The Worst Film ive ever seen on BBC 2 in 5 mins

Thanks for letting us know not to watch it. Although there are a few on here that love watching things they hate.

Thanks for letting us know not to watch it. Although there are a few on here that love watching things they hate.

I liked it, but think I'll watch this Undertones thing on 4 now.

Beeb4

At least it is not a Peter Greenaway film

I used to love them but nobody else ever did, or understood them tbh

A Zed & Two Noughts...best film ever

i quite liked it. More of a theatre play but enjoyable all the same

I take it you have not seen The Shape Of Water.

The Cook, the Thief, his Wife and her Lover. Peter Greenaway

What is wrong with that?

I gave the Oscar winning Birdman about 10 minutes after being given rave reviews by others.......terrible film,

Thought you meant Stallone's version of Get Carter was on.

I watched Birdman  again last night....definitely a good film !

The Cook, the Thief, his Wife and her Lover. Peter Greenaway

What is wrong with that?

yes that was not bad whispering death...as long as you was not eating afterwards

The name violates my rule: "The longer the film title, the worse the film, especially if there is a colon or other punctuation."
When you look at an obscure freeview channel and the film is called:
"Deathlord excalibur hurricane flight zero of doom: Vampiric nemesis of the necrobots"
You know it's going to be sh1t even before you check the imdb score of -0.3.

Relax. Birdman is just the abbreviated title. Its actual title is Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance).

(This is true.)

Ahh that explains the crapness, THE THEORY IS VALIDATED.

screaming is correct of course (I just checked, thus my name!). So it's a long meandering title with a conjunction AND brackets as punctuation.
It fits every criteria for crapness.

When they make the story of my life it's going to be called simply "Legend".
Not
"Just Checked Out: Spent too much time on chit chat, not half as funny as he thought he was (but there was that joke about .. damn I forget. Couldn't have been that good)."

If you really want to see an awful film check out Plan 9 from Outer Space:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plan_9_from_Outer_Space

Avatar a shocking omission

Birdbox is dreadful.

Nice pair of tits in  mine.

Good thought provoking fred. I am going to watch a couple of Greenaway films. The Cook, the Thief is one of my all time favourite films. Another is Lindsay Anderson’s if

Avatar is a good call
Shirley though, NOTHING is worse than Mamma Mia!!!!!

Mind you, 40 minutes of La La Land came quite close when I endured it last week.

I like Minder. Terry and Arthur. Is it anything like Minder?

Mar 15, 2019 -- 9:59PM, acey deucy wrote:

I take it you have not seen The Shape Of Water.

To think that complete and utter bilge of a film beat 'Three Billboards' for best film at the Oscars will always remain a complete mystery to me.

Jaws3 would be 1.01 in any market

Your right Slippy 3 Billboards was a bloody good film.

I saw avatar in the cinema in 3d and the effects were ok, especially at the start, but I've no inclination at all to ever see it again, unlike many other SF films.
The 3d film craze seems to have died off again though?

it did in the 20s as well

i tend to avoid most filums that win oscars

london has fallen is the main reason why I wait for such films to be aired on freeview