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06 Oct 18
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slippy I was told by the man on the fish counter at waitrose that the fish heads are tasty.
The man in the q before me bought the head of the salmon only.
The man in the q before me bought the head of the salmon only.
Being there when needed and having a cool head in a crisis.
Shooting your load after 30 seconds and not caring what yer missus thinks 
BY BEING ABLE TO PUT YOUR HAND DOWN A GRID IN YOUR BACK YARD WHEN IT BECOMES BLOCKED
Referring to other men as 'my son'
https://youtu.be/NhaZFqEgFaE
https://youtu.be/NhaZFqEgFaE
A real man will stay all night ffs.
Why the fxxk would you want to do that
Why the fxxk would you want to do that
Go and sit in your trophy room Aspro............plenty of room in there 
ufdan, I have often thought of giving advice on here about what women want - I will get around to it eventually when I have time 
What you want and what I can give are probably two different expectations 
I KNOW WHAT WOMEN WANT .A PARTNER THEY CAN TRUST WHO DIESN
LOVE GOD I DONT GET IT WHAT DO YOU MEAN .VERY FEW MALES WILL PUT THEIR HANDS DOWN A GRID IN THEIR BACK YARD (lots of years ago people didn't have gardens they had a back yard at the back of their house)AND WHEN THE GRID FROM THE PIPES GOT BLOCKED REAL MEN PUT THEIR HAND DOWN AND UNBLOCKED IT
Its easy to keep going for ages, but do women really like that?
By the way, is this the betting without pi$$ing in the sink?
what I mean is are you piiisssing into the sink that's next to the toilet.
I've never understood women making a fuss about that. Piissing in the sink means we aren't making a mess on the floor, are we?
Can't win.
Can't win.
Fooked if I'm climbing them stairs every time I need a p1ss.
...and the added bonus is... the toilet seat remains down! Everyone's happy!
Opening jars of pickled onions when 'the little lady' can't manage it
knowing the right fragrance to wear to get the ladies wanting the piiising tool.
Callisto-moon
which sink?
ALL sinks are fair game.
which sink?
ALL sinks are fair game.
Declining anaesthetic for a wisdom tooth extraction.
That's child's play RC... riding a bike home after a vasectomy beats that shirley?
Chuck Norris would do that no sweat.
Chuck Norris would do that no sweat.
Oct 11, 2018 -- 5:38AM, RacingCert wrote:
Declining anaesthetic for a wisdom tooth extraction.
And there's me thinking I was manly. Feck that!
I this being manly or old manly ;)
I find myself tutting under my breath the older I get.
I'm not sure if that's manly or old manly, but I reckon I could upercut Rocky in his prime with a good "tut" :)
I find myself tutting under my breath the older I get.
I'm not sure if that's manly or old manly, but I reckon I could upercut Rocky in his prime with a good "tut" :)
Making things up to impress others of your manliness.
"Tut" = virile
"Tsk" = effeminate
"Tsk" = effeminate
Not cutting my böllocks off and declaring myself now a woman.
Dealing with spiders in a swift, considerate and human manner.
Casually reaching into your trousers to adjust yer tackle, wherever you are.
Backing into a narrow parking space with geometric precision.
Doing a u-turn on a main city street during peak traffic time.
Doing a u-turn on a main city street during peak traffic time.
Aspro
Knocking one out using Deep Heat as a lubricant
I think we have a winner
Knocking one out using Deep Heat as a lubricant
I think we have a winner
Thanks for that vote Johnny 
Btw, I watched the U21 game the other day and although only a cameo, that Reiss Nelson looks some prospect. Stood out like a sore thumb for me when he came on. You lot have a star on your hands there.
Btw, I watched the U21 game the other day and although only a cameo, that Reiss Nelson looks some prospect. Stood out like a sore thumb for me when he came on. You lot have a star on your hands there.
Dating a lady who's bigger than you are when you're pretty tall yourself.
I always suspect that big men who go for tiny women are a bit lacking in a certain department.
I always suspect that big men who go for tiny women are a bit lacking in a certain department.
Nasal hair?
I would advise any bloke with normally equipped nostrils to stick to ladies of his own height or greater, unless he wants to spend the entire relationship being nagged to do something about those hairs up his nose.
I would advise any bloke with normally equipped nostrils to stick to ladies of his own height or greater, unless he wants to spend the entire relationship being nagged to do something about those hairs up his nose.
common sense on the road tends to be a male thing but it's worrying how many poor male drivers are about in 2018 .... basically common sense courtesy or thinking ahead and seeing a problem before it arises ...women ,however well intentioned don't seem to have this ability for some reason
Nasal hair?
Last time I had my hair cut the chap in the chair before me was having his ears burnt ... or that was what I thought.
Anyway when I got into the chair the barber explained to me he was having the hairs in/on his ears burnt off.
Thought I’d give it a go so went the whole hog and had my nostrils waxed and ears waxed and burnt too.
It’s better than pulling them out everyday.
Last time I had my hair cut the chap in the chair before me was having his ears burnt ... or that was what I thought.
Anyway when I got into the chair the barber explained to me he was having the hairs in/on his ears burnt off.
Thought I’d give it a go so went the whole hog and had my nostrils waxed and ears waxed and burnt too.
It’s better than pulling them out everyday.
There’s prob a vid on utube if anyone cares to search.
I had that done (ears) when I went to Turkey. They even extracted the blackheads!
What has happened to this thread? Even La-di-dah Gunner Graham would have baulked at having his ears waxed by a Turkish barber.
Fist bumping with the barber after you've just had your haircut
It's not a wax; they burn the hairs with a flame. Worthy of this thread me thinks
Pissing in the sink without bothering to move the dishes.
I'm relying on you to bring that thread back to the top in 2028, Scandi. Somebody might reply to it then.
It's not a wax; they burn the hairs with a flame. Worthy of this thread me thinks
Even better, do it yourself with a cigarette lighter
Even better, do it yourself with a cigarette lighter
Going for a pony and trap with a newspaper and a pen and getting half way through the crossword before you have done your business.
I take it sfbtw that is by Gary Larson, "The Far Side"?
No. Paul Shadbolt (see bottom right).
The cartoon was in Private Eye a few weeks ago. I love the way the spaniel's actually gone to the trouble of taking his reading glasses with him to the toilet.
The cartoon was in Private Eye a few weeks ago. I love the way the spaniel's actually gone to the trouble of taking his reading glasses with him to the toilet.
Walking into a plumbing supplier's, asking for the part what you want concisely and accurately, paying in cash, and leaving without fuss or comment.
"Yes?"
"'Mersion heater thermostat, please. Seven-inch."
"Ten ninety-nine, please. Ta."
"Ta."
I did exactly this earlier today, and having rewired the replacement part, I now feel manlier than I have since at least 1997.
"Yes?"
"'Mersion heater thermostat, please. Seven-inch."
"Ten ninety-nine, please. Ta."
"Ta."
I did exactly this earlier today, and having rewired the replacement part, I now feel manlier than I have since at least 1997.
Eating Daddies sauce instead of Heinz is the cornerstone and beginning to the art of manliness.
evicting a house spider with nothing but your marigolds.
Refusing to remember family birthdays until reminded by your wife who can remember several hundred so why bother.
Repeatedly pointing out the facts about right-wing people being more intelligent.
Not had one for a while , but i used to take cold baths . Invigorating , but it also resulted in my big johnny becoming , a very little johnny . So if you're about to have some fun and games with your lady or gent , my advice would be don't take a cold bath , just before .
Crying openly at funerals,kissing your kids goodnight and not being a **** and hitting your kids just because you were when you were a kid...
thegiggilo . You are my STAR OF THE DAY . Love and Peace .
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