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27 Nov 09 16:56
Date Joined: 11 Feb 07
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These moves on here are ridiculous, would not surprise me in the slightest. Hope im proved wrong
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Report eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 27, 2009 4:58 PM GMT
It happened last time they played mate, would be no surprise.
They are a bunch of pinheaded geeky losers

Complete God 09 Nov 17:24

Here are the wickets...

Vettori to Khalid Latif, OUT, it looked out, Vettori's struck immediately! The Pakistan coaching staff breathe a huge sigh of relief and are heard shouting "Do your team proud" to Younis as he trudges in.
Vettori to Younis Khan, OUT, run out again, Butt has to go. Dabbed directly to extra cover, clear as daylight, Khan screams him through for a run which is never there in a million years so he dawdles through anyway and is out by 3 feet. Younis unhappy that he was so close to making his ground.
Bond to Younis Khan, OUT, Younis goes! New Zealand have fought back, short of a good length on the off, Khan fishes at one he has no need to play at all but feels his job is done as he has clattered 3 off just 16 balls.
Mills to Shoaib Malik, OUT, Malik's perseverence has been rewarded! He goes for his third reckless baseball swat across the line, straight to Scott "Happy Feet" Styris who gobbles it up at deep square leg where he has been grazing for 17 overs.
Southee to Umar Akmal, OUT, gone! With instructions from soon-to-be skipper Afridi ringing in his ears Akmal edges one that even McCullum can't drop. Akmal will now keep his place in the side, having been dropped for refusing to ** in the previous two ODIs.
Oram to Shahid Afridi, OUT, gone, another one! Afridi's thrown it away, bowled on a good length outside off and he tries to whack it into the 'keeper's gloves, a shot befitting of the circumstances if ever there was one.
Southee to Kamran Akmal, OUT, An atrocious shot! Pakistan are being abysmal here, short on the off and he finally succeeds in finding a fielder. With Danny**watching in the stands, Akmal auditions for Slumdog Cricketaire as he pretends that he wasn't actually out on purpose, allthewhile carving several lumps out of the pitch with his bat so the seamers can finish off the tail, who aren't actually in on the**
Southee to Umar Gul, OUT, run out, Razzaq goes, what a **! Gul drives it straight to Vettori at mid-off, Razzaq sets off for a single that isn't there, glances back directly at Vettori, shouts "plenty of time there Harry Potter" as Vettori under-arms it to Southee who pirouettes several times before mincing the bails off, Razzaq short by 21 yards.

Here's Umar Gul, who has been instructed to score no more than six off exactly 37 balls and to be caught at midwicket playing a shot off his legs, purely as practice for the team's next challenge- to actually**correct scores and dismissal methods.
Report goater10 November 27, 2009 4:59 PM GMT
Yeh its a shame eeeee, could be a cracker but will be a stewards if Pakistanis do throw it. Especially with the position of my book
Report rolo2 November 27, 2009 5:01 PM GMT
Report Innocent Bystander November 27, 2009 5:02 PM GMT
that game was a dressing room ripped in two - this time YK has been dumped

Never say never, but prices look right to me (except for draw being too short ;) )
Report eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 27, 2009 5:02 PM GMT
And mine old boy, I am expecting upside-down-head yousuf cat stevens youhana to eat up 95 balls for about 2 runs then run out at least 5 others.
Report Lix November 28, 2009 4:42 AM GMT
hmmmmm....... ?:|

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