Ok, which Chit-Chatter is this then?

Not one of mine.

Who in their right mind would sell this story to a national newspaper, the mind does boggle, mabe it's fake news?

Is it one of your aliases, Study?

late aprils fools?

I know who you are mouse, don't make me expose you

Fair enuf, we'll have a non-exposure pact.

Sunday Sport.  About as reliable for news as the BBC.

Difficult to know what to say????

OK so you are down the dogging site enjoying a five finger shuffle until you realise the milf being back-scuttled is in fact your dear old mum.

Do you:
  a) do your flies up and slink quietly away, or
  b) think, "I know, I'll tell a national newspaper. That will help."?

Call Max Clifford.

Invite him to the party.

Clifford is dead but speaking of him, his daughter lost a case to have is name cleared recently.

It's no wonder we're in the state we're in.

That link actually made me LOL.

For those who can't use the link it is about a man splashing out on his mum for mother's day.

Most unseemly

pp Lord Snooty

Nicely put, Crisp.

Crisp should be a headline writer.

Apr 2, 2019 -- 7:00AM, scandanavian_haven wrote:

Who in their right mind would sell this story to a national newspaper, the mind does boggle, mabe it's fake news?

No one would sell such a story to a national newspaper but we are talking about THE SICKIPEDIA here, not any national newspaper.

Might be lfc.

I can imagine the reporter saying you just made that story up and lfc going all logical on him/her. Anything's possible, I read it somewhere.

^ as posted above it was in the daily sport, a national newspaper.