 11:10 AM BST
Mort, what happened to Frontbottom?
Report STEPTOES YARD August 7, 2009 11:12 AM BST
MORT on course for 4 out of 4
Report Mort Eneye August 7, 2009 11:14 AM BST
NO IDEA SORRY FRIEND RISE. LOOK LIKE I WAS BADLY MISDEFORMED BY MY SAUCES. SEEM ENGLAND PICK BARMYSON INSTEAD. SHERMAN TANK ALSO OUT WITH NO CENTARY. BATTED VERY WELL BUT JUST GOT UNLUCKY.

ALL SUPPORT MORT.

MORT
Report Mort Eneye August 7, 2009 11:16 AM BST
THE INNING OF BELL END FAR TO SOON FOR TOP INNING 1 BETTERS. GOOD TRY SHERMAN TANK.

ALL SUPPORT MORT.

MORT
Report Jimenez August 7, 2009 11:21 AM BST
THE INNING OF BELL END

:-)
Report alfresco111 August 7, 2009 11:25 AM BST
MORT - Tipsters Motto - I am translating from the Latin original of COARSE:

If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
Yours is the Earth and everything thats in it,
Andwhich is moreyoull be a Man, my son!
Report Mort Eneye August 7, 2009 11:26 AM BST
GOOD POEM BY MR KIPLING FRIEDN. ALWAYS ABIDE BY IT.

ALL SUPPORT MORT.

MORT
Report sofiakenny August 7, 2009 11:48 AM BST
HOWDY MORT..GREAT STUFF FROM AUSTRIAN BOWLEARS...ALL OUT LESS THAN 100 MAYBEES
:x
Report STEPTOES YARD August 7, 2009 12:01 PM BST
MORT IS THE MASTER BETTER

4 OUT OF 4 LOOKS CURTAINTY
Report Mort Eneye August 7, 2009 1:27 PM BST
GOOD MOANING NUMBER 1. WELL DONE EVERYBODY.

ALL SUPPORT MORT.

MORT
Report liam1982 August 7, 2009 1:36 PM BST
another great tip mort, best tipster on here by a long way
Report I PUSH YOU FOLD ! August 7, 2009 3:15 PM BST
WELL DONE MORT

PUSHY
Report alun2005 August 7, 2009 3:16 PM BST
MORT KNEW
Report Lix August 7, 2009 3:16 PM BST
Mort: Unofficial PARLAY Champion 2009
Report cunnybobbler August 7, 2009 3:38 PM BST
genius imo
Report oddduck August 7, 2009 3:40 PM BST
MYSTIC MORT
Report sofiakenny August 7, 2009 3:44 PM BST
MORT I AM HUMBLE TO NO EWE..EWE ARE BRILLIENT..THE GREETST IS MORT!
Report thelatestCRAZE August 7, 2009 5:18 PM BST
The man is never wrong.
Report alfresco111 August 7, 2009 6:14 PM BST
Great Stuff MORT - we, your loyal disciples are all £££'s in.

May I humbly suggest you stick to your obvious strong point, viz the curtainty or otherwise of the draw and give team news and Bell tons a berth as wide as a Nigerian heffer?

Seperately, I would like to show my appreciation with a small honorarium - do you have your bank details in Lagos so that I can transfer the sum of $10,000 directly?
Report Mort Eneye August 7, 2009 10:51 PM BST
NO NEED TO SEND MONEYS I AM RICH MAN AFTER 100% ASH SERIES SO FAR. WIFE IS BOILING COW FOR TOMORROS BREAKFAST AND FOR DINNAR I WILL BE TAKING HER TO NICE RESTARANT. BABY SITTAR FOR 17 YEAR OLD SON WILL ALSO GET BIG TIP.

ALL SUPPORT MORT.

MORT
Report oddduck August 8, 2009 10:06 AM BST
great stuff MORT
Report Mort Eneye August 8, 2009 3:06 PM BST
THANK YOU FRIEND ODD.

MORT
Report cunnybobbler August 8, 2009 5:34 PM BST
any chance of tonights UK lottery numbers mate?
Report Mort Eneye August 9, 2009 11:06 AM BST
9 17 26 32 33 36 (6)

HOPE I HELP.

MORT
Report cunnybobbler August 9, 2009 11:14 AM BST
lol :)
Report Jason Bourne August 9, 2009 1:10 PM BST
PUT ALL MONEYS ON DRAW.

Epic fail.
Report Mort Eneye August 9, 2009 1:19 PM BST
DO YOU NOT READ PORPERLY FRIEND JASON. IT APPEAR YOU ARE UNABLE TO GRASP SIMPLE CONCEPT OF LAYING.

ALL SUPPORT MORT.

MORT
Report dougydougy. August 9, 2009 1:23 PM BST
good work mort, keep it up
Report Jason Bourne August 9, 2009 1:28 PM BST
Bell top scorer :^0
Report Mort Eneye August 9, 2009 1:38 PM BST
THANK YOU FRIEDNS. I SEE YOUR POST IS DATED WRONG FRIEND BASIN. IT IS DATE 9TH AUGUST AS OPPOSED TO 6TH AUGUST. MUST BE BETFAIR ERRAR.

ALL SUPPORT MORT.

MORT
Report Jason Bourne August 9, 2009 1:44 PM BST
Epic fail :^0
Report alun2005 August 9, 2009 1:48 PM BST
THREE SHEARS FOR KING MORT, THE BOOKIES NIGHTMARE
Report Max Cady August 9, 2009 1:48 PM BST
mort

epic fail.
Report Mort Eneye August 9, 2009 1:56 PM BST
THANKS YOU FREIND ALAN. FRIENDS JASON BORE AND MAX SHADY ARE SCORGE OF SOCIETYS FRIEND.

ALL SUPPORT MORT.

MORT
Report shergarburger August 9, 2009 4:30 PM BST
vote for man of the series..the mighty MORT!
Report Jimenez August 10, 2009 8:29 AM BST
THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN MORT FOR ANOTHER WINNING TIP, YOU ARE A GENIUS.

ALSO IT APPEARS FRIEND JASON BORE TRIES TO COPY YOU ON BIGJORGE GOLF THREAD AND BE GREAT TIPSTER, BUT HE FAIL MISERABLY. THINK HE SHOULD LEAVE TIPPING TO EXPERTS, OR DO BETTER RESEARCH.
Report Jason Bourne August 10, 2009 12:29 PM BST
Greened out on Tiger when he hit 5/1 thanks, huge win. Come again son :^0
Report Mort Eneye August 10, 2009 1:04 PM BST
JASON BORE ALLWAYS SEAM TO HAVE WRONG TIME AND DATE ON POSTS.

MORT
Report Jimenez August 10, 2009 1:06 PM BST
That's funny, I thought you tipped Adam Scott pre-tournament :-D and Paddy just before the third round started :-D

Well done on the win though, glad you managed to turn it around.
Report Jason Bourne August 10, 2009 2:53 PM BST
Thanks, and more to come this week too. Get on Paddy again, I took the 50s last week, too shrewd you see. Still decent prices available, be quick though B-)
Report TwoTonTed December 24, 2009 9:26 PM GMT
CHINESE BOLLYWOD SENSATION BRETT LI IS BACK FOR AUSTRIA AND RYAN FRONTBOTTOM PORBABLY 100% START FOR ENGLAND :^0 :^0

cant stop pmsl as I recall the SUMMER OF MORT

Yuletide greetings chaps, my these threads last forecever :)
Post Your Reply
<CTRL+Enter> to submit
Please login to post a reply.

Wonder

Instance ID: 13539
www.betfair.com