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Hank Hill
16 Feb 19 17:16
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Haven't had one come knocking for a while but disturbed me this morning . Don't they have better things to do than get the door shut in their faces all weekend?
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Report mouse muldoon February 16, 2019 5:19 PM GMT
Nutters.
Report mouse muldoon February 16, 2019 5:21 PM GMT
And they do no more witnessing than the ERG does researching.
Report Hank Hill February 16, 2019 5:28 PM GMT
I must admit I do admire their effort even though I think they spout shi t. I should think 0.01% for door to door conversions would be a very generous rate, yet on they go. Felt sorry for the poor kid dragged along though, was probably only 12 or so Sad
Report Shanelee1966 February 16, 2019 5:59 PM GMT
The ones i got were better dressed than most who attend weddings, immaculate.
Report mouse muldoon February 16, 2019 6:00 PM GMT
Commando underneath.
Report Just Checking February 16, 2019 7:33 PM GMT
I believe it's part of the religion to evangelise and even to spend a time (a year?) doing missionary work - i.e. spreading the word.

I wonder if any fish are good enough for them?
Report Just Checking February 16, 2019 7:34 PM GMT
I had the experience once of answering the door to one and it was someone I'd went to school with.

His conversion was not successful.
Report boxingthefox February 16, 2019 7:36 PM GMT
I'm not having anyone telling me what bread I can and can't eat.Angry
Report i_agree_with_nick February 16, 2019 7:44 PM GMT
Haven't had one come knocking for a while but disturbed me this morning


I haven't had this problem since I joined the Witness Protection Scheme.
Report boxingthefox February 16, 2019 7:45 PM GMT
Grin
Report Just Checking February 16, 2019 7:48 PM GMT
I haven't had this problem since I joined the Witness Protection Scheme.
Took a second then Laugh
Report mouse muldoon February 16, 2019 7:50 PM GMT
Grin
Report Just Checking February 16, 2019 7:57 PM GMT
If you live in an area without Jehova's, are you allowed to claim back your WP scheme money?
I can see another scandal unfolding.
Report cardifffc February 18, 2019 7:31 PM GMT
JW was telling me about a Rachel in the bible who give birth to a son  when she was 860........he said it with a straight face
Report mouse muldoon February 18, 2019 7:32 PM GMT
How old was the son?
Report Just Checking February 18, 2019 7:50 PM GMT
Just shows you how bad NHS cuts are that they've stopped allowing fertility treatment for those over 750.
Report mouse muldoon February 18, 2019 7:53 PM GMT
Should have enough to get it private by then if you've been even slightly canny with your pension pot.
Report Just Checking February 18, 2019 7:56 PM GMT
The advantage of living to 860 is you could get to meet your
great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grea... grandchildren.

Given the exponential expansion of the seed of your ovaries you'd have a right b*gger of a time remembering all their names, and trying to buy every one of them a christmas present would bankrupt the saudi royal family.

Which is why of course the Jehovah's don't celebrate christmas. For sound fiscal reasons.
Report mouse muldoon February 18, 2019 7:58 PM GMT
You'd still be around to give a distant descendants head a shake if he turned out to be a teet like Dyer.
Report DickTurpin February 18, 2019 8:53 PM GMT
I just usually tell people to repent and believe........so repent and believe.
Report mouse muldoon February 18, 2019 8:55 PM GMT
You may have more success with "stand and deliver".
Report DickTurpin February 18, 2019 8:56 PM GMT
I'll tell you why people don't believe............vessels of wrath fitted to destruction.
Report Just Checking February 18, 2019 8:56 PM GMT
I'm not sure I've even pented, never mind want to try it again.
Report portmanpark February 20, 2019 8:52 PM GMT
You get Christians arguing on youtube that people like noah in the bible did live to 900plus.You feel like giving them a good shake.
Report portmanpark February 20, 2019 8:52 PM GMT
You get Christians arguing on youtube that people like noah in the bible did live to 900plus.You feel like giving them a good shake.
Report mouse muldoon February 20, 2019 9:17 PM GMT
he had his 40 days of fame
Report mouse muldoon February 20, 2019 9:18 PM GMT
proportionately significantly more than 15 minutes
Report Just Checking February 20, 2019 10:00 PM GMT
The earths rotation is slowing over time. Maybe in those days it was whirling like a spinning top?
Report mouse muldoon February 20, 2019 10:02 PM GMT
If it was spinning that quick how did they keep their food down?
Report Just Checking February 20, 2019 10:08 PM GMT
If people were feeling rollercoaster sick all the time and off their food that would make Jesus's feeding of the multitude far less impressive.
Maybe he just conjured up a family pack of fish fingers and 2 loaves of Hovis.
Report mouse muldoon February 20, 2019 10:10 PM GMT
He imported a crate of american superchickens.
Report portmanpark February 20, 2019 10:27 PM GMT
Jehovah witnesses don't believe in evolution and think in the absurdity of a young earth in the thousands of years  not billions.
Report DickTurpin February 21, 2019 11:20 AM GMT
You Anti-Christ's remember...............you believe we evolved from fish...........by randomness and chaos.........
Report portmanpark February 21, 2019 11:23 AM GMT
dick......you think a talking snake is more plausible??
Report mouse muldoon February 21, 2019 11:29 AM GMT
One-eyed trouser won?
Report boxingthefox February 21, 2019 11:30 AM GMT
To be fair, PMP, we've all met a few talking snakes in our time..........anyway back to 'who has the best invisible friend in the sky.
Report portmanpark February 21, 2019 11:35 AM GMT
If only one person in the world believed in a god we would lock him up under the mental health act.Its only because so many believe the fairy tale they get a free pass.
Report boxingthefox February 21, 2019 11:42 AM GMT
Not surprising really, not so many hundred years ago, they also believed the world was flat, some still do!.
Q: if the world is flat, what is underneath??.....maybe the Devils house.Laugh.

Later. Happy
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