The Crime Statisticians Are Mystified Apparently

alun2005

09 Sep 17 11:16

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Is there ANYONE out there who can explain the surge in the numbers of peace-loving prisoners?

Much to my amazement, it seems that not even David 'The Mastermind' Lammy can do so.

Personally, I'd like to see a detailed report explaining why this politician has inexplicably been fast-tracked into any number of important positions.

The Baffling Stats

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https://uk.yahoo.com/news/muslim-prisoner-numbers-jump-50-just-10-years-no-one-knows-100515722.html

The Mastermind

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWwyVQ2IQuE

The Disgraced Public Nuisance

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3485467/Labour-MP-David-Lammy-fined-5-000-making-35-000-cold-calls-just-TWO-DAYS-bid-mayoral-candidate.html

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Report Steve Voltage • September 9, 2017 12:15 PM BST

Apparently you are five times more likely to be a victim of crime if you get involved with someone who has brown eyes. Astonishing fact.

Report Steve Voltage • September 9, 2017 12:27 PM BST

According to the research brown eyed people are generally more hysterical, selfish and have a lower IQ.

Report Ramruma • September 9, 2017 12:51 PM BST

The Home Office predicted this years ago based only on the age structure of the Muslim communities. Most crime is committed by young men, and you can predict a surge in the number of young men in 10 or 20 years time simply by looking at primary schools.

Report saddo • September 9, 2017 3:32 PM BST

Alun, Muslims have doubled their number in the UK in ten years, so given that a lot of those will be too young to commit crime a 50% increase seems about right.

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