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Advantages of being a currently unemployed football at this time of crisis

Just Checking

01 Apr 20 21:54

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1. You can carry a chalk spray can around with with you when you go to Tesco, and as you are standing at the bulk beer special offer aisle, spray a circle around you marking the distance at which nobody can encroach while the Free Keg is taken.

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Report Just Checking • April 1, 2020 9:55 PM BST

"*unemployed football referee". Once again god damn my word missing manship.

I want this joke retaken.

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- • April 1, 2020 10:00 PM BST

bigger advantage being an unemployed football.

Report Dotchinite • April 1, 2020 10:00 PM BST

Could you have it improved as well.

Report Just Checking • April 1, 2020 10:11 PM BST

Once perfection reach a certain point, it can't be improved, sorry.

Report peckerdunne • April 1, 2020 10:13 PM BST

wont get bounced around

Report Just Checking • April 1, 2020 10:17 PM BST

Oh I don't know, this joke has an inflated opinion of itself.

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