Carol Vorderman's new shape.

Jeeze that doesn't look natural or attractive, is that implants or pads in the trousers?

Fake news

"Fake new arse"
Fixed that for you.

That woman is fake all over.  Fake body.  Fake laugh.  Fake personality.

She is the most odious woman in the country.

I would.

Reminded me of Kenny Everett and his unfeasibly large Rod Stewart @rse

Reinforced 'control' pants, you wouldn't want to be close when she prises em off imo.

Mutton dressed as lamb, for me.

not nice, black womans ass, fake monster fun bags.........

still a couple of shandies

I was on countdown when she was doing the numbers (one or 2 of you might remember the "in running thread" on here at the time.
The thing I remember most was what a big bum she had. You never really get to see the true massiveness on TV!
I'm not remotely a fan.
She didn't speak to me or acknowledge me. The other people involved with the show were all fine and much more polite.

a bit of a party girl is Carol. No surprise she wants to look her 'best'

i did see a short fat woman walking in front of me this morning, she had one big roundy fat wide ass and i had to wait for the foothpath to widen before i could get past her and whilst awaiting that opportunity the thought entered my mind as to just how the feck she could wipe her ass.

There's more than one way to skin a rabbit.

ive never seen a rabbit this big

but yeh she probably had a strategic time out

She flies light planes. If she lifted a cheek to parp on a cessna, it would probably be enough of a centre of gravity shift to trigger a boeing safety system.

I never knew that STUDYFORM, how long ago and how did you get on, win any rounds?

she says someone asked her for id at the shop the other day

https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/1562214/carol-vorderman-new-curves-bum-pert-highlights-increidble-body-latest

WALOFS

wtf

She has two Graf Zepellins in her top! Nice but looks better au naturel

Mutton as Slippy says, never liked her.

As a maths expert she seems comfortable with inflation

Hey fatty bum bum - sweet sugar dumplin'

Hey fatty bum bum let me tell you somethin'

It's not because you're so big and fat
Don't believe I'm afraid of that.

Possibly her finest moment.
Contains nudity so don't watch if easily offended.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlXAOGz8jXI

in an instant

Always fancied her , beautiful and intelligent ,people forget her brilliant mind solving these number games as she did.

She got things in her earpiece said Frankie Howard.

Looks weird.

even bettor

Photo in the Daily Mirror today,mmm.

Someone asked her for id. pmsl, was she trying to get the free tv licence?

she was buying wine at marks and sparks when she was asked for ID

The usual joke by the M&S staff is "I can see that you're just about 18". Perhaps she was served by a newbie who fluffed the line.

The mirror pictures are the same as in the mail? Her top half looks normal, a perfectly acceptable dead heat in a zepplin race, but her arse looks like ..  Kit Kat said it above, and I totally agree. It reminds me of Kenny Everett singing "do you think I'm sexy" with an inflatable baloon down his derierre.

Always was an Vowel, Consonant, Consonant, Vowel.

Looks like she has killed her granddaughter for her clothes and then eaten the body.

Looks like she was on the p*ss all night and got totally wasted and had a massive curry on the way back and couldn't quite make it to a toilet.

The Kim Krapdashing look.

Talking of which, do people find KK attractive? I certainly don't, far too .. fake. There are sex dolls that look more realistic with more plausible body parts.
(So I've heard )

JC likes his dollies

That is a LIE. We've fallen out.

What's wrong with an older women making an effort rather than letting everything sag and just not caring anymore.