Maltesers advert with disabed lady

haven't seen it, but its only a Malteser.

you should watch it pecker, she refers to you

No seen it. What happens? Come on, splill the beans.

Is it the one where she gives him a J Arthur?

yay! Or as Crisp cleverly inferred

Sexual innuendo is the preserve of gays and women these days, if straight men do it it's pervy.

i was thinking more of Holly Willabooby doing the same advert, saddo & how long it would last

Holly

aye; what an advert that would be

It's apparenntly ok to allude to giving someone a w@nk on a sweetie advert if you are a disabled woman baph, a man in a wheelchair talking about pleasuring a woman wouldn't make the screen.

absolutely true

not new though is it...there's been a few of these Malteasers adverts featuring disabled women for the last couple of years, I agree it's double standards

THEY MELT IN YOUR MOUTH

i think this one is the most blatant though, scandanavian_haven

A reference to hand-jobs and ejaculation in an advert for sweets which, one assumes, has children as a large part of the 'customership'.  Classy.

indeed. I started this topic just after i had watched the advert; so it was on before the watershed

just

Does she wear a necklace?

I'm not denying that it has an amusing angle to it, it's just in the wrong place on a confectionary advert.

think i'll pop down the shop for a bag of malteasers

used to buy flakes and bountys ....

No publicity is bad publicity.

Mar 17, 2019 -- 3:55PM, saddo wrote:

Sexual innuendo is the preserve of gays and women these days, if straight men do it it's pervy.

A finger of Fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat

hes gawn all weird.........

thread is dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDx_Dy0ipL0&feature=youtu.be&t=27

thanks, Scanda. That was started over 2 years ago & the comments underneath aren't dissimilar to on here

thats not remotely funny and quite naughty in a not positive way.

Imagine the dinner table with 12 year olds, not good.

suddenly im a prude wtf thats not it

and the wheelchair is irrelevant

actually; that's not all of the advert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgUqmKQ9Lrg

The lass to her right is quite tidy.

well all i can say is it's lasted a lot longer than a lot of posters on here. I thought it was new

that was the full video, it's just that I clickd on 'share' then set the time to 27 seconds to reach the video's climax quicker. Incidentally, it still amazes me how in 2019 people still don't know how to do that, usually post a part from a  vid then say "it starts at so and so minute"

This is how it should be done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRIRACUmTPE

i can't do it Scanda

Can someone please tell me what they both say after the ejaculation? I dont get it.

Nevermind. I just turned on the subtitles.

"I feel so bad - "That's what he says"

Thats what he 'said'

Think it's a cracking advert..

Hqws your peoples vote canvessing going... MO 

men need to stop listening to women imo

This is how you write a proper advert

https://youtu.be/jY4tD2Hbg_A