Rhymes for Len Goodman's new show.

Harrison Ford licking a gourd.

Phil Taylor holding hands with a sailor.

james blunt licking a

An absolute certainty, there'll be loads of diversity.

The BBC
Taking the pee

Eartha Kitt is having a

In Barclays Bank having a

The Cockneys must love this show, not seen it myself.

Don't call me a bender, I'm officially transgender.

Some good ones so far

If only someone could think of one for the bird from 'Game On'.

I have a satnav, don't need a map,
Who the h*ll is watching this cr*p?

I have to admit watching it but in my defence I was hypnotised as to how bad it was.
The winner was a black guy from Glasgow who works in an Italian restaurant.

Poor old Len. I reckon the old boy will have to go into hiding or Protective Custody after this excruciating debut.

The problem is that there can be no hiding place after that execrable drivel. Whatever goodwill he had built up with SCD has just come tumbling down. It wouldn't surprise me if the CIA are already planning an intervention. And quite honestly who could blame them?

Arsenal away, always a lay