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Crisp77
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I'll start.

In 1993 on the bus home from the cinema I spent the whole journey speaking in a Jamaican accent after watching Cool Runnings.
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Report Fire-and-Ice June 5, 2020 8:48 PM BST
LaughLaughLaugh
Report DenzilPenberthy June 5, 2020 8:49 PM BST
Had on that was last week thought it said 'hysterical' Blush
Report casemoney June 5, 2020 8:50 PM BST
I have always preferred Dark Chococlate
Report 1st time poster June 5, 2020 8:51 PM BST
ive thought what big ron thought when watching football over the years
I,m stil waiting for my ist ever conversation with a black man,still I,m only 60,still time,our paths have never crossed
Report N-east Correspondent June 5, 2020 8:52 PM BST
I used to sing along to white riot quite a lot, though tbh Safe European Homes edges it for waycist lyrics

forgive me Sad
Report Ibrahima Sonko June 5, 2020 8:53 PM BST
In the late eighties my favourite music artists were black and I tried to sing and act cool like them.

Also Cyrille Regis was my hero growing up and more lately my namesake.
Report Fire-and-Ice June 5, 2020 8:54 PM BST
I worked on the market as a kid and sold some bananas to a black man every friday
Sorry all.
Report DenzilPenberthy June 5, 2020 8:55 PM BST
Stereotypes eh where do they come from
Report DenzilPenberthy June 5, 2020 8:58 PM BST
I've beaten up white people is that racist?
Report darren_discombobulates_sports June 5, 2020 9:18 PM BST
Sanka, ya dead ?
Report sixtwosix June 5, 2020 9:21 PM BST
Always cheered the West Indies on after seeing Roberts , Holding , Richards and co on the tele in 76.
Report Ibrahima Sonko June 5, 2020 9:22 PM BST
I got Malcolm Marshall autograph at a game.
Report elisjohn June 5, 2020 9:39 PM BST
my heroes, like sixtwosix, were especially ivarichards and that west indian team, other idols eusabio, ali,hagler,,   ,, so im not racist, even collected the gollis from jam honest, but i did get banned from here for a racist remark about some black footballers, i had about 3 years off.
Report ffaith June 5, 2020 10:30 PM BST
Last day of term we pretended to make friends with an indian kid.  He was dorkish, could hardly speak english and didn't like sport.  All massive red flags to us.  We gave him a good thrashing once we were outside the school gates.   Thank you father crisp77 for allowing me to confess this shameful act in a safe space.
Report DenzilPenberthy June 5, 2020 10:32 PM BST

Jun 5, 2020 -- 4:30PM, ffaith wrote:


Last day of term we pretended to make friends with an indian kid.

Report Jack Hacksaw June 5, 2020 10:33 PM BST
I haven’t been virtue signalling on social media about an event 4,000 miles away that has no effect on my life.
Report Ibrahima Sonko June 5, 2020 10:34 PM BST
I sha%%ed one of my best mates mothers, who was indian. Still have not confessed 30 years later, not sure he would like to know thou.
Report macarony June 5, 2020 10:35 PM BST
I had an afro up until the age of 10
Report Emitdeb June 5, 2020 10:38 PM BST
ffaith

Shocked WOW! You took it to a whole different Level... Blush
Report DenzilPenberthy June 5, 2020 10:39 PM BST
Apologies ffaith I thought your post was from fife who calls me racist regularly
I've been looking at screens all day and didn't make out your name properly
Report Jack Hacksaw June 5, 2020 10:39 PM BST
At school I unashamedly and routinely attempted very poor Scottish accents along the lines of ‘och aye the noo jimmy’
Report elisjohn June 5, 2020 10:45 PM BST
tell us more ibrahima, MischiefHappy
Report DenzilPenberthy June 5, 2020 10:46 PM BST
Don'tLaugh
Report macarony June 5, 2020 10:47 PM BST
I also would like to confess to voting for a racist party in 1997 I voted for labour
Report GRANTCKING June 5, 2020 10:50 PM BST
I dont like chinese food Sad
Report Baphornet June 5, 2020 10:51 PM BST
PICS! IS
Report Baphornet June 5, 2020 10:55 PM BST
i wasn't very complimentary to an aspiring Ethiopian model when i was in my early 20s; who i ended up bangingBlush in my defence - although she was beautiful, she did have a chin like Brucie
Report leif June 5, 2020 10:59 PM BST
Fessing up, i thought this advert was funny (once, maybe).

Mbogoland

"It only takes 2 weeks to get used to the taste of Silk Cut"



If only that was the most outrageous element of the ADVERT Shocked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrwhVlHV-28

ShockedCrazyShocked
Report DenzilPenberthy June 5, 2020 11:16 PM BST
Baphornet • June 5, 2020 10:55 PM BST
i wasn't very complimentary to an aspiring Ethiopian model when i was in my early 20s; who i ended up bangingBlush in my defence - although she was beautiful, she did have a chin like Brucie


You weren't very complimentary now either
Report DenzilPenberthy June 5, 2020 11:17 PM BST
Brucie reminds me of the Toast episodeGrin
Report Baphornet June 5, 2020 11:22 PM BST
Laugh feck knows what you'd say if i posted what i actually said!
Report DenzilPenberthy June 5, 2020 11:26 PM BST
'Good game good game' 'nice to see you, to see you nice'
More likely from the wheel on Price is right 'Give it a good pull love'
Report Baphornet June 5, 2020 11:28 PM BST
nah that wouldn't be racist, it was to do with where she came from (and her chin)
Report Capt__F June 5, 2020 11:35 PM BST
Newham
Report Baphornet June 5, 2020 11:37 PM BST
callmeataxi is still about?
Report DenzilPenberthy June 5, 2020 11:37 PM BST

Jun 5, 2020 -- 5:28PM, Baphornet wrote:


nah that wouldn't be racist, it was to do with where she came from (and her chin)


I can't imagine must've been one of them unique off the cuff ones you can take it to your grave

Report Baphornet June 5, 2020 11:40 PM BST
absolutely correct! I still cringe; it was said as a joke, & she did take it that way, otherwise......
Report Scamp the man June 6, 2020 1:00 AM BST
At Junior school when we played blacks v whites  at football in the playground I always played for the  blacks ,,,I am white
Report elisjohn June 6, 2020 6:53 AM BST
i live in a place that never had many black people living as a kid only  one or two, they werent abused, treated any different to anyone else, there was one kid in my age group in school, yes 1 in about 400 pupils, we were all friends with him, until sports day when he would bloody hammer us in the 110 yard sprint, and i was always 2nd :laugh:]. so i have to be honest and the only things that i saw racist was on tv like love thy neighbours, but even then , it was a laugh, i loved the black man in it, and then it was racist both ways with sam  bo and white honkey, even on the buses had chalkie. FOR ME  racist has only come across last few years on these social platforms, and film stars, soccer players yes the black ones always saying that its racism this and that and the other  .
i,ll tell you imo the people that are being subjected to raceism now is the{ normal 50 year old+ man) like me who cant say nowt about anything, dont get considered for jobs, if we say hello to a woman, were dirty old men and dont ever dare wolf whistle or say you look nice to anyone, and if you say you dont agree with gays marrying  you should be burned at the stake, and dont even go to these 100s of genders  which my opinion is madness .
i know my rant isnt written down or explained well, but im certain most of you know what i mean and a lot of you probably agree, , but scared to tell it.
Report Steve Voltage June 6, 2020 7:07 AM BST
elisjohn enjoy your forum ban
Report elisjohn June 6, 2020 7:21 AM BST
againGrin
Report elisjohn June 6, 2020 7:24 AM BST
if i do get a ban far that post, steve, then god help us all.
Report lovegod June 6, 2020 8:16 AM BST
I used to collect those badges from Robertsons Jam/Marmalade.
Report sageform June 6, 2020 9:22 AM BST
No doubt it is partly a generational thing for many. My parents generation (born between 1910 and 1916 were openly racist and nationalist (mainly against Germans for obvious reasons) but they had never met anyone who was not white in rural Gloucestershire farming circles. My generation (I am 76) slowly changed most of our views (no non white pupils in my school that I can recall) but we were helped by things like going to University (I shared an office with a man from Nigeria when doing a postgraduate degree in America from 1966-68) and as cricket was played between ex pat teams that included Anzacs, Indian and West Indian students, I was soon very comfortable in their company until Luther King and Bobby Kennedy were shot and things got very tense for a while. My middle aged children are very non-racial compared to myself at the same age and grandchildren see nothing unusual about a mixture of racial types in school. We are all influenced by our early years whether we like it or not.
Report cooperman June 6, 2020 9:48 AM BST
I had a set of the gollywog musician badges that lovegod mentions. Blush
Report hfink June 6, 2020 10:30 AM BST
Back in the 80's, watching the Olympic athletics events with some ethnic friends, I confessed that I held a strong bias towards the 100m and 200m sprints, which I thought were superior races to the 1500m, 5000m and, especially, the 3000m steeplechase, which I could not tolerate. I have since grown to like all track events alike.
Report elisjohn June 6, 2020 10:49 AM BST
another hero ive mine yifter the shifter and ed moses
Report Fire-and-Ice June 6, 2020 11:29 AM BST
Danced the funky gibbon when a 6 yo at a kids birthday party after eating jelly trifle
I was sick. Serves me right.
Sorry all
Report screaming from beneaththewaves June 6, 2020 1:40 PM BST
I used to turn the radio off when Terry Wogan came on.
Report ffaith June 6, 2020 2:28 PM BST
As a kid I used to love watching Glasgow Rangers on  tv but I couldn't warm to Celtic(nor the hibbees) there was something alien about them I could not put my finger on.  Must of mentioned it to my nan cos she said they were something called 'catholic'.   Same with Spurs all the other London clubs had a familar feel to them they seemed different.  Apparently they were 'jewish'.  Ah mysteries solved.  Not really racist or sectarian just a perceptive kid.
Report DenzilPenberthy June 6, 2020 2:34 PM BST
ffaith did you get my apology above genuine mistake
Report Emitdeb June 6, 2020 2:49 PM BST
What's your team ffaith?
Report Makybe_Diva June 6, 2020 3:04 PM BST
I remember watching The Black and White Minstrel Show with my Mum Blush
Report ffaith June 6, 2020 3:11 PM BST
Denzil I did.  No worries mate.     The glorious also-rans West Ham.  Why?
Report DenzilPenberthy June 6, 2020 3:12 PM BST
cool
Report alun2005 June 6, 2020 3:13 PM BST
I remember watching The Black and White Minstrel Show with my Mum

No problem, you won't be prosecuted for this historical race crime. You are excused on account of that great anti-racism campaigner Sir Lenworth Henry having been a performer in the stage show version of The Black and White Minstrels.

You are as a consequence free to leave the court without a stain on your character. We can't have the courts being clogged up with cases like this. Instead, they need to be kept open for contrived drivel like this. Possibly the most disturbing Pretendy Crime case ever heard in a UK courtroom.

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED. Even Judge Jeffreys would have thrown this out.

.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2052793/Golliwog-race-hate-charges-dropped-Jena-Mason.html
Report Emitdeb June 6, 2020 3:14 PM BST
Not Wet Sham!!  FFS!  The Dildo Brothers!!  Cry

Makes sense now, the way you treated poor Ali... Sad

Laugh
Report Foinavon June 6, 2020 3:50 PM BST
I once chased a black cat out of my garden because he was eating the food I had put out for this cat in the photo (who I've never referred to as Kitler ). Blush


Report Makybe_Diva June 6, 2020 3:51 PM BST
Thank you, Alun. I feel better now.
Report DenzilPenberthy June 6, 2020 3:56 PM BST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLCPp2fu-lg

Play from 15:45 a great TV comedy moment ruined by PC/woke nonsense
Report dukeofpuke June 6, 2020 3:58 PM BST
when we were kids me and my bro had action men and were playing in the garden our next door neighbours were asian we decided to hang our action man and set fire to it the colour of my action man had something to do with the reaction we got
Report screaming from beneaththewaves June 6, 2020 5:40 PM BST


Tomorrow belongs to meeow.
Report FOYLESWAR June 6, 2020 5:42 PM BST
as a child i bought white mojo sweets and rejected blackjacks , i deeply regret this blatent predudice and beg forgivness from the forum.
Report Foinavon June 6, 2020 5:47 PM BST
He looks like a relative, Screaming. Cool
Report HGS June 6, 2020 5:59 PM BST
I found Bo Selecta funny.
Report screaming from beneaththewaves June 6, 2020 6:22 PM BST
I found/didn't find Ali G funny.

I know I have to apologize for one of them, but I genuinely don't know which one.
Report LumpOn Dick June 6, 2020 7:38 PM BST
I found Fatima Whitbread very allurimg
Report elisjohn June 6, 2020 7:42 PM BST
my first teenage crush was on sonia lannaman( bet most dont remember her), anyway fantastic now on bbc 2 great tests highlight windies v eng 84
Report Baphornet June 6, 2020 7:42 PM BST
rumour on here she posts as Charlie
Report woundedknee June 6, 2020 7:46 PM BST
EJ You must have sh1te in yer mincers
Report Capt__F June 6, 2020 8:24 PM BST
Sonia gave a pair of spikes to my friend Cool
Report Baphornet June 6, 2020 8:26 PM BST
i hope they were blunt Cap'n
Report elisjohn June 6, 2020 8:29 PM BST
nina baden semper thenLove
Report mecca June 6, 2020 9:13 PM BST
Many years ago, i went into an Indian Restaurant, paid for the meal and ran off without eating it
Report Cardinal Scott June 6, 2020 11:07 PM BST
I don't have much racism in me but I will admit to growing up referring to my fave takeaway (curried chicken & fried rice) as a ch*nky and I still occasionally use that to this day through force of habit.
Report Cardinal Scott June 6, 2020 11:11 PM BST
Man I could do with a King Prawn, Curried Chicken & Fried Rice right now, I'm Famished!
Report Get me a drink June 7, 2020 9:37 AM BST
Back in the 80's, I entered a shop in Sutton Coldfield, Birmingham with my ex at the moment a black lady was being 'served' by a very brusque shop assistant. I saw the lady reach into her purse and pull out a credit card to pay for her purchase, all quite normal. But then the assistant, waving the card, loudly and rudely insisted that she had to phone the customer's credit card company to 'check' her card was valid (which it was).

I'm sure the assistant only took this action cos the customer was black, but I just stood there in shock and did nothing.

If the lady in question is reading this, I'm sorry I didn't stand up for you.
Report Get me a drink June 7, 2020 9:55 AM BST
Whenever I talk to a certain type of Asian guy, in the back of my head I wonder if they're part of some kind of grooming gang. Even the ones I know quite well.

Soz.
Report Tom Salt June 7, 2020 12:19 PM BST
I confess that for over 40 years, whenever entering a chinese restaurant or takeaway, talking in 'Masters' ' voice when providing wisdom to 'Grasshopper' out of the 1970's series Kung Fu
Report Steve Voltage June 7, 2020 12:19 PM BST
In the early 1990’s I would buy magazines called Club and Parade. Sometimes I would find these magazines in hedgerows. Anyway these magazines would have pictures of nude women. The funny thing was these attractive nude women would have their A holes airbrushed out Mischief the thing is though I always shot my load on the white women and never the women of colour.
Report DenzilPenberthy June 7, 2020 12:20 PM BST
Laugh
Report alun2005 June 7, 2020 2:18 PM BST
Is the "Asian Babes" magazine still going?  That became a bit of an obsession with 'Private Eye' (because of the publisher) back in the day.

I don't suppose the burqa-wearing "Asians" get much of a look-in.  Not really load-shooting material in fairness. Guilty as charged m'lid.
Report woundedknee June 7, 2020 2:22 PM BST
grooming gang rape is free
Report dukeofpuke June 7, 2020 6:38 PM BST
i once told this racist joke 'what do you call an ethiopian with a sesame seed on his head'

a quarter pounder
Report mukdahan June 7, 2020 6:44 PM BST
I once watched Jim Davison on tv and laughed at one of his jokes, god i"m glad to get that of my chest.
Report BARROWBOY June 7, 2020 6:53 PM BST
A gang of 7 or 8 of us used to go drinking in the late 80s one of who was Pakistani lad.he used to drive us about & would only drink a couple of halves of lager & lime all night but I used to tell him to buy a round.
Report macarony June 7, 2020 10:04 PM BST
In the early 1990’s I would buy magazines called Club and Parade. Sometimes I would find these magazines in hedgerows

You were blessed by the porn fairy she used to cover Carr's field in Carlisle with porno mags  from the 60s to 2000s I to have been blessed
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