Explosion at cheese factory in France

as del boy would say,FROMAGR FRAIS

price of smoked cheese collapses

It bleu up.

Looking at these jokes, I so wish it had not blown up

I couldn't give Edam .

In effort to prevent distress to his animals, a worker at a nearby animal sanctuary decided to mask a pony.

Frommage et trois?

Wonder what occurred

the explosion was so big it left a (cheddar) gorge.

Sounds like factory met its Waterloo

Police are investigating after it came to light that the factory is owned by an organisation based in Israel called Cheeses of Nazareth.

Q. How should police proceed when first arriving at the scene of an exploded cheese factory ?
A. Very caerphilly

Sacre Bleu Stilton!

Whey too many dodgy puns hear.

They must be going Emmental.............

I can't remember the name of the company, wotsit called again.

Petit pois

whey too much information

One person didn't know whether to believe it, so he asked his Chaumes.....

..think bigmo's status is safe !

Aye, nothing made me truckle.

This jokes are the last straws

They tried to save the blue cheeses but it was all in vain

Nigel Fromage was heard to comment "Well that takes the biscuit, a pint and a ploughman's please landlord."