5 inch long winkers

you been measuring them mouse

Make sure you are using your Winker correctly what ever the Size , A brick hitting a head can do a fair amount of Damage ..

Immigration has brought the average down.

my 3 inches would now be considered ok then?

You'd still be to the left of the bell curve.

My mate Justin had a 1/2 inch winker .

My friend Billy had a 10 ft willy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6wdvqP2koE

And if that don't make them want to integrate into the British culture then I don't know what will.

i take it we are talking about the chief winker, namely Chief Bellend?

Billy Bellend & The Winkers.

wife called Kissmy?

The Chaps are more than happy showing their willies to young women in the Community

cud bee

chaps out chaps

my Aileen is probably chapped out seeing as she has been working away for 3 weeks

You're lucky as I know I'd never be able to persuade ms m of the benefits of an open relationship.

well it's sort of open, as in if i catch you your balls are mine!

Perhaps a business trip to the caribbean is on order.

*in order

had one of them not long ago. The Nigerian club in Walthamstow

play a bit of domino?

yes, 4 lane ends and all that. The Nigerian is a fine place to go with lots of ethnic minorities,. They do not mind mixing some ganja with Moroccan black

Heady stuff!

& that's just the women

& that's just the women

& that's just the women

treacle is as treacle does

Book out then the Chap out