Date ideas?

No.

Been a while since I dated but never seemed to go wrong with staying in with some Woolworths Pick & Mix and a video from BlockBuster.

I thought only the over 60's called women "birds"

Even worse "chicks"..Kennymann uses this term and it always makes me cringe

Won't call them birds anymore then. Im thinking bowling with somewhere that has arcades, pool tables etc

Be careful the dog doesn't chase the ball down the lane

Nandos seems to be popular for first dates.

Ah right, didn't read the whole post.

Dogging?

Ice skating / ski centre....

Take her for the standard dinner/drinks and cinema. You're already walking her 'king dog! Time to take control of things before she has you doing the hoovering and dusting!

Walking the dog is my excuse to have a smoke as shes not a fan of that. I'll never be controlled by a woman and this
is probably halve the reason im always in and out of realationships. But friday is her day following the death of her nan.
Now if only there was an evening horse meeting on friday night

Take to an evening greyhound meeting

Karting track near to you ??

Just make sure the toilet flushes well.

Live in Reading and theirs a few karting places about which isnt a bad shout to be fair. Used to love going to
Reading dog track when i was younger even though it was a dump. No idea where the next closest one would be to me these days
as they all seem to be closing down.

dump\ be careful

netflix and chill


they love it

Try ten pin bowling or ice skating,make her think about something else and concentrate.

Looks like we're going bowling. The casino will be the next date

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The Casino a bad idea, they don't mind you wasting money on them. But flittering it away in a Casino, won't go down well unless you win of course and they will want to go again. But you won't win everytime. Stay clear of Gambling, best kept separate from Women. It's like Boozing and Gambling don't go well, the same with Women and Gambling, they don't understand it. Just treat them when you win big ( never tell them how much you won ), no questions that will impress them. Never mention losses. Sort of a Big Mart type attitude.

As you live in Reading how about lunch at Newbury races, it's less than 30 minutes away by train.

Will avoid the casino for the time being but already asked her if she has any unrestricted betting accounts so to late to cover it up.
I do enjoy Newbury races slippy and will take her there in time, living in Reading means newbury, windsor and ascot only a short trip away.

prepared83 06 Sep 17 16:23 Joined: 06 May 10 | Topic/replies: 4,244 | Blogger: prepared83's blog
Walking the dog is my excuse to have a smoke as shes not a fan of that. I'll never be controlled by a woman and this
is probably halve the reason im always in and out of realationships


^ Yet she has you walking the dog because she does not like you smoking

Whats your age? Whats her age? how would see rate looks-wise (1-10)?

*she...

We're both 33 and i think shes alright. Will post a picture on my twitter of us both a bit later. Bare in mind the pic was taken on
a sunday morning after i'd been drinking all day on the sat and she had been off her face at reading festival

sent you a tweet craig

just seen it neil

lol

pictues up on twitter, bring on the abuse check out my guns

well played Craig lol shes a keeper

cheers neil shes a good laugh as well

I think she has lied about her age

Villa fan living in Reading, whatever next, one in Kensington Palace?

always found an evening in showing a good lady how betfair works to be a worthwhile date

I joke about that with her as well delta she must've had a hard life ha.
We're everywhere stewart
Bhoys where have you been bud? Not seen you on here for ages

think this should be your theme tune, craig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymdssZOAx3Q

like it delta

from back in the day


you too young to remember


got known from a program called Trigger Happy TV with Dom Jolly circa 2001 ish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju_a2-Pve4g

The new one is a looker btw prepared, got that look in her eyes fk aye

Deltâ 08 Sep 17 15:52 Joined: 12 Mar 02 | Topic/replies: 51,906 | Blogger: Deltâ's blog
from back in the day


you too young to remember


got known from a program called Trigger Happy TV with Dom Jolly circa 2001 ish

^ ffs we are not that old Delta,I remember that like yesterday along with Luv Thy Neighbour and The Dick Emery Show

25 years of captivity,his body is tied his mind is still free,free,free Aunty Posttttttttt

Changed the pic on there now. I'm off to get ready to kick her a rse at bowling so have a good evening people

Be careful if they turn off the lights and do that glow in the dark bowling. So easy to through one up the wrong alley in the dark.

Wrong sport Crisp, your thinking of snooker potting the brown

Girls are just hopeless at Bowling .. they do the run & Drop the Ball dead weight kinda thingy!

Ice skating's actually quite cool Prep (cool- get it)

No seriously i went years ago & was a natural .. is good fun she'd really enjoy it .. they have like a disco night at most .. i ended up doing crazy Swirly things .. most of the cool kids prob thought i'd done it 100 times before - but was a skateboarder back in the day

Battered her at bowling i scored 180 having not played for years. Is this any good? Genuine question as i have no idea.
Night went well and stayed at hers.

good for darts

whatta a misttka to makka


should have let her win ...

Can't be letting her win delta, nope the barriers were down dubai. How do you post pics on here?

Never let a woman win at anything - a man winning is very  sexy

That's right. The man should always come first.