clegg - sir lose alot

Constant whingeing and petulance gets you a long way these days.

It would be awful if the one doing the knighting slipped with the sword.

Wouldn't it?

They should let that Markle bird have a go.

Imagine the scene:

Her Majesty runs him through, withdrawing the sword with a regal flourish. The former deputy prime minister slumps forward onto the cushioned velvet, his ebbing life's blood barely visible against the Royal purpure. The assembled dignitaries, momentarily stunned to silence, regain their senses and burst into spontaneous applause.

Royal Pledge

forget Mr Sheen

Bloodlines

Should be locked up in the Tower!