I’m staggered by this. Since the lockdown I decided that at 9:00 every morning I would do half an hour of chores. I’ve since realised that this means I would be spending more than 1/50th of my life cleaning and stuff. A shocking thought. Is it worth it or does my home become more hovel-like? I’ve stuck to the new regimen all week which has been remarkable as I was previously of the Quentin Crisp school of home maintenance.